By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Let me just see if I have all of this correct…

On Thursday, an FBI team investigating Carlos Danger…aka Anthony Weiner…regarding his sexting to under aged girls discovered a cache of more than 10,000 emails directly related to the Hillary Clinton illegal private email account and illegal private server…

On Friday…FBI Director, James Comey, sent a letter to members of Congress, from both sides of the aisle, telling them that the FBI was reopening the investigation into Hillary’s emails, thus drawing the ire of liberals far and wide…including AG Loretta Lynch who had just finished pleading the 5^th in a different investigation…

And as of Sunday morning we find out that as of Saturday night…

The FBI still didn’t have a search warrant that would allow them to even START reading those 10,000 plus emails?

Really?

For the better part of 72 hours…the FBI…our nation’s top law enforcement entity…couldn’t find a single judge…anywhere in the country…who would sign off on a warrant?

All over this country of ours, in every nook and cranny, day in and day out, cops are getting warrants to search houses for a baggie of weed.

From sea to shining sea, high and low, night, after night, after night, cops are securing warrants to search for stuff stolen from the back of pickup trucks.

But the nation’s TOP COP…the Director of the FBI, James Comey, can’t scrape up a single robe wearing justice to autograph a search warrant to look at emails kept on some Weiner’s home computer that may well lead to the arrests of multiple goons tied to espionage and treason against the United States of America?

May I please be so bold as to make a simple request of any Federal Judge who happens to be reading this article? Please call James Comey at the FBI and authorize the reading of 10,000 plus emails…because apparently Jim has lost your phone numbers.

Thank you.

What a crock of crap…and speaking of crap filled crocks…

Huma Abedin Weiner, estranged, now claims that she has absolutely no idea how at least 10,000 emails related to official Department of State business which also may well be directly related to Hillary Clinton and herself…found their way into a computer she shared, at her home, with her pedophile, selfie snapping naked husband.

No idea.

No idea at all.

It’s a complete mystery to her.

Personally, I have three theories…

Theory number one…Huma herself put them there. To flesh out this theory, allow me to add a few suspicions. Huma decided there was either enough there to get her out of trouble by tossing Hillary under the bus should things turn ugly and she, Huma, stashed all those emails on her and the Weiner’s computer for safe keeping, or Hillary herself ordered Huma to stash them where they wouldn’t be found because in them are the goods on Obama that she, Hillary could use should things get sticky for her.

Yeah…I know that’s pretty far-fetched as theories go, so let me offer a much more plausible theory.

Theory number two…

The email fairy did it.

I understand that it will be much more difficult to get the Email Fairy to testify either behind closed doors at FBI headquarters or in open court, but perhaps an immunity deal could be offered to speed things along.

It’s been done for others after all…and an immunity deal would clear the way for the Email Fairy to tell all while having no fear of implicating herself…or himself…depending on the fairy’s gender identity.

And while the FBI is at it…they should also offer immunity deals to the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa’s Elves so as to discover whether or not they know anything of relevance in this case.

After all, as I said…it’s been done for others.

And, my third theory which I grant you is a bit out there, but bear with me.

What if Huma isn’t lying, this time? What if she really doesn’t know how all those emails got on the computer she shared with the peter tweeter? If not Huma, than whom-a?

What about Anthony Weiner himself?

Obviously he spent a good deal of time on the computer…obviously he had access to the computer he shared with Hillary’s Muslim cohort. Perhaps not as obviously, because one supposes it doesn’t happen with every married couple, but suppose Huma and Tony had access…as in the passwords…to each other’s email accounts?

Is it possible that, you know, in case he got caught doing something he shouldn’t have been doing…like sexting girls under the age of consent and figuring that someday he might well need a bargaining chip of his own…Tony went into Huma’s Yahoo account, downloaded all her emails that as an attorney, he knew were illegally stored, and made his own file of them, hid them in an obscure place in that computer and created a password he didn’t share with his wife?

Remember, there’s a big difference between being smart and being savvy and while Weiner clearly wasn’t smart enough not to take pictures of lil’ Anthony and send them off to girls, but he was somewhat tech savvy…maybe enough to have created his own secret stash of Huma’s and Hillary’s emails.

I know its supposition, but, as a bargaining chip, it might just be smart enough to keep a guy with the last name of WEINER out of a jail cell.

Adding some credence to this out of the box theory is the fact that potential future inmate WEINER, on Sunday, reportedly gave the FBI his permission to start reading all those emails meaning that there is now no reason for any Federal Judge to call Comey.

Gavel on Judges…sorry to have bothered you.

Perhaps also, this is why Huma has been holed up in her NY apartment for the past couple of days, going through separation anxiety from Hillary. It’s been reported that Hillary and Huma haven’t spoken since the news came out that more than 10,000 of her emails were on a sexual preditor’s computer.

Poor Hillary.

Poor Huma.

Poor Muslim Sisterhood which has now been cut off from their access to the woman who would be Queen….and just when they were so darn close to replacing the Iranian in the White House back office.

All I’m saying is wait, and watch. Let’s see if Weiner, who has been…cut off…for some time from his regularly scheduled Huma-hummers gets a deal of the immunity nature from the FBI over the next few days or weeks. If he does…we’ll know.

But this doesn’t absolve Huma in any way. In fact, Wiener’s wife and former Hillary best friend is now in a boat load of trouble. You see, that immunity deal SHE had in place most likely only covered what she was already asked by the FBI. This is NEW stuff…a NEW investigation and a whole new ball game.

Hillary must be sweating like Britney Spears on Jeopardy. She thought she was in the clear. She thought she had the system beat and that Huma had done as she was told and destroyed all the emails she had on her computer. Maybe Huma thought so too and that’s why she’s claiming she doesn’t know how they got there.

What she most likely means is that she didn’t know they were STILL there.

Semantics.

But now that Huma appears to be persona non grata in the butcher of Benghazi’s inner circle of corruption, espionage and treason, she’s got to know that Hillary’s initial plan was to throw her under the bus…if not literally, figuratively so Huma may well now have a chip on her boney shoulder.

If my third scenario is correct, the race is on as to who will cut a deal first with the FBI to spill Hillary’s pant-suited beans…Huma or the Weiner.

Of course…at this point…what difference does it make?

Whether or not my third theory is correct…this is not just a two horse’s ass race. Remember all those other horse’s asses who got immunity deals, like Cheryl Mills, Brian Pagliano and so many others? Well, guess what? I’m willing to bet that their immunity deals expired when the original case was closed last July after they all pleaded the 5^th, which means Hillary’s got to be about up to her all three of her necks and both of her faces in a pool of sweat.

All of those 5^th pleading former owners of immunity deals are implicatable and I rather doubt any of them really want to do time on Hillary’s behalf, so they’re probably huddling with their attorneys right about now to see what sort of a new deal they can get if they sing.

Any way you look at it, this is going to get very interesting very fast but like I said…they’re only theories.

My money’s on the email fairy…she, or he just can’t be trusted.

REMINDER!!!