It never ends does it? Day in and day out, week by week, liberal/socialists just keep doing what they do and adding fuel to the fire.
It’s not like I have to go looking for this stuff either. The problem is editing it down.
I could go on and on, but for the sake of what’s left of MY sanity and YOURS, I just save it all for the end of the week.
Patriots…It’s Friday
And I’m fuming.
Somewhere, in a home which uses 20 times the annual amount of energy as the average home, Al Gore is sobbing.
A REPORT JUST CAME OUT THAT SAYS THE HIGH GLACIERS OF THE HIMALAYAS ARE NOT MELTING!!!
They were supposed to be ALL GONE by the year 2035.
THE U.N. (United Nincompoops) CLIMATE SCIENTISTS TOLD US THOSE GLACIERS WERE GONNA MELT AWAY AND THE OCEANS WERE GONNA SWALLOW US ALL…errrr…wait, what? They’re NOT melting? Yeah but some of the lower glaciers HAVE melted and WE’RE ALL DOOMED…DOOMED I TELL YA DOOOOOMED!!!
Huh? The oceans have only risen HOW much? ½ an inch…from 2003 to 2010?
RUN…RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
Right now, SNAILS are outrunning the tsunami.
Here’s the down and dirty on global warming climate change or whatever we’re calling it this week:
IT’S THE SUN that causes it…whatever IT is and MONEY that causes “scientists” to tell us that WE’RE causing it!!!
Good grief.
Fuming.
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!
L.A. County rectal thermometer receptacles have issued NEW and MORE RELAXED rules for beach goers.
THE ALL OUT BAN ON FOOTBALL AND FRISBEE TOSSING HAVE BEEN…ALMOST LIFTED!!!
Now, you can toss a football OR Frisbee, with the PERMISSION OF THE LIFEGUARD!!!!
Of course, if you engages in non-permissioned tossing, your 1st offense results in a $100 fine. The 2nd offense will cost ya $200 and a 3RD OFFENSE IN A GIVEN YEAR WILL SUCK $500 OUT OF YOUR WALLET!!!
It seems the REAL criminals on the beach however ARE THE KIDS WITH PLASTIC SHOVELS AND PAILS!!!
THE NEW ORDINANCE FROM THE WALKING ORIFICES STATES THAT UNLESS YOU ARE A TV OR FILM CREW, AND YOU HAVE BEEN GRANTED PERMISSION…IT IS ILLEGAL TO DIG A HOLE ON THE SAND MORE THAN 18 INCHES DEEP!!!
Really?
So….The Bay Watch Babes are gonna be running in slow motion to the nearest tot with a bucket and MEASURE THE DEPTH OF THE DEATH TRAP?????
I GUESS THEY HAVE all THEIR LITTLE PROBLEMS solved IN L.A. now so they can FINALLY turn their attention to the SCOURGE OF HAVING FUN AT THE BEACH!!!
Maybe once they get the Frisbee throwers and hole diggers under control, THEY CAN START CRACKING DOWN ON BEACH BLANKETS SAND BEING SMUGGLED OUT IN BODY CREVASSES!!!!!
I’m fuming.
Hmmmm…apparently, Californians take their lack of common sense with them when they travel.
Last weekend, two women from the Republic of California were KIDNAPPED while taking a tour in EGYPT by a pair of Bedouins CARRYING GUNS!!!
Their captors drove them around for a few hours trying to gain leverage to get some family members released for Egyptian prisons before they let them go.
THE WOMEN SAID THEIR KIDNAPPERS WERE KIND, GRACIOUS, GAVE THEM DRIED FRUIT AND…TREATED THEM LIKE FAMILY!!!
Ummm…ladies…THEY KIDNAPPED YOU IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY WHERE THEY DON’T REALLY LIKE AMERICANS!!!
Look, I don’t know about YOU but…I’M wondering exactly what THEIR FAMILIES ARE LIKE!!!
“They reassured us, they are just continuing our tour in the mountains,” one of the women claimed, “I said, ‘Yes, what a beautiful scene.’”
One of the women, a devout Christian, said she began talking to the men about God and faith while their Egyptian tour guide, WHO WENT ALONG WITH THEM…TRANSLATED!!!
Oh, well, that explains why they let them go…
THEY MUST HAVE KIDNAPPED A COUPLE OF JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES!!!!!!
Right now, there are 2 guys wearing bed sheets, and table clothes for hats, sitting in the shade of a camel next to their Kalashnikov rifles…heads in their hands thinking…DAMN THAT WAS ANNOYING!!!
And somewhere in California are two absolute IDIOTS telling people at the retirement home… “WE’RE ORGANIZING A BOAT TRIP TO SOMALIA…WHO WANTS TO COME ALONG???”
FUMING!!
Finally, last week, Emperor Obama proved he’s ABOVE THE LAW by not having even his ATTORNEY show up in court to offer a single IOTA of evidence and he STILL WON THE GEORGIA CASE but…
NOW HE THINKS HE’S ABOVE…GOD!!!
Yep…THE ALMIGHTY OBAMA is now insisting that religious entities like CHURCHES, HOSPITALS AND SCHOOLS…PROVIDE ABORTION, BIRTH CONTROL AND STERILIZATION INSURANCE THROUGH OBAMACARE!!!
Oh…never mind that pesky Constitution which provides FREEDOM OF RELIGION…OBAMA KNOWS BETTER THAN GOD!!!
I don’t know if anybody but me has noticed but…Catholics, just judging by the size of their families…DON’T REALLY HOLD WITH CONTRACEPTION!!!
It’s a basic tenant of their religious practices.
Try to put up a manger scene in a park and LIBERALS come all unhinged.
Try to put a 10 Commandments display in a courthouse…OH HELL NO according to liberals.
FORCE RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS TO PROVIDE SOMETHING DIRECTLY AGAINST THEIR VERY BELIEFS???
No problem…perfectly acceptable to THE ALL KNOWING, ALL SEEING, LIBERAL DEITY!!!
IF THIS PUTZ HAD IT HIS WAY…EVERY OTHER BEAD ON A ROSARY WOULD BE A MORNING AFTER PILL!!!!
This is all part of a 2,000-plus-page bill WE HAD TO PASS BEFORE WE COULD FIND OUT WHAT’S IN IT, and the more we find out what’s IN it…THE MORE IT SUCKS!!!
Next month, Obamacare goes to the United States Supreme Court.
MAKES ONE WONDER IF THE ALMIGHTY OBAMA WILL EVEN HAVE AN ATTORNEY SHOW UP, DOESN’T IT???
This guy has handed out 1,231 WAIVERS TO COMPANIES GETTING THEM OUT OF THE OBAMACARE MANDATES!!!
MOST OF THOSE WENT TO FRIENDS OF THE OVAL OFFICE DEITY!!!
But a religious entity…asking for a waiver…NOPE…AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN…NO WAY…NO HOW!!!
WHAT IN THE HELL COUNTRY ARE WE LIVING IN????
So…maybe you’re not Catholic and you’re wondering why this is so important. Well, I’ll tell you why.
UNDER SOCIALISM, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES CONTROL OF THE MEDICAL FIELD, REDISTRIBUTES “WEALTH,” CONTROLS EDUCATION AND RELIGION IS CONSIDERED THE “OPIUM OF THE MASSES!!!”
AS SUCH, RELIGION IS EITHER STRICTLY CONTROLLED OR BANNED ALTOGETHER!!!
This LIBERAL/SOCIALIST WHO HAS PLACED HIMSELF ABOVE THE LAW, ABOVE THE CONSTITUTION AND NOW…ABOVE RELIGION is NOT going to stop with CATHOLICS!!!
GIVE HIM AN INCH AND HE WON’T STOP UNTIL REFORMED DRUIDS ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO PRAY IN FRONT OF SHRUBS!!!!!
While we’re still allowed to do so…WE NEED TO PRAY THAT THE SUPREME COURT WILL FIND THE INDIVIDUAL MANDATE IN OBAMACARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!!!
Oh yes my friends, it’s Friday and…
I AM FUMING!!!!!
