Liberals Have the MAD COW Over Ebola

COW 1It was bound to happen.

Sooner or later, the proof that liberals suffer from mad cow disease would surface and, now we have it.

Ebola.

On Friday, the Dictator did what any left thinking ass hat would do to ease people’s undue panic over Ebola.

He named an EBOLA CZAR because, as everybody is aware, Czars have a long history of fixing things.

So…who IS our czar savior from the rampaging wild Ebolas?

Why…it’s none other than the FIRST person anybody would THINK of for such an important position. It’s the name that virtually LEAPS to mind when our health is at risk.

Ron Klain of course.

Ron Klain…oh come on…KLAIN…RON KLAIN!!!

I know what you’re wondering. Just who in THE hell is RON…FRIGGIN’ KLAIN??? He’s an…ummmmm…attorney. Naturally…but not just ANY garden variety ambulance chaser…oh NO…THIS Ron Klain used to be the chief of staff for…

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Shifting Focus From Malaysia Back to Obama’s Malaise

pitch 1With the world focused on a missing Malaysian airliner and the dire consequences associated with its possible use…Nobody can be happier than Obama.

The news cycle, all 24 hours of it for the past 9 days, has centered on what happened to flight 370 and NONE of those 24 hours have been used to shine the light of truth on Obama.

It’s high time we use that particular spotlight.

While Russia and Putin were busy holding a mock referendum regarding the fate of Crimea and preparing their plans to take Ukraine into the old Soviet fold…

What exactly was Obama doing?

He was whining to Ryan Seacrest that he has been unfairly maligned for…

Wearing mom jeans.

Yes…You read that correctly.

“I’ve been unfairly maligned about my jeans.”

“The truth is, generally I look very sharp in jeans. There was one episode like four years ago in which I was wearing some loose jeans, mainly because I was out on the pitcher’s mound and I didn’t want to feel confined while I was pitching, and I think I’ve paid my penance for that. I got whacked pretty good. Since that time, my jeans fit very well.”

The Soviet Union is reforming under the boot of a former KGB agent and OUR Dictator wants to be cut some slack for wearing MOM JEANS???

They’re bad enough and to make it worse…

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Obamacare, Lies and Videotape

Whatever lies beneath pond scum is where socialist puppet Harry Reid dwells.

Yesterday…upon the announcement of yet ANOTHER house plan to open the government…

Reid stated, categorically, “It won’t pass the Senate.”

Neither Reid nor Obama nor anyone else in the senate, had even seen the republican proposal. It had not even been voted on in the house.

And yet…There was the Dictator’s useful idiot, Harry Reid…Rushing to a microphone to tell the world that, “It won’t pass the senate.”

Anyone who can still fog a mirror and thinks this “shutdown” and the impending bump up against the debt ceiling is the fault of Republicans, is delusional.

On the left, we have a Dictator who refuses to negotiate, a mob of morons spouting rhetoric, pointing fingers across the aisle and labeling the willing to negotiate, bill and proposal passing Republicans as everything from “arsonists, terrorists, hostage takers, ransom demanding homicide vest wearing radicals” while Reid continues to be the only one not allowing the Republican proposals to come to a vote.

Yesterday, without so much as laying socialist eyeball on the latest proposal from the house…without knowing one single thing about it…Reid said, “It won’t pass the senate.”

Without even seeing the proposal, Nancy Pelosi stated it was, “wasting the public’s time.”

Without seeing the latest Republican proposal, white house mouthpiece, Amy Brundage, called it, “A partisan attempt to appease a small group of Tea Party Republicans who forced the government shutdown in the first place.” 

And Harry Reid…WITHOUT EVEN SEEING THE REPUBLICAN PROPOSAL ,STATED THAT IT IS NOTHING BUT…”Extremist Republicans in the House of Representatives are attempting to torpedo the Senate’s bipartisan progress with a bill that can’t pass the Senate … and won’t pass the Senate.”

Remind me once again, exactly, who is responsible for 17% of the government being closed?

Oh yes…

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Friday Fume

You would SWEAR I’m making this up but…NO I AM NOT!!!

Obama is in KENYA offering THEM a $53 MILLION dollar assist to…IMPLEMENT A PHOTO ID VOTER REGISTRATION CARD PROGRAM!!!!!

Over HERE…That’s considered RACIST!!!

In an obvious attempt to kill Sunday ratings…THE REGIME is hatching a plan to PUSH OBAMACARE ON NFL BROADCASTS!!!

I have no idea if that Obamacare covers pre-existing head injuries, steroid use OR GUNSHOT WOUNDS but…At least for the 1st 3-4 years of their careers…THE WORLDS BIGGEST, BADDEST, FASTEST AND STRONGEST ATHLETES CAN STAY ON MOMMY’S AND DADDY’S INSURANCE PROGRAM!!!

And… Bombastic Bloomberg is now going after…4TH OF JULY…SPARKLERS because…HE says they can be used by…TERRORISTS!!!!!

Just wait till he finds out what al Qaeda could do with SOAP BUBBLES!!!!!

It’s been yet ANOTHER week LOADED with liberal STUPIDITY and I can’t hold back any longer.

Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

So…There they were…Socialists in Texas…Raising hell and CHEERING on the murder of unborn children.

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Friday Fume

Let there be no doubt that the asylum is being run by the inmates.

While we HAVE made it to the end of another week, we are by NO MEANS nearing the end of socialist idiotic buffoonery.

Now, we COULD just hunker down in a corner and cry into a blanket but, as always, I take a different approach. I say we find a way, every week, to LAUGH at the insane behavior of those out to destroy us through their moronic behavior.

Yes, today IS Friday and I hope that YOU will take a few minutes to join me in keeping sanity alive.

I’m Fuming!!

Oh yeah…THIS is gonna work.

In an effort to get tough with North Diarrhea, John, “I Hate America” Kerry is trying to pressure CHINA into doing something about it.

Can’t ya just hear him begging?

“Come ON!!! I took YOUR side of things in Nam now…SUCK IT UP AND GET ME OFF THE HOOK HERE!! We’ll borrow more money from ya! We’ll forget about the hacking stuff. PLEEEEEEEEASE???”

The problem over there is Dennis Rodman’s best friend. That waste of a sperm cell is THREATENING EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE U.S. AND SOUTH KOREA!!!

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Friday Fume

Oh, the week that was huh?

Bloomberg wants to crack down on earphones…Lil’ Kim over in North Diarrhea wants to attack the United States…

Socialists are already attacking the new Pope because he’s TOO Catholic…Really?????

Karzi, over in Buttkrackistan, is saying that WE’RE behind the attacks that are killing OUR military people…

Oh yeah…It’s been another week of socialist morons on parade hasn’t it?

Well, how about we all take a little time to laugh before we go screaming into the night?

It’s Friday my Patriot friends and…

I’m fuming.

Can’t socialists just let kids be kids?

NO!!!

Here, we have the case of 7 year old Erich Henze.

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Friday Fume

So…We finally track down bin Laden’s son in Jordan and been LYIN’S crew IMMEDIATELY reads the TERRORIST his…RIGHTS?????

Really???

The DICTATOR has locked the peasants out of the palace because of the sequester…One assumes because he doesn’t want anyone to accidentally stumble upon the Queen’s 27 personal hand maidens.

And socialist senator, Chris Murphy fired off an angry letter to NASCAR trying to get the racing organization to drop an NRA sponsorship of a race in…TEXAS…of all places.

“Whether or not this was your intention, your fans will infer from this sponsorship that NASCAR and the NRA are allies in the current legislative debate over gun violence.”

I HAVE 2 QUESTIONS…

Has this dip from Connecticut ever SEEN NASCAR fans and…HAS HE EVER BEEN TO TEXAS?????

If I was the head of NASCAR…I’d send this Murphy pants wetting ninny a letter asking if he could help get the Newtown Kids Choir to sing the anthem before the race since they’ve been used as props everywhere else.

Yep…It’s been quite a week of socialists on parade hasn’t it?

What do ya say we wrap it up with a few laughs? Today is Friday my patriot friends and…

I’m fuming.

Oh dear…

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Weekend Edition: Calling a Spade a Spade

So…They DIDN’T release 500 ILLEGAL ALIEN CRIMINALS onto the streets and into the cities?

They being, the Dictator’s administration.

They Didn’t release 500 Illegal Alien criminals. Well…THAT’S good…wait…what???

It wasn’t 500…IT WAS 2000???????

Yes…2000, maybe a few more…ILLEGAL ALIEN…CRIMINALS…were released by this administration onto our streets and into our cities.

Because of a “sequestration” that hadn’t even happened yet.

They were turned loose before…BEFORE..sequestration became reality but, it’s okay…They have to report in…They’re being “monitored” and when they have another court date…THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO JUST WALK RIGHT BACK INTO THE COURTROOM AND PRESENT THEMSELVES.

Now…

We KNOW whose dumber than a box of rocks idea “sequestration” was. Woodward cleared THAT up. “Sequestration” is OBAMA’S lame-assed idea. Yes, Republicans and socialists all agreed TO it BUT, the idea itself came directly from the OVAL OFFICE and guess who signed it last?

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Friday Fume

Such a week. Oh my goodness.

Dennis Rodman is now BFF with Lil’ Kim over in North Diarrhea…

Curly is our new Pentagon Chief…Larry is the Secretary of State and we’re just WAITING for MOE(HAMMAD) to lead the CIA!!!!

OUR Dictator…ala Saddam and Mommar…HAS BEEN RELEASING CRIMINALS FROM PRISONS.

THAT didn’t end well for those OTHER Dictators…Did it???

And SoloPower…YET ANOTHER COMPANY WITH HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS IN THEIR POCKETS…is about to GO UNDER!!!

It’s a wonder we don’t ALL go screaming into the night isn’t it?

Well, somehow, we’ve survived another week of socialist stupidity and we need some laughs to maintain our sanity.

It’s Friday Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

Can we all move on now?

Now that the Pope has gone to do whatever retired Popes do?

Look, I KNOW he’s the first one to give his 2 weeks notice and then retire in 598 years so, those who were in charge of the retirement party were sort of…Caught napping but good grief…2 full weeks of LASTS after being the FIRST in 598 years was a little much..

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Godfather Politics and the Obama Mafia

So far, 500 illegal alien criminals have been released in Arizona and there are plans to release at least 10,000 in several states.

These are criminals who have robbed stores, homes, people, assaulted Americans, broken into stores, businesses and homes.

This is a clear attempt to cause danger, possible injury and in the worst cases, death of Americans, these criminals have been turned loose on our streets.

Intimidation.

Oh, don’t fret, they are all “on methods of supervision less costly than detention. All of these individuals remain in removal proceedings,” according to Gillian Christensen, mouthpiece for DHS.

So…what exactly does THAT mean?

Simple.

They are required to call in, check in, some may be wearing ankle tracers and ALL have been told that when they have a court date, they need to show up.

Well…Considering that these are…ILLEGAL ALIENS…How do YOU think THAT’S gonna work out?

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