The Woke Condiment Controversy

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There are still some companies out there that seem intent on proving that they’ve learned absolutely NOTHING from what happened to Bud Light.

You remember Bud Light, the brand that used to be the best selling beer in America before they went woke and ignored their core consumers? They did the whole DEI thing with some flake by the name of Dylan Mulvaney, a dude pretending to be a dudette and faster than you can spill a beer while riding a mechanical bull…people went looking for a new brand.

It should come as no grand surprise that Heinz has joined in the buffoonery.

You might remember the BLM from buying mansions for the enjoyment of their Marxist leaders while doing nothing for the people they claimed to represent. Well, last week, the BLM got their panties all wadded up over a couple of ads put out by Heinz and decided to raise a stink. Naturally, it’s a load of crap, but since remodeling those mansions is probably done, they had nothing better to do.

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The FAA Goes WOKE

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With all the problems our nation’s transportation sector has experienced over the past few years, from a series of train derailments, to enormous delays in air travel, one would think that our Transportation Secretary, Pete Buttigieg, would be trying to fix the problems that actually exist before he tries to fix make-believe issues that only exist of the addled minds of liberals. Sadly, that is not the case.

Just a couple of weeks ago, a door blew off of a Boeing jet while in fight. Somehow, nobody was killed or severely injured, but the mishap, which came after a series of warnings were ignored, has now prompted the FAA to warn parents not to have babies sitting in their laps during flights lest a part of an airplane suddenly divorce itself from the aircraft and babies start getting sucked out into the wild blue, or pink yonder.

The FAA, by the way, is the government agency tasked with overseeing our nation’s regulating of civil aviation. They are in charge of everything from the safety of aircraft, to maintaining operations with air traffic controllers at airports, to seeing to it that pilots aren’t drinking before they climb into the cockpit.

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DEI Is Designed To Fail

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Last week, there was a protest outside the NY office of Harvard alumnus Bill Ackman, after Ackman led the effort to remove Claudine Gay as the president of Harvard University.

According to Al Sharpton, “[Ackman] declared war on DEI. He declared war on affirmative action. He’s defining himself as a rightwinger in terms of dealing with racial equality. This issue is not just about what they did to this president of Harvard University. It’s about the use [of her] as a scapegoat to fight DEI.”

Sharpton, a race baiter and race hustler went on to say that Claudine Gay’s resignation was “an attack on every Black woman” in America who has “put a crack in the glass ceiling.”

This, of course, falls directly in line with Gay’s resignation statement in which she claimed to have been the target of “personal attacks and threats fueled by racial animus.”

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A Poison Ivy League Resignation

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For many years, I have referred to our nation’s colleges and universities, both honestly, and often as “asylums of higher indoctrination.” I stand by that description as the situation has only become worse over the past decade.

I can also say honestly, that throughout my years in school, from elementary school through college, I never once knew the political affiliation of ANY teacher, instructor or professor I had. Maybe I wasn’t looking hard enough for the signs, but never once did any teacher, instructor or professor in any school or class I attended try to indoctrinate students with their political ideology.

Not once.

Not even in my history or political science classes.

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Recruit Woke, Go Broke

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So, according to the woke geniuses over at the pointy building with five corners, military recruits just aren’t smart enough to join our armed forces because they are having a tough time adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing.

The Pentagon (that’s the building with one more corner than a standard building for the benefit of future military recruits) says that in order to assist potential future military personal in passing the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, or ASVAB test, they will, in the near future be allowed to use a calculator.

According to somebody with a pointy head in the five cornered building, “The department is carefully considering the use of calculators for the ASVAB. We are taking a systematic approach, which will assess the impact of calculator use, and we are developing a way forward for calculator inclusion based on best practices in test development and psychometric theory.”

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A Delicate Explanation of Trans-Nonsense

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Have you heard what’s now the grand plan regarding how they want to deal with illegal aliens in the sanctuary city of New York City? Mayor Eric Adams, last week, hatched a desperate scheme by which New Yorkers would encouraged to allow illegal alien families to live in their homes for which the citizens would be paid $125 dollars per month…per illegal alien.

That equates to roughly $3,750 dollars a month per illegal alien.

And by “families” one can suppose it means two Guatermellon men, one Mexican National man, some guy by the name of Mahmoud from Buttkrakistan, two kids they’ve never met before and four black dudes with balls wearing dresses and all going by the name “Rosita” because they’re tired of living in Harlem.

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A Cancer In The Classroom

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I believe we can trace the rot and ruin of our nation’s education system back to a remark made in 1995 by the future U.S, Attorney General, Eric Holder. At least that’s when we should have become aware of the liberal plan and started to take steps against it.

In 1995, Eric Holder, then a U.S. Attorney, was speaking about “gun violence” which any thinking person knows is violence committed by the criminal elements of our society with guns, but that wasn’t then, nor is it today what liberal Marxists want you to believe. They want you to believe it is the gun, rather than the person holding the gun that is responsible.

Understanding that most people are either reasonable or smart enough to know that guns do not operate themselves, Holder, in his comments said, “We just have to be repetitive about this. It’s not enough to have a catchy ad on a Monday and then only do it every Monday. We have to do this every day of the week and just really brainwash people into thinking about guns in a vastly different way.”

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Bud Light and the Woke Dystopian Shakedown

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The Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation, otherwise known as the HSBC has downgraded Anheuser-Busch InBev stock to hold amid a “crisis” following Bud Light’s marketing campaign featuring transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney.

According to Carlos Laboy, the managing director at HSBC’s global beverage sector, “There are deeper problems than ABI admit.”

Gee…ya think?

The most recent figures show that Bud Light sales are off better than 26% over last year, and the plunge didn’t start until the self-inflicted disaster of Bud Light’s partnership with Dylan Mulvaney. That raises a couple of good questions. How did Anheuser-Busch get the risk assessment so terribly wrong, and are they hiring the best people in their marketing department to gauge risk vs reward?

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Bud Light’s New Dumbest Idea Ever

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As the Bud Light saga continues, one thing has become perfectly clear…at the bottom of a deep hole, Anheuser-Busch continues to use a bigger shovel.

Last week, the “trans community” a community that comprises less than one percent of the American population issued a terse hissy-fit of a letter to Anheuser-Busch. That letter, from The Human Rights Campaign  Jay Brown read, in part, “At this moment, it is absolutely critical for Anheuser-Busch to stand in solidarity with Dylan and the trans community. However, when faced with anti-LGBTQ+ and transphobic criticism, Anheuser-Busch’s actions demonstrate a profound lack of fortitude in upholding its values of diversity, equity, and inclusion to employees, customers, shareholders, and the LGBTQ+ community.”

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Bud (No Wiser) Doubles Down on Stupid

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Well, here we are, a scant two weeks since I penned the commentary, “Drunk On Woke, Bud Goes Broke” and it’s already time for an update.

To refresh your memory like an ice-cold Miller Lite, Anheuser Busch hired what I referred to as “woke liberal arts major who has been indoctrinated most likely throughout her government “education” and certainly at some asylum of higher indoctrination,” by the name of Alissa Heinerscheid as their VP of Marketing, and in her bubble of wokeness, she decided that the way to attract what she called a younger demographic was to ““to evolve and elevate this incredibly iconic brand,” by partnering with Dylan Mulvaney, a dude pretending to be a woman.

Mulvaney is a “social media influencer” which is a fancy term for an abject moron.

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