Friday Fume

It’s been ANOTHER one of THOSE weeks…Hasn’t it?

According to SOCIALIST Rep Elijah Cummings regarding Benghazi: “death is a part of life.”

Hey…poo for brains…THE BENGHAZI 4 DIDN’T DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES!!!!!

The SOCIALIST PRESIDENT OF FRANCE has told HIS government NOT to use ENGLISH words…FUNNY…IT WASN’T A BUNCH OF FRENCH SPEAKING SISSIES WHO KICKED THE GERMAN SPEAKING NAZIS OUT OF PARIS…WAS IT?????

And…On Wednesday…When the TRUTH was being told before a House Committee…ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN AND MSNBC ALL DECLINED TO CARRY A SINGLE MINUTE OF IT!!!!!

You’d think they were trying to cover something up…huh???

Well…Take heart my friends…THERE’S ALWAYS MORE SOCIALIST MISBEHAVIOR TO BE EXPOSED and today IS Friday after all.

Join me, won’t you?

I’m fuming.

Let’s give the China’s “People’s Daily” their national newspaper “a hand” shall we? They’re building a brand new  HEADQUARTERS BUILDING!!!

It’s TALL…

It’s sort of…cylindrical in shape…

The top few floors are just a little bigger that the rest…

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Friday Fume

I have our CHRISTMAS lights up…we got our CHRISTMAS tree up and decorated with CHRISTMAS ornaments and we sent our CHRISTMAS cards out to our troops.

LIBERALS on the other hand…Have been VERY busy trying to OUT STUPID each other!!!

What else is new?

I know all my Patriot friends have been plenty busy getting ready for CHRISTMAS too so…I’ve been paying attention FOR them and…here are the results.

It’s Friday Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

A DEAL WAS STRUCK YESTERDAY IN THE SENATE!!!

No…NOT on something as trivial as the LOOMING DEBT CRISIS or the FISCAL CLIFF…

THAT would have been silly.

THIS DEAL…engineered by that short bus dipstick Harry Reid…

WILL ALLOW SNACKS IN THE CONGRESSIONAL AUDITORIUM FOR A SPECIAL SCREENING OF…”LINCOLN!!!”

Saints be praised.

The senate’s head GOOBER struck a deal to get RAISINETS!!!!

Apparently there’s nothing pressing happening in DC so the inmates can watch a movie in the asylum.

“One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” isn’t available on Netflix this week???

THESE MORONS NEED TO GO TO THE THEATER LIKE LINCOLN NEEDED A HOLE IN THE HEAD!!!

Still too soon?

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Friday Fume

Liberal/socialists are spinning faster than pulsars and, in what is becoming deeper and deeper desperation, the lies spewing from them are running down the walls all over the place.

While the Obama Campaign Administration tells their lies louder and faster than ever before…Romney just sticks to the facts and guess what? Romney is now leading the polls.

It’s harder now than ever before to keep up with the liberal/socialist manure spreaders but…I’m always game to try.

My Friends and fellow Patriots…

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Senator Coburn from Oklahoma has published his 2012 book of government waste.

Oh…It’s a page turner!!!

Every year, Coburn catalogs the wasteful spending of congress and puts it all out there for prying eyes.

Let’s see…

NASA spent $947 MILLION dollars developing…A MENU OF FOOD WE COULD EAT ON MARS!!!

Ummm…Really?

WE’RE NOT EVEN SENDING ASTRONAUTS INTO SPACE!!!!!

For that matter…Why not just put the same stuff on the menu that is on the menu at the Space Station???

WOULD THAT BE SO HARD???

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Make ME the Sec. of Common Sense!!!

Honestly, I believe the problem with a list of 20 things our government is wasting YOUR money doing is narrowing it to 20. Suffice it to say the actual number could well reach into the thousands and the totals into the billions each and every year.

The real question is, why? WHY do our members of Congress continue to allocate YOUR money to such “projects” and WHY can they not see the folly in doing so?

At a time when we MUST reduce the size of government, I would suggest adding 1 cabinet level position.

Make ME the Secretary of Common Sense.

My salary would be performance based and my word would be the final word. This would be a lifetime appointment and I would be required to issue a written reason for my decisions.

The list below was compiled when we were not yet 14 trillion dollars in debt, my salary for the list below would have been, $22,317,596.50 and my written statements for each item, reflecting my reasoning, appear in blue.

I would make my report public on the first of every month in a press conference.

Here we go…

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