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Dear Congress…GROW A SET ALREADY!!!

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

balls 1Dear 114th Congress,

Today is your first day on the job as our new congress.

Congratulations.

We the People…you know, from the words of our founders and framers, have HIRED you to do the work OF We the People and we have a simple request…call it a job description if you will…and it is this…

GROW A SET ALREADY!!!!!

After six years of the Obama regime…enough is enough.

Our nation is a CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC not a BANANA REPUBLIC and it’s time that you…the people we hired…do something to restore the vision of those who declared our independence FROM a king and stop Obama in his tracks.

Let’s start with Obamacare shall we?

It’s nothing but a socialist’s wet dream. Defund it and eliminate it.

It was based on lies and deceit and relied on the stupidity of those who voted for it to pass into law and we all know who voted for it don’t we?

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Common Sense and Politics – Don’t Fart in a Space Suit

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

com 1What this nation needs is some common damn sense.

Enough with the absurd liberal pandering and self-victimization propaganda. We’ve got people in the streets raising hell because the leaders they have chosen to follow SHOULD be in a MENTAL institution but AREN’T.

If you are a liberal…you are following the lead of the mentally disturbed.

Liberal intellectuals (self-proclaimed) are the worst. These are the people who would allow Jeffery Dahmer choose their restaurant for them and then sit around after dinner and slobber on endlessly about how good the finger food was.

There are some on the right that are just as bad.

I’m talking about the HTT Christian right. HTT…Holier Than Thou…who just can’t get themselves far ENOUGH to the right and believe that the ONLY way to save this country is to elect THE most HTT candidate they can find. The trouble is…no two HTT groups can settle on the same HTT candidate and they split the vote twelve ways from Sunday.

Here is their mindset in a nutshell…

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LET’S TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!!!

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By Craig G. Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots

v 1It’s election day in America.

Today, we determine the direction of our nation. Will we continue down the socialist path to ruin or will we begin to steer the ship of state back to a more Constitutional Republic as our founders and framers envisioned?

The choice is ours to make.

To be clear, for Conservatives, Republicans, Tea Party Faithful and Teapublicans…this midterm election is ours to win or…to lose.

By voting a straight Republican ticket…by setting our personal, emotional connections to the various social issues aside along with our individual beliefs in faith and voting the straight Republican ticket on our ballots without write-in votes or third party votes…we will WIN this election.

We will WIN the senate and we will KEEP the house.

However…

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Conservatives, Let’s Get Our PRIORITIES Straight

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solve 1Well, thank GOD that all our LITTLE insignificant problems as a nation have been resolved. Honestly, they were getting a bit annoying.

You know, thinks like our soaring national debt…all $18 TRILLION dollars of it and rising. Pesky really. But apparently, that’s been fixed so there is NOTHING more to worry about in that regard and may I just add…it’s about damn time.

GAS prices must be on THEIR way down which also means that nobody will have to worry this coming winter about the cost to heat their homes as the cost of electricity must also be dropping.

How’s your 401k doing?

Last week’s nose dive doesn’t mean a thing. Just because the Fed may stop artificially propping up the stock market and driving inflation up but…no worries.

Aren’t you glad that Obamacare finally got fixed? Admit it…YOU getting tired of seeing the same old doctor and having the same old insurance you’ve had for years? I know I was but now…BOY oh BOY…we have new and improved GOVERNMENT mandated health insurance to take the place of that old crap we USED to have and I, as a guy, am just GIDDY that for the first time in my life…MY visit to the gynecologist will finally be covered…after I pay my whopping deductible that is but hey…I’m resting better NOW than I did BEFORE Obamacare and I’m willing to bet YOU are too.

Darn good thing we don’t have any problems down on the southern border huh? Could you IMAGINE what things would be like if it STILL wasn’t secure down there? Why…ILLEGAL ALIENS might still be thinking they could waltz into our country any old time they liked but…not today.

We SOLVED that nuisance problem didn’t we?

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Would SOMEBODY please potty train the Dictator…

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AC 1Someone needs to tell it like it is…may as well be me.

Yesterday, after spending the last five days being repeatedly slapped in the face with a wet Supreme Court of the United States fish, the Dictator stepped up to a Rose Garden microphone with GRUMPY the ASS CLOWN, Joe Biden, standing behind him in the lamest attempt I’ve even seen at adding some absurd sense of gravitas to his wilting poll numbers.

“If house Republicans are really concerned about me, taking too many executive actions…pass a bill.”

That’s what the occupier of our oval office said yesterday regarding immigration reform. That is exactly what he said.

Now, let’s look to that statement without the ass hat filter and using our double top secret liberal ideology decoder ring, we can discern the real meaning of his words.

“If house Republicans are really concerned about me, taking too many executive actions…just let me have my way…officially…by passing amnesty and allowing my party to register as many illegal aliens as is humanly possible.”

Oh, he tried to spin his pleading and whining as some sort of humanitarian effort and something which would solve every problem we, as a borderless nation face…amnesty would solve unemployment…cut the national debt and I THOUGHT I heard something between the blah, blah, blah and the yada, yada, yada about how allowing our country to be overrun by law breaking pillagers would cure athletes foot too but in reality, it was little more than a pity party.

What little more it was had to do with his taking more executive actions.

Where’s that particular wet fish again…the one the SCOTUS whacked him with a few days ago? Apparently, somebody needs to take another swing and this time, with meaningful intentions.

Apparently, Boehner’s pending lawsuit holds all the impact of a trout.

The real question here is…

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Friday Fume

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fume 1Week IN and week OUT…liberals and socialists just continue to put their full colors on display and this week has been no exception to the rule.

Nancy Pelosi actually put Elijah Cummings on the Benghazi Select Committee. ELIJAH CUMMINGS…the demoRAT who just got caught HELPING TO ENGINEER THE IRS TARGETING OF CONSERVATIVES with Lois “I PLEAD THE 5th” LERNER and it’s the LIBERALS who are complaining about THE REPUBLICANS being unethical???

And over in the SENATE…50 senators…ALL OF THEM LIBERAL/SOCIALISTS…sent a letter to the NFL DEMANDING they force the Washington REDSKINS change the team’s name because, they say…IT’S RACIST!!!

They don’t give a rat’s ass about finding the truth of Benghazi but…THEY’RE COMING UNGLUED OVER A FOOTBALL TEAM’S NAME???

What’s next? They’re gonna DEMAND that NEW ENGLAND change THEIR team’s name because it…PARTISAN???

Good grief…Well, if you’re ready SO AM I!!! It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

This week’s first instance of liberals behaving normally…for liberals…comes to us from MURFREESBORO, TENNESSEE…That’s where the cops arrested 49 year old Lonnie Hutton.

Liberal Lonnie strolled into the Boro Bar and Grill last week…marched himself right over to the ATM…DROPPED HIS PANTS AND HIS TIGHTY WHITEYS and…proceeded to try and…ummmmm…insert something of HIS into something of ITS.

Yes…I KNOW that the slot into which the card goes as well as the slot from where the money pops out and but a few millimeters wide from top to bottom but…

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Liberal Benghazi Deniers About to Face the Music

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SWEAT 1AAAs the house is set to hold a vote regarding the need for a special committee to further investigate Benghazi liberals from Capitol Hill to their pundits microphones are pissed. They mask their anger by directing it at the right side of the aisle and in the direction of those of us who have, since day one, called for such an investigation and justice for those killed some 20 months ago but, at whom are they REALLY angry and why?

First, I suspect they don’t care for the collective reflections they see in their own mirrors and staggering mountain of their own lies has become more than they have the capability to keep straight.

For the past week or so, we have been regaled with their sputtering utterances and faint echoes of Hilary’s “WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT…DOES IT MAKE???”

For instance…on the heels of such nonsense as calling those who stood with Cliven Bundy and chased a wad of heavily armed federal goons from Bunkerville without firing a shot nothing but “domestic terrorists,” ol’ crusty Harry Reid made THIS lame attempt at dismissing a further Benghazi investigation: “Republicans are showing yet again that they have nothing to offer the middle class. Republicans care more about defending billionaires like the Koch brothers and trying to rekindle debunked right-wing conspiracy theories than raising the minimum wage or ensuring women receive equal pay for equal work.”

Reid went on to say, “Republicans of trying to gin up yet another political food fight.”

“Another political food fight???” That’s what the murders of four Americans and this regime’s cover up, with Reid’s ample support is to him???

A political FOOD FIGHT??? It wasn’t some FOOD FIGHT that night in September of 2012 that took place in Benghazi. THAT was a TERRORIST ATTACK set up to silence our Ambassador and keep him from blowing the proverbial whistle!!!

In a herd of political asses from the left side of the aisle…

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Obamacare Defenders – The Liars and the Idiots Who Believe Them

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liar 1Well, THIS is just getting to be PRICELESS!!!

Did ya happen to hear Ol’ Crusty…HARRY REID…the other day?

HOW COULD YOU HELP BUT HEAR HIM??? He was literally SHOUTING when he opened his pie hole and told anyone within a 3 mile radius that, when it comes to Obamacare…

 “THERE’S NO HICCUP OR DELAY!!!”

Then, he told reporters why the hiccups and delays that DON’T exist…EXIST!!!

“We have hundreds of thousands of people who tried to sign up, and they didn’t get through.”

After THAT…Crusty ELABORATED.

“There are some people who are not like my grandchildren, who can handle everything so easy on the Internet and these people need a little extra time.” As an example…Crusty cited, “a 63-year-old woman came in and said ‘I almost got it, [but] every time I was just about got there, it would cut me off.’”

THAT, to anyone with a working brain cell is because THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE SUCKS OUT LOUD and it has since the day it went UP but…Crusty, who happens to be sans a working brain cell explained it THIS way…

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Weekend Edition: Let Liberals OWN Their Demise

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Late last Thursday, Obama, once again, altered a law passed by congress, Obamacare,without congressional action.

Once again, he has violated the Constitutional separation of powers.

Once again, congress, notably, Republicans in the house, where all tax laws and the changes to them must originate, have done nothing regarding this unconstitutional action.

In most cases, I would be calling for heads to roll but, not in this case.

The Tea Party, Conservatives. Republicans and the RINOS are absolutely correct in keeping their mouths shut.

The reason is as plain as the noses above their muffled mouths.

Obamacare is a law that was passed ONLY by the democrats.

Not one single Republican voted FOR it and some Democrats had to LITERALLY be BRIBED to pass it.

By the dictatorial rule of then house Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, a DEMOCRAT, nobody was allowed to READ the Obamacare bill before they PASSED it and when it arrived in the senate…Obamacare passed by only 1…DEMOCRAT…vote.

Republicans have made the Democrats OWN Obamacare from the start because Republicans KNEW this to be a bad, unsustainable law and…

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How Low Will Obama Go for Fundamental Transformation?

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On January 28th, 2014, his highness the king, will deliver his State of the Union speech.

After being named as the deliverer of the 2013 lie of the year, a lie repeated by him some 3 dozen times over the past 3 years, Obama’s SOTU for 2014 should be one for the ages.

Obama will, no doubt, blame republicans for last fall’s 17% government shutdown as well as for a myriad of other things republicans had nothing with which to do.

But…If he chooses to duck and run from Obamacare on January 28th 2014 as he did in the 2012 SOTU, the omission will speak louder than his droning words as Americans, by the tens of millions, from both sides of the political aisle, are being screwed BY Obamacare daily.

How will he handle the topic?

The initial prognostication of most conservatives is that Obama will turn it into yet another festival of fibs. A desperate delivering of deception.

Another litany of lies.

The American public are watching their lives be turned upside down by Obamacare and their bank accounts being drained by it. Businesses are seeing their American Dream become America’s worst nightmare and, liberals up for election in November of 2014 are heading for the deep weeds because of Obamacare.

As his poll numbers continue to decline and more and more Americans deem him unworthy of trust, even the pathological liar knows the jig is up.

So, if one takes lying out of the teleprompter, what other options does the liar have?

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