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The Vice Puppet Almost Visited the Border

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Vice Puppet, Kamala Harris almost visited the U.S. Mexico border last week.

Almost.

The Vice Puppet was put in charge of the border crisis 93 days before nearly visiting the border, and so far, she’s done a great job. The crisis is far worse now than it was when she was put in charge of it. Oh, she did go to Guatemala  last month, you know, to get to the root of the problem.

That’s a bit like wondering why, without the plug in place in your bath tub the water won’t stay in it and going to the water company where the water comes from to get to the root of THAT problem.

When the Vice Puppet landed in Guatemala, she was met with angry Guatermelons who told her in no uncertain terms to go home…she wasn’t wanted there, but like the good little puppet she is, she pretended that the trip was a success, and naturally the mainstream media pretended that she had accomplished a great deal and was deserving of high praise.

Vice Puppet?

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Birds, Barbecues and Other Racist Nonsense

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Snark is defined as, “an attitude or expression of mocking irreverence and sarcasm,” but I believe there is more to it than just that.

Snark, as so defined, is my default setting. I tend to see the world through snark goggles and my view of the world has been this way since I was a kid, and although the definition covers most of my attitude towards so many things I see, it doesn’t quite go far enough.

I have, over decades of practice, honed my snark into what I consider to be the literary, and literal equivalent of Newton’s Third Law. “For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.” While sarcasm and irreverence certainly cover the basics, I also believe that every absurdity must be met with equal and opposite absurdity.

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The Great Reparation Revelation

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Lately, there has been a good deal of talk amongst the liberal Marxist crowd of paying reparations to the descendants of slaves. I used to think the notion was rubbish, but I’ve changed my mind.

That’s me in the photo on the left.

By all appearances, I’m a white guy…except…

I’m not.

There has also been a lot of prattle in liberal Marxist circles regarding how one identifies one’s self. Some men identify as women. Some women identify as men. Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman who wants to date women so I suppose he identifies as a man who likes to make believe he’s a woman who is a lesbian.

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The CIA is W-O-K-E

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Like most people, a good deal of what I have ever known regarding the CIA comes from how they’re depicted in movies and on television. Unlike a good number of people, I know there’s lots more to it that what we see on screen.

The CIA has always been this great country’s most dangerous covert weapon in real life. They have always operated in the shadows of some of the seediest places on earth, and in some of the most glamorous places one can imagine.

Let’s be honest here and admit that nobody really knows what goes on between the inner sanctum of Langley, and those places both seedy and glamorous, and that’s probably for the best but we do have certain expectations of those who work for the agency.

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The First Christmas…Rebooted

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If you happen to be of the Christian faith, there can be no doubt that you know the story of the first Christmas by heart. It’s a story that’s been around for two millennium, being told, retold, embellished, condensed, written down, edited and made into an epic tale.

History tells us that not everything in that story is true, or accurate, and indeed the Bible itself offers not only clues but as near to tangible evidence for how it’s been condensed and altered over the past couple of thousand years to fit a narrative palatable and easy to follow by people in centuries past.

I won’t get into those clues, or into the condensing and altering of the story here, but I did write a piece on that topic in 2017, entitled Politics and The First Christmas which you can read here.

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Thanksgiving With COVID Stuffing

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Ahhh…Thanksgiving. That magical holiday where family and friends gather for the feast of thanks.

Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, gravy, that green bean casserole, dinner rolls and pumpkin pie.

Just the thought of it makes one’s mouth water, and belt loosen.

Every year, Thanksgiving is that one day we all look forward to with reckless abandon. Not just for the food, but for the time we get to spend with loved ones we so often don’t get to see but once or twice a year.

Hold on…in fact…hold everything.

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No Joe, I Don’t Think So

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Almost immediately after being named the “presumptive” winner of the 2020 presidential election, dementia Joe started calling for unity.

Ummmm…

No.

No, I don’t think so.

That particular ship sailed hundreds of thousands of voter fraud ballots, better than 140 days of riots, looting and arson, a manufactured pandemic panic, a torn up State of the Union document, a ginned-up phony impeachment, a fabricated Russian dossier, a bunch of fake allegations against a Supreme Court nominee, four bogus FISA warrants and one “we’ll impeach the motherfucker” ago.

Unity? Biden wants unity?

Huh-uh…

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Biden – From Hidin’ to Slidin’

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While the Trump Train is roaring full speed ahead down the tracks with barely 2 weeks until the 2020 election, Biden’s trolley is rapidly coming off the tracks.

For the past 6 or 7 months, Joe Biden has been hidin’ in his basement bunker and we’ve all been told he was dodging the rampaging COVIDS, but we know that’s not the truth. The democrat party, and the socialists and Marxists who have seized control of that party have known all along that Biden wasn’t up to the rigors of campaigning.

From his basement bunker virtual appearances, we, and his party could easily see the cognitive downhill slide taking place and in the midst of that, the naming of Kamala Harris as his running mate, the pick of the socialists and Marxists, not Joe’s personal choice was meant to invigorate the campaign.

It hasn’t.

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COVID or Not…Trump Powers On

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So…in the wee hours of last Friday morning, President Trump tweeted that both he, and First Lady Melania Trump had tested positive for COVID-19.

That leads to the very obvious question…

Who’s the idiot that just HAD to ask what else could possibly go wrong in 2020?

This has been possibly the strangest year since strangeness and years were invented. It started with a bogus impeachment of President Trump.

On the heels of that bat-crap crazy political stunt, the commies over in China unleashed the cracken, otherwise known as the rampaging COVIDs. Naturally, the response to the uncommon cold was to shut down the greatest economy on Earth, mandate that people in the Land of the Free hole up in their caves, and you weren’t allowed to go to your grandmother’s funeral…unless grandma was a meth-encrusted thug with a police record a mile long and laid out in a golden casket.

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Liberalism…From Bullcrap to Bear Poop

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I’ve had enough. Have YOU had enough? I have had way MORE than enough of the liberal bullcrap in all of its various forms and I’m willing to bet you have too.

The mainstream media, and the cesspool of turds that inhabit it along with their masters, the liberal elected elite have gone batshit crazy, and they know it. They don’t care that YOU know it, and they have reached such a point of desperation that they’re not even trying to hide it anymore.

After watching both the Liberal Marxist Banana Republic Convention and the RNC National Convention, I can assure you that the differences between the two parties, and their agendas are as vast as the differences between the carbon dioxide, with clouds of sulfuric acid droplets atmosphere of Venus a cabana on a beach with a cool adult beverage in the shade of a swaying palm.

Sit down and buckle up friends…I’m about to tell you what I really think.

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