Cuomovirus, Pork and Biden’s Lost Marbles

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New York’s Governor, Fredo’s brother, Andrew Cuomo has been holding daily press briefings regarding the whole COVID-19 liberal panic, and he’s been getting plenty of camera time even from Fox News in the process.

The reason he’s been holding daily press briefings is because President Trump has been holding daily press briefings, and the mainstream media have been watching Trump’s poll numbers rise, along with the stock market rebounding every time Trump does an extended briefing.

Liberals hate that, so they are trying to counter-program against it…but that’s not really the problem.

New York’s problem is that they have become the COVID-19 U.S. epicenter and Cuomo is demanding that the U.S. government use an unprecedented amount of our taxpayer money to save their sorry asses.

And why is that?

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The Pandemic Panic in Proper Perspective

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The coronavirus, COVID-19 or the Chinese virus shouldn’t scare you. It should concern you, especially if you happen to be in a high-risk category.

What should scare the bejesus out of you is how people that hoard toilet paper for a respiratory virus are going to vote this November.

It’s easy to make fun of certain aspects of this COVID-19 media driven, and liberal weaponized outbreak of the uncommon cold, and I have done just that in previous articles. It is also easy to poke fun at the terminally inane dolts who went panic shopping for toilet paper and hand sanitizer and I have also done plenty of that.

But maybe it is now time to put a lot of the panic over the pandemic into its proper perspective and try to provide some much needed common sense to the situation.

Here we go…

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COVID-19 for Dummies

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I should like to address those amongst us who have been, for the past few of weeks, hording toilet paper. You know who you are.

We have seen you on the news and splashed about on social media with your shopping carts piled with a mountain of toilet paper in such a fashion that one would require a Sherpa to reach the summit were one so inclined to plant a flag atop Mount Charmin.

This, you claim, is because of the coronavirus, otherwise known as COVID-19.

COVID-19 is a RESPIRATORY illness.

For those amongst you who seem woefully unaware of what a RESPIRATORY illness is…it affects the lungs. That is the UPLOADING system, not the DOWNLOADING system. That is to say that contracting COVID-19 will not, I repeat NOT give you a case of the galloping guano however, HAD you contracted a virus with galloping guano as a symptom, to be perfectly honest, and giving due consideration to your mental state at this point you would now most likely be hoarding…

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The Latest in Liberal Lunacy

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Ever feel that all the world is a dog, and you’re the fire hydrant?

That’s the way the democrat party, liberals, socialists and their voters must feel today, and those warm, moist feelings aren’t happy tears being cried by rainbow-farting unicorns.

Oh, the past couple of weeks have been banner weeks for the democrat party as they have carefully taken aim at their own feet and let loose with both barrels. They couldn’t have done more damage to themselves with a Bic lighter on the Hindenburg, or with a can opener on the Titanic. Team Trump should be working 24/7 just putting together campaign videos featuring the democrat party’s circular firing squad.

Honestly, I have never seen a political party implode like this before, and it is pretty damned entertaining. If it wasn’t for self-inflicted bad luck, the democrats wouldn’t have any luck at all.

Let’s just take the last couple of weeks as an example…

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The Best Reason Yet to Vote For Trump

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Over the past 5 years, we’ve heard and seen all sorts of histrionic behavior from the liberal/socialist left regarding Donald Trump, first as a candidate, and since his election.

The collective panty-wadding has been obnoxious, violent, silly, diametrically opposed to the pretend mantra of liberal tolerance, and in some cases, quite entertaining.

There were the safe space liberals who curled up in the fetal position on college campuses with their coloring books, Crayons, bottles of bubbles and their therapy puppies, but sadly, the supply chain for such items ran out when other like-minded socialists refused to continue to use their money for the collective good, and the puppies ran away.

Those were good times.

ANTIFA, which employed Nazi tactics in their effort to label Trump, and Trump supporters as Nazis ran out of steam for the most part when the socialist bus fuel pool also ran out of the support of other people’s money.

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Liberals Propose a New Way to End America

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The New Way Forward Act is THE most dangerous piece of proposed legislation I have ever seen. I guarantee it is the most dangerous YOU’VE ever heard of, and if this proposed pile of crap were ever to become law, the United States would be turned into a third world country.

But it is actually worse than that.

The bill is better than 4,000 words that are meant to erase our sovereignty as a nation, and designed to unleash upon law abiding citizens a tsunami of illegal alien criminals that wreak havoc on our streets, in our cities, and across whatever would be left of this once great nation.

The bill was introduced by Jesus Garcia, a liberal from Illinois, and is co-sponsored by the ilk of Ilhan Omar, AOC and 42 other liberals who see this as a way to fast-track a new voting bloc.

So, what’s in it?

How about this for starters…

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Biden Being Biden

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Being Joe Biden apparently means being in your own realm of not so real reality most of the time. He often has no idea where he is, as several times he says he’s glad to be in a particular city when he’s not even in that city’s particular state.

Being Biden also apparently means telling what sure seem to be fabricated stories from his own past. Stories like wrapping a length of chain around one arm and confronting a known gang thug named “Corn Pop.”

Then there was that other swimming pool story from Biden’s younger days when he claims little black kids at the pool liked to stroke the long blonde hair…on his legs…and how much he enjoyed that.

Being Biden must be relatively easy, not having to keep track of your whereabouts, making up tall tales from your youth, sniffing the hair of women and young girls, getting handsy like any other creepy old uncle, and occasionally insulting the very people you’re hoping will eventually vote for you.

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Free Vaseline and Other Empty Promises

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Russian collusion is over.

The Mueller report is over.

The Trump/Zelensky phone call with its quid pro quo, it’s extortion, and its bribery along with its “abuse of power,” and its “obstruction of congress” is over.

And impeachment is over too.

All of those things ended with liberals wadding up their collective panties, and with President Trump standing tall, still in the White House, and still their president, but all of those things had one thing in common…

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The Real Reason Impeachment Failed

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Ronald Reagan once said, “It isn’t so much that liberals are ignorant. It’s just that they know so many things that aren’t so.”

There can be no greater affirmation of the spot-on truth of that statement than the liberal’s reaction to the Trump presidency. Liberals have lifted knowing things that aren’t so to an art form over the past four years, and there is no sign of that particular mental affliction abating any time soon.

While the impeachment will live forever as a glaring example of liberal’s knowing so much that isn’t so, Trump Derangement Syndrome amongst liberals infected their ideology much, much earlier than that. To really understand the depth of the liberal pandemic, we can trace its origins to the day Donald Trump became the Republican nominee, and to be fair, even before that.

In the run-up to the nomination, during the primary season of 2016, Bill Maher asked his panel which of the candidates stood the best chance of winning the general election. Ann Coulter responded…

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Overhyping the Underwhelming

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Outside of impeachment, of which I think the inhabitants of entire planet is growing tired, not to mention the inhabitants of all other planets in the known universe, there have been two other stories in the news that have captivated the headlines.

Now before I get into those other stories, allow me to quickly clear something up for skeptics, there are inhabitants on other planets scattered about the known universe, there must be or otherwise, why would there be a Miss Universe pageant every year?

Sure, Earth wins it every year, but that’s not really our fault. For those who insist that we are alone in the universe, I would challenge you to start your own, Miss Holier-Than-Thou pageant where the entries are as limited as your minds.

Okay, that said, allow me to get into the nuts and bolts of the only stories outside of impeachment that everyone seems to care about, and frankly, few should.

BREAKING NEWS…

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