Friday Fume

Okay…It’s been a tough week. With the events in Boston, West, Texas…Storms, flooding…all sorts of things…We’ve all been a little on edge.

Our thoughts, prayers and hearts go out to all who have been affected by the week’s horrible events. Really.

But rest assured that while all that was going on, we, at The National Patriot, were watching the off-the-front-page socialist insanity too.

Patriots…Today is a day to do what we must in order not to go out of our minds. Today, we must LAUGH!!!

Friends…It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m Fuming!!

Let me get this straight…

Connecticut passes a 138 page, 4000+ bullet point “GUN CONTROL” bill and now…THE 2ND AMENDMENT NEVER EXTENDED TO PRIVATE CITIZENS TO BEGIN WITH???

Remember those ZOMBIE attacks DHS has been preparing for? I’m guessing that’s in case things get out of hand in CONNECTICUT!!!

According to a WORKSHEET passed out in a Connecticut Middle School…

“The courts have consistently determined that the Second Amendment does not ensure each individual the right to bear arms. This means that the rights of this amendment are not extended to the individual citizens of the states. So a person has no right to complain about a Second Amendment violation by state laws.”

WHAT???????

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URGENT!!! REALITY THEORY!!!

The Department of Homeland Security tells their border agents to run and hide if gunfire breaks out.

According to Brandon Judd, Tucson Local 2544/National Border Patrol Council, “We are now taught in an ‘Active Shooter’ course that if we encounter a shooter in a public place we are to ‘run away’ and ‘hide.’ If we are cornered by such a shooter we are to (only as a last resort) become ‘aggressive’ and ‘throw things’ at him or her. We are then advised to ‘call law enforcement’ and wait for their arrival (presumably, while more innocent victims are slaughtered).”

Okay…Got that?

They are to run and hide and as a LAST resort…THROW things at the shooter.

Remember that as you read on as it WILL become even MORE disturbing…Shortly.

Next…

We have DHS telling US that in case of an office intruder we should…

Grab up a pair of scissors or hide under our desks.

Now then…Just as I asked you to keep in mind the border agent’s instructions…Also…Keep THIS in mind.

I do hope you’re sitting down.

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Friday Fume

If you think YOU had a tough time getting through this week…

At least it wasn’t revealed that YOUR fake girlfriend, who was in a fake car accident and diagnosed with fake cancer and who died a fake death wasn’t real.

Maybe Manti can go on Oprah and offer a fake apology.

Chances are…Nobody’s SUING YOU for doping to win bike races…

See…You’re cheering up already!!!

My friends…It’s Friday and…To paraphrase a great patriot…

”I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FUME!!!

Well, well…

129 days LATER, upon hearing of a good place to get a STRAWBERRY FRAPPE…

The head of the FBI has made his way to LIBYA to ask a few questions regarding…

What was it again???

Oh yeah…

BENGHAZI!!!!!

Good grief…

FBI Director Robert Mueller discussed the case in TRIPOLI with senior officials, including the prime minister, justice minister and intelligence chief.

Well…THAT should wrap things up huh???

I understand that while Mueller was there…

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URGENT!!! PATRIOT CALL TO ARMS!!!

Yesterday, the Dictator issued a series of 23 Imperial Orders AND ADDITIONAL PROPOSALS including the outright ban of “assault rifles” in what can only be rightfully determined as an outright deconstruction of the Bill of Rights and the 2nd Amendment.

His proposed actions are unconstitutional.

It is also quite likely that he, as a Dictator, is in collusion with several entities including retailers and banks in this objective.

This is THE most egregious act of contempt for the Constitution and the American people I have ever seen a occupant of the oval office enact.

There can be no doubt, by anyone with an IQ of double digit proportions, of the Dictator’s agenda.

He means to disarm America.

Clearly he understands that as he moves “FORWARD” in his quest to “FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORM” America, God Fearing, Red Blooded Patriots will NOT stand for his SOCIALIST to COMMUNIST shift where GOVERNMENT controls the PEOPLE rather than the system set in place by our founders and framers in which the PEOPLE control the GOVERNMENT.

By disarming the people, this penny-ante Dictator is protecting his OWN hide and cares not a whip regarding the “children” whom he, in a brazen move of political expediency, presented to the public yesterday.

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Oh To Be an Obama Youth As Decrees Are Signed

Yesterday, there were 2 school shootings. 1 at a business school in St. Louis where a man opened fire on a finance officer and then himself…Both are expected to survive and the other, at a community college in Hazard Kentucky where a man opened fire in a parking lot killing 2 and injuring a child. That attacker may have turned himself in to the local police.

Obama is responsible for both shootings.

I’ll explain that later.

Today, the Emperor will surround himself and his dictatorial rule with the most egregious of human shields.

Children.

As the Emperor announces the measures he will decree upon the formerly free citizens of his kingdom, he will have around him children who have supposedly written to him, begging him, in his wisdom, to subvert the Constitution.

Because guns, on their own, kill mostly children in gun free zones, the Emperor will take pen to paper and issue his control…

On behalf of the children.

Law abiding people MUST be subjected to grander control and law abiding people must NOT be allowed THEIR God given rights.

Why?

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