BREAKING!!!
Today, the FPI, (Food Police Idiots) the top law enforcement agency of the Nanny States of America, has issued an all points bulletin for a TERRORIST so vile, so despicable, as to be the cause of death and general mayhem to our nation’s children and children through the known world.
The bulletin reads…DEAD or ALIVE!!!
If YOU see this individual, call the FPI immediately.
DO NOT APPROACH!!!
THIS TERRORIST IS TO BE CONSIDERED DEADLY!!!
As we understand, via unnamed and anonymous sources, SEAL Team 6½ is now on HIGH ALERT and ready to spring into action without due credit to be given, upon the issue of a memo to be delivered to Admiral McRaven.
Appearing now, at the top of the FPI Most Wanted Terrorist List is…
