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The (Monu)MENTAL Meltdowns of Liberals

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot – Commentary

According to Kathy Griffin, a faux comedian who’s pronouns are PTSD, and TDS, Kamala’s loss is all Taylor Swift’s fault.

“I know this will get me in trouble, but I really, really wish Taylor Swift had done an event with Vice President Harris in Pennsylvania two months ago. She is so powerful, and it’s not fair that the weight of the world is on a pop star’s shoulder.”

So, let me see if I understand this correctly…according to Kathy Griffin, if only Taylor Swift, who’s entire career is based on songs she’s written about the poor choices she’s made, and who’s fan-base consists primarily of girls who are too young to vote had done an event with Kamala in Pennsylvania…Kamala Harris would have won the election?

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Uncle Bosie and Other Biden BS

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot – Commentary

I know it’s been a few weeks, but there’s been so much going on lately that I haven’t had time to deal with this in a proper manner, but I just have NOT been able to get it out of my mind.

Joe Biden has told some whoppers over the years from being a truck driver, to having recent conversations with people who died years, or decades ago. He fought off Corn Pop, he’s been raised by Irish, Peurto Ricans in a black church, and he’s even gone so far as to claim he’s as sharp as a tack, but the story he told back on April, 19th, may well take the cake.

Now you know I’m a stickler for details and facts, and the details and facts surrounding that story don’t even come close to the version Biden told but…according to the official Pentagon records regarding the incident, it was a twin engine plane…not a single engine plane…Biden’s uncle was a passenger, not the pilot…the plane developed engine failure shortly after takeoff, it wasn’t shot down…and it went into the ocean hard, not crashed on the island.

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Where’s The Fire?

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

There’s never a Capitol Police Officer around when you really need one.

Take the Q-Anon Shaman, Jacob Chansley, as an example. When Shaman Chansley entered the U.S. Capitol on January 6th, 2021, he was just wandering around trying to enter locked doors until a Capitol Police Officer happened upon him in the right place, at the right time. Shaman Chansley was then ushered about the Capitol by more than one Johnny-On-The-Spot Capitol cop until they, on his behalf, found unlocked doors thus allowing the Shaman to enter previously locked rooms.

On the other hand, we have U.S. Congressman, Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) who had no such luck. Congress Bowman, unlike the Shaman, could not have been more alone in his moment of need. Locked out of Capitol, or more specifically IN the Cannon Building next TO the Capitol, Bowman TRIED pulling on the door, to no avail. At that point, Bowman did the only thing a guy in such dire straits COULD do…he pulled the fire alarm.

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Racist Cars and Other Pinheaded Ideas

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Did you know that owning a car makes you a racist?

It does, at least according to Pete Buttigieg. And where did Pete get that bit of information? He got it from a gaggle of 24 “leading experts” on transportation equity.

The next question, and rightly so would be just what in THE hell is “transportation equity?”

Well, apparently that’s the liberal notion that owning a car of your own means that you are the recipient of “white privilege” and thus, owning your own car is a clear and unmitigated example of “systemic racism” so…owning cars must be banned to…”protect the environment.”

Andrea Marpillero-Colomina, a member of the Advisory Committee on Transportation Equity says, “All cars are bad” and she has called for “zero emission transit.” 

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UFO’s, The Bible, and A Pillar of Salt

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

You’re free to not believe that aliens from worlds other than our own exist, but how then do you explain Dennis Rodman?

Recently, I have been seeing social media posts declaring, unapologetically, that UFO’s and space aliens do not exist because of…you know…the Bible. I have been told, in no uncertain terms that such aliens do not exist because God would have had to have created them but he doesn’t mention them in the Bible.

So sayeth the holier-then-thous.

Is it true? Does the Bible NOT mention space aliens?

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A Delicate Explanation of Trans-Nonsense

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this article, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

Have you heard what’s now the grand plan regarding how they want to deal with illegal aliens in the sanctuary city of New York City? Mayor Eric Adams, last week, hatched a desperate scheme by which New Yorkers would encouraged to allow illegal alien families to live in their homes for which the citizens would be paid $125 dollars per month…per illegal alien.

That equates to roughly $3,750 dollars a month per illegal alien.

And by “families” one can suppose it means two Guatermellon men, one Mexican National man, some guy by the name of Mahmoud from Buttkrakistan, two kids they’ve never met before and four black dudes with balls wearing dresses and all going by the name “Rosita” because they’re tired of living in Harlem.

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The Potted Plant Gets a Doctorate

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this article, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

Given the current state of our nation’s asylums of higher indoctrination, it should come as no great surprise that they’re handing out dumbed-down diplomas like candy on Halloween, but dumbed-down doctorates?

One would think, or at least hope that doctorates would be reserved for the best and brightest, those few to whom 2+2 doesn’t equal 3 just because they want it too, and honorary doctorates should be going to those who have actually accomplished something grand in life.

Sadly, that’s just not the case

Recently, Joe Biden received an honorary doctorate from Howard University and before I tell you for what he was honored, allow me to provide just a speck of background on the Howard asylum of higher indoctrination. Howard is located in Washington DC, and is primarily an asylum of higher indoctrination which caters to black indoctrinees.

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San Fran Super Poopers and Drag Queens in Ecuador

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this article, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

$1.7 million dollars.

California Assemblyman Matt Haney says he now considers the price of it “inexplicable.” Haney went on to say, “When Rec and Park first told us the number, it sounded shockingly high to me.”

He was talking about the planned public toilet, a single toilet in the Noe Valley, San Francisco Town Square where apparently, in lieu of having a loo, (loo being a British word for toilet, but actually derived from the French phrase ‘guardez l’eau’, which means ‘watch out for the water’) locals have been crapping and peeing in the streets for years.

The new single toilet is set to set back local taxpayers a whopping $1.7 million bucks.

Holy crap.

And it isn’t scheduled to be completed until 2025.

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Sending the Me Too Movement to Davey Jones’ Locker

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At last, our long national nightmare is over. On June 1st, 2022, the jury returned with a verdict in the case of Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard and Johnny Deep walked away the winner having been awarded what amounts to $13 million dollars in damages.

The trial lasted most of six weeks and featured the airing of more dirty laundry than a 3 day seminar on the effects of explosive diarrhea held in the party room of an all you can eat bean burrito buffet.

Before I get into the real nuts and bolts of this commentary, allow me to give you the most accurate descriptions I can provide of the two combatants in this case. Johnny Depp is perhaps THE most wildly creative, absurdly talented and quite possibly the ultimate chameleon in the history of cinema having produced out of thin air some of the most iconic characterizations ever seen on the big screen.

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The Meme and The Mirror

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this article, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

On Easter, I created a meme and posted it to facebook. It was a rather innocuous meme, a play on words in my own snarky style.

That meme quickly became one of the most responded to posts that I have put up in quite some time.

Naturally, there were those who “got it” and those that didn’t. There were those who laughed at it, and those who didn’t. There were, no doubt, many who saw it and just scrolled on by and of course there were those who felt a deep need to post up a comment regarding the post, and regarding me as the poster of the meme.

Many of those who choose to respond to the meme were quick to condemn me for it and some of their comments were downright laughable although I’m rather sure they weren’t trying to garner a chuckle from me.

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