BREAKING!!!
Today, the FPI, (Food Police Idiots) the top law enforcement agency of the Nanny States of America, has issued an all points bulletin for a TERRORIST so vile, so despicable, as to be the cause of death and general mayhem to our nation’s children and children through the known world.
The bulletin reads…DEAD or ALIVE!!!
If YOU see this individual, call the FPI immediately.
DO NOT APPROACH!!!
THIS TERRORIST IS TO BE CONSIDERED DEADLY!!!
As we understand, via unnamed and anonymous sources, SEAL Team 6½ is now on HIGH ALERT and ready to spring into action without due credit to be given, upon the issue of a memo to be delivered to Admiral McRaven.
Appearing now, at the top of the FPI Most Wanted Terrorist List is…



THIS is not going to end well.
These people, and I use THAT term loosely, who plotted the 9-11 attacks, killed 3,000 people and wished they could have done more, can’t focus on their trial because some women in the court proceedings at GITMO are not covered up from head to toe in hijabs???
refunding the man $197.
Oh…Hello…Is it the end of the week already?
Is it any wonder…REALLY…that a guy with a made up birth certificate and a made up Selective Service registration would have a made up girlfriend with whom he had a made up conversation, recounted in what is supposed to be his actual autobiography?

Congressman Darrel Issa, Chairman of the House Committee investigating Fast and Furious, has reportedly prepared and sent to Speaker Boehner, a 48-page charge of contempt against Attorney General Eric Holder.
Well, we all knew the Tea Party and Tea Party candidates would be the direct targets of liberal/socialists after the 2010 midterm shellacking didn’t we? As election season 2012 heats up, those liberal/socialist organizations are starting to shift into a higher gear.
The most elite law enforcement detail in the nation now has to be treated like children because of their all too adult behavior.