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Friday Fume

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Oh, the week that was huh?

Bloomberg wants to crack down on earphones…Lil’ Kim over in North Diarrhea wants to attack the United States…

Socialists are already attacking the new Pope because he’s TOO Catholic…Really?????

Karzi, over in Buttkrackistan, is saying that WE’RE behind the attacks that are killing OUR military people…

Oh yeah…It’s been another week of socialist morons on parade hasn’t it?

Well, how about we all take a little time to laugh before we go screaming into the night?

It’s Friday my Patriot friends and…

I’m fuming.

Can’t socialists just let kids be kids?

NO!!!

Here, we have the case of 7 year old Erich Henze.

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Weekend Edition: Calling a Spade a Spade

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So…They DIDN’T release 500 ILLEGAL ALIEN CRIMINALS onto the streets and into the cities?

They being, the Dictator’s administration.

They Didn’t release 500 Illegal Alien criminals. Well…THAT’S good…wait…what???

It wasn’t 500…IT WAS 2000???????

Yes…2000, maybe a few more…ILLEGAL ALIEN…CRIMINALS…were released by this administration onto our streets and into our cities.

Because of a “sequestration” that hadn’t even happened yet.

They were turned loose before…BEFORE..sequestration became reality but, it’s okay…They have to report in…They’re being “monitored” and when they have another court date…THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO JUST WALK RIGHT BACK INTO THE COURTROOM AND PRESENT THEMSELVES.

Now…

We KNOW whose dumber than a box of rocks idea “sequestration” was. Woodward cleared THAT up. “Sequestration” is OBAMA’S lame-assed idea. Yes, Republicans and socialists all agreed TO it BUT, the idea itself came directly from the OVAL OFFICE and guess who signed it last?

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Friday Fume

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The Mayans had NOTHING on the DICTATOR when it comes to the end of the world predictions huh?

The SKY is falling, we won’t be able to land PLANES…The cops won’t be there after you need them, teachers won’t be able to indoctrinate your kids…

Joe Biden says “Buy a SHOTGUN…BUY A SHOTGUN!!!” Just take it out on the balcony, like he has instructed HIS WIFE to do and FIRE A COUPLE OF ROUNDS INTO THE AIR!!!

Ummm…Not only would you then be OUT OF AMMO and have to RELOAD while the BAD GUYS ARE COMING FOR YOU but…

IN DELAWARE…WHERE JOE AND HIS WIFE LIVE…THAT’S ILLEGAL…and Crazy Joe’s SON…THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF DELAWARE…Had to TELL him that.

In case you haven’t noticed…YOU’RE not safe…YOUR FAMILY is not safe…EVEN YOUR PETS AREN’T SAFE from the MORONS running amok in this country but…

Before we all go screaming into the night we could use a laugh couldn’t we?

It’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

Oh My GOD!!!!!!

From the “Lucky He Wasn’t NEUTERED in The Act” Files…..

ILLEGAL ALIEN, Tomas Bautista, a 40 YEAR OLD…Has Been ARRESTED in Broward County for…

Oh geez…

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Killer Becomes a Hero and Guns Are the Problem???

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Diane Feinstein…

Nancy Pelosi…

Chuck Schumer…

Piers Morgan…

ALL of the ilk insisting on “gun control” because “Guns kill people” and “Guns are dangerous”  need to know something.

GUNS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM!!!

The problem is a concerted lack of morality. A simmering stew of morally bankrupt, vile, Godless, freaks who have no respect for the lives of others or for themselves.

These are people, whose ideology and view of the world have been formed and molded by decades of YOUR ideology and views of the world.

They feel entitled to what others have worked for, achieved, gained, striven for, invested in and busted their asses to have.

Freedom means nothing to these people. Neither does liberty.

They don’t give a DAMN about their country and would rather have handouts than opportunities.

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Weekend Edition: Gun Rights vs Gun Control – The TRUTH

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The government can’t find 15 million ILLEGAL aliens and to be perfectly honest, they don’t WANT to but, by forcing gun registration…They WILL be able to find every LAW ABIDING gun owner in America. Am I the ONLY one who thinks something is wrong when the government, in an attempt to control people, does nothing about those who BREAK our laws and removes rights from those who ABIDE by the laws???

In the next few days, Joe Biden will submit his report on how to control you to the Emperor. Both he AND the Emperor have made it clear that Imperial Orders may well come into play against you regarding the 2nd Amendment.

Over the last few weeks, socialists, liberals and their pundits have not missed a single opportunity or microphone in their quest to demean and dismiss you, the law abiding gun owners of America.

They want you to believe that what they are about to propose or bypass congress to accomplish with regard to eroding your rights is for your safety and…of course…for the children.

Every time they want to remove some of your rights, it’s for the sake of the children.

BULL.

It’s time to make a few things crystal clear and I can assure you, liberals and socialists aren’t going to like this at all because…It’s the TRUTH.

How many times have we all heard a socialist, bent on controlling you by removing your rights, tell anyone within earshot that you don’t need an AR-15 to hunt deer?

Socialists are trying to SHAME you into bowing to their ideology and they HOPE you will be seen as the fool.

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Friday Fume

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As the warp speed march to full blown socialism continues, it’s getting harder and harder to survive each week without going stark-raving nuts.

As Patriots, we have to find a way to put an end to this insanity before we have no country left.

As we wait for the next shoe to drop, we must find a way to deal with the socialist fools and my favorite method is…LAUGHING!!!

Every Friday we let it out a little and laugh at the whole mess.

Today IS that day Friends and Patriots…

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well, it’s only a matter of time before the Emperor signs an Imperial Order to MANDATE we ALL PURCHASE these.

COMPUTERIZED SMART FORKS!!!!!

Yep….Your old eating utensils ain’t good enough anymore.

YOU NEED A HAPIFORK!!!

Relax…they only cost $99.00 EACH!!!!!

The HAPIFORK will measure how fast you eat…How much time elapses between each and every mouthful and…How many bites you take.

Right now, it has a USB connection so YOU CAN UPLOAD IT ALL TO YOUR COMPUTER or iPHONE but…

NEXT YEAR…

A BLUETOOTH VERSION WILL BE “ON THE MARKET.”

Bluetooth… WIRELESS…Which of course means there IS a possibility that…YOUR EATING HABITS COULD BE DIRECTLY UPLOADED TO…

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Letter to Liberals, Socialists and Assorted Idiots

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Dear Liberals, Socialists and Assorted Idiots,

We tried to tell you but YOU told US we were crazy.

You got your 1st paycheck of 2013 last Friday and many, MANY of you were astonished that it was smaller than it was the Friday before.

Guess what?

Elections have consequences.

YOU voted for what you DIDN’T get in your paychecks…TWICE.

You did and YOU know it.

For the last 4 years, the Emperor has made it very clear that he wanted to stick it to the “rich” and hike THEIR taxes.

WE, as conservatives, TRIED to tell you that HE was lying.

We tried and we tried and every time we told you he was going to hike YOUR taxes, even though YOU are part of the MIDDLE CLASS that the Emperor said MUST NOT be harmed by higher taxes…

YOU told us that WE had NO IDEA what we were talking about.

YOU called US crazy. You called US names.

YOU said WE were lying.

Well, now that you’ve seen your paychecks, what do you think?

77% of ALL Americans, regardless of their class, lower, middle or upper, have had their taxes jacked up.

YOU are among them.

WE were telling YOU the TRUTH.

Remember Obamacare?

Well, THAT’S just PART of your current tax hike.

We told you so.

Your payroll tax went up too, didn’t it?

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Gun Map Newpaper Hires Armed Security!!!

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So…

You just have to love the irony of it all.

Here’s the question of the day:

What do those who fear guns fear MORE than guns???

The answer:

Emails and phone calls.

Try not to laugh.

I mean, really try.

I dare ya.

The Journal News…That NY Newspaper that published an online interactive map of registered gun owners in a couple of counties has…

Wait for it…

HIRED ARMED GUARDS FOR THEIR OFFICES!!!!

Oh yes they did.

The armed security, they say, is in response to…

Wait for it…..

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We Have Officially Gone Over the Sanity Cliff

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Maybe the Mayans were right and we’re all too apathetic to notice that the world really has come to an end.

We are no longer facing the fiscal cliff…We’ve officially gone over it, for now. Today, maybe tomorrow or perhaps later in the week, the House will attempt something only seen previously in cartoons…Hanging in mid-air, turning around and trying to run back to safety before gravity sets in.

Last night, the senate passed a sort of, almost, not really fix for the fiscal crisis in that it included no spending cuts, doesn’t deal at all with sequester and only raises taxes on those making $400k per year.

The house hasn’t voted yet, and they might not like it at all since they didn’t like it when the tax hikes hit those making a million or more.

Given the fact that congress has a single digit approval rating, they waited until AFTER the last minute to do anything on this fiscal cliff issue and the senate hasn’t passed a budget in 1400 days or so…

Naturally they all deserve a raise.

Right?

I mean, we’re now 16.4 TRILLION dollars in debt, taxes are going up, spending is NOT going down and Congress  is basically waiving the white flag so…Obama signs an executive order giving them all a raise.

That ONLY makes sense if the world actually HAS ended…Right?

$16.4 trillion dollars in debt…

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Weekend Edition: 2013 – Resolve Over Resolutions

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While others busy themselves making predictions for the New Year and others with formulating resolutions, I have neither the time nor the patience for either.

Instead, I will relate MY RESOLVE for the New Year.

Before I begin, you should know that I mean these wholeheartedly and I am quite serious about each and every one of them.

So…2013…Where should I begin?

First…I intend to start an online petition which, should it gain 1 million signatures, would outlaw all online petitions.

Seriously…Name ONE online petition which has EVER gained the required number of signatures and has then gone on to accomplish ANYTHING. Name ONE. Go ahead…We’re all waiting…

I…And I suspect YOU…Are bombarded by such petitions DAILY and they are ALL posted as though the future of the world depends on YOU signing the thing. Well…Guess what?

IT DOESN’T and YOUR signature might make you FEEL good but, in reality…IT’S ALMOST AS MEANINGFUL AS AN EMAIL FROM A NIGERIAN PRINCE.

I’ll get the ball rolling and if YOU’LL just sign on…WE CAN STOP ONLINE PETITIONS FOR ALL TIME!!!!

Second…I am finished with listening to ANY “End of the World” prophecy garbage.

It’s not because I feel it is a waste of time or nonsense.

It’s because I simply can’t take any more of that sort of disappointment.

EVERY damned time SOMEBODY says the world is going to end…IT DOESN’T.

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