As the warp speed march to full blown socialism continues, it’s getting harder and harder to survive each week without going stark-raving nuts.
As Patriots, we have to find a way to put an end to this insanity before we have no country left.
As we wait for the next shoe to drop, we must find a way to deal with the socialist fools and my favorite method is…LAUGHING!!!
Every Friday we let it out a little and laugh at the whole mess.
Today IS that day Friends and Patriots…
It’s Friday and…
I’m fuming.
Well, it’s only a matter of time before the Emperor signs an Imperial Order to MANDATE we ALL PURCHASE these.
COMPUTERIZED SMART FORKS!!!!!
Yep….Your old eating utensils ain’t good enough anymore.
YOU NEED A HAPIFORK!!!
Relax…they only cost $99.00 EACH!!!!!
The HAPIFORK will measure how fast you eat…How much time elapses between each and every mouthful and…How many bites you take.
Right now, it has a USB connection so YOU CAN UPLOAD IT ALL TO YOUR COMPUTER or iPHONE but…
NEXT YEAR…
A BLUETOOTH VERSION WILL BE “ON THE MARKET.”
Bluetooth… WIRELESS…Which of course means there IS a possibility that…YOUR EATING HABITS COULD BE DIRECTLY UPLOADED TO…
