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The Potted Plant Gets a Doctorate

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this article, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

Given the current state of our nation’s asylums of higher indoctrination, it should come as no great surprise that they’re handing out dumbed-down diplomas like candy on Halloween, but dumbed-down doctorates?

One would think, or at least hope that doctorates would be reserved for the best and brightest, those few to whom 2+2 doesn’t equal 3 just because they want it too, and honorary doctorates should be going to those who have actually accomplished something grand in life.

Sadly, that’s just not the case

Recently, Joe Biden received an honorary doctorate from Howard University and before I tell you for what he was honored, allow me to provide just a speck of background on the Howard asylum of higher indoctrination. Howard is located in Washington DC, and is primarily an asylum of higher indoctrination which caters to black indoctrinees.

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Drunk On Woke, Bud Goes Broke

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These days, one of the worst things you can do is to misgender someone. Doing so draws the wrath woke liberal idiots like nothing else. How DARE you, you god-awful bigot. You deserve to be CANCELLED, and perhaps assaulted should you have the unmitigated gall to venture into any public place.

To be clear…misgendering is the act of CORRECTLY mentioning some woke fool’s ACTUAL gender at birth.

To be even more clear regarding the subject of misgendering, there are men out there, who are pretending to be women and women pretending to be men who PRETEND to be offended when someone CORRECTLY identifies their true gender

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Biden’s Balloon-a-Palooza

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According to China last week, they intend to “take measures against U.S. entities related to the downing of a suspected Chinese spy balloon off the American East Coast.” The Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Wang Wenbin gave no details and did not identify the targets of the measures.

For their part, China has said that the balloon in question was NOT a spy balloon, but a WEATHER balloon that got blown off course. They have NOT said what government department or company was responsible for it which is a pretty clear indication that it was not a weather balloon.

China also wants their “weather balloon” which clearly was not a weather balloon back and while that probably won’t happen, with Biden in charge…who knows?

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TV Ads, Oppressed Black People and Omelettes

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Recently, Dr. Phil did a show entitled, “Defunding the Police: A Failure or a Fallacy?,” and he did what he usually does…he tried to air both sides of the issue and give the people involved squishy treatment by agreeing with them…up to a point.

One of the people on that show was a fellow by the name of, Mychal Denzel Smith. Smith is a podcaster who is decidedly anti-police and told Dr. Phil and the audience that he doesn’t see any need FOR the police.

Naturally, Dr. Phil questioned Smith regarding that stance and Smith said, “When I say, ‘Oh I don’t believe that there’s a need for police,’ what I’m saying is that there has been so little investment in creating the conditions under which police would not be necessary.”

I have no idea what that means, but Smith wasn’t finished.

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Sending the Me Too Movement to Davey Jones’ Locker

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At last, our long national nightmare is over. On June 1st, 2022, the jury returned with a verdict in the case of Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard and Johnny Deep walked away the winner having been awarded what amounts to $13 million dollars in damages.

The trial lasted most of six weeks and featured the airing of more dirty laundry than a 3 day seminar on the effects of explosive diarrhea held in the party room of an all you can eat bean burrito buffet.

Before I get into the real nuts and bolts of this commentary, allow me to give you the most accurate descriptions I can provide of the two combatants in this case. Johnny Depp is perhaps THE most wildly creative, absurdly talented and quite possibly the ultimate chameleon in the history of cinema having produced out of thin air some of the most iconic characterizations ever seen on the big screen.

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Take Your Chosen Pronouns and Buzz Off

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So,  it has come to light that in Wisconsin, in Kiel, Wisconsin to be specific, three middle school boys have been charged with sexual harassment. Those are serious charges but what on earth did they do?

Were they making comments regarding a good looking teacher? Did they touch someone inappropriately? What exactly happened?

Well, that’s exactly what the mother of one of the offenders wanted to know. What did Rosemary Rabidoux’s 13 year old son, Braden do to wind up being charged with sexual harassment?

It was explained to Rosemary, by the principal, that her son Braden had failed to address a student by that student’s…chosen pronoun.

OH THE HORROR!!

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The Meme and The Mirror

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On Easter, I created a meme and posted it to facebook. It was a rather innocuous meme, a play on words in my own snarky style.

That meme quickly became one of the most responded to posts that I have put up in quite some time.

Naturally, there were those who “got it” and those that didn’t. There were those who laughed at it, and those who didn’t. There were, no doubt, many who saw it and just scrolled on by and of course there were those who felt a deep need to post up a comment regarding the post, and regarding me as the poster of the meme.

Many of those who choose to respond to the meme were quick to condemn me for it and some of their comments were downright laughable although I’m rather sure they weren’t trying to garner a chuckle from me.

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The Great Pretenders

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A couple of weeks ago, it came to light that a couple of men had been pretending to be federal DHS agents since February of 2020.

Arian Taherzadeh, 40, and Haider Ali, both 35 years old and neither sporting an Irish name are said by the FBI to have used their false associations with the U.S. government “to ingratiate themselves with members of federal law enforcement and the defense community.”

According to the FBI an agency that has been too busy over the past couple of years investigating soccer moms as domestic terrorists now say that the two pretended to be members of the Department of Homeland Security, provided U.S. Secret Service members and a DHS employee with rent-free apartments, “iPhones, surveillance systems, a drone, a flat screen television, a case for storing an assault rifle, a generator, and law enforcement paraphernalia along with carrying  concealed firearms, DHS Investigations (HSI) “casefiles” marked “confidential,” and presented witnesses with a badges and other credentials to prove they were supposedly federal agents.

The revelation that a couple of potential REAL terrorists, although not rising to the level of danger posed by parents at school board meetings had been well-funded and pretending to be federal agents sent mainstream media yahoos into a frenzy of disbelief which forces me to ask…WHY?

Let’s see…

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A Tangled Web of Nincompoopery

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Certainly, we are not the first batch of people to live in strange times. Strange times have been around since time was invented. For instance, thousands of years before God calmed down after getting laid and having a son, he was supposedly pranking people by encouraging them to kill their sons, advocating eye gouging and the pulling of teeth, turning people into pillars of salt and drowning others with whom he disagreed. That was either the advent of social media censorship, or it was just plain strange.

In ancient Egypt, when you died, if you were deemed to be important enough, somebody pulled your brain out of your nose, covered you in some sort of gooey sap-like substance, dehumidified you to near dust levels, wrapped you up in strips of linen and left food in your tomb so that you could enjoy your afterlife to the fullest extent that anyone whose brain had been yanked through their nose possibly could..

People whose brains were yanked out through their noses in ancient times are called mummies, while people who go through that same process today are called democrats and they’re still voting but even by ancient Egyptian’s standards, that had to seem pretty strange.

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Super Sunday and Culture Shock

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In a departure from my regular beat of politics, this week I have decided to add my commentary to the topic of the Super Bowl.

Not that football, or other professional sports have been devoid of politics over the past half a dozen years, but on Sunday, February 13th, 2022, I watched my first pro football game in the past six years. To be clear, I have watched pro football since I as a kid and loved it right up to the point that politics became more important than the game I was watching. When over-paid elite athletes suddenly starting pissing and moaning about how oppressed they are, and started taking a knee during the National Anthem, I was done with them.

My Sunday afternoons, afternoons that were for decades devoted to watching game after game then became my time to go to channels higher up the dial in triple digits where I could always find Sunday afternoon old westerns or war movies. Sure, I seen all those movies countless times, but there was something about them that appealed to me more than multi-millionaires taking a knee.

Things are far different now than they were six years ago, and I was in for some culture shock.

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