The NFL Can Take Knee and Kiss My…

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

An open letter to the NFL…

Dear owners, coaches and assorted uniformed thugs, miscreants and felons,

For the past several weeks, we, the people who spend our hard-earned money on things like tickets, merchandise and the products you pretend to like and use…in other words…those of us who pay your ridiculous salaries…have a little something we’d like to share with you, but first…a question…

Just what is it you are protesting?

You claim it’s got something to do with the police, or injustice toward deeply tanned people by the police, or something else along those lines…right?

You do realize that more white people are killed by the police than black people…don’t you?

You do realize that the overwhelming majority of black people killed in this country of ours are killed by other black people…to the tune of about 93%…right?

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The Whole DACA Deal Explained…Sort Of

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Since November 8th, 2016…liberals have been pitching a world-class hissy fit which officially began when Hillary refused to stumble across a stage in a drunken stupor to face her distraught legions who felt entitled to having her in the White House along with the return of Billy Boy to the scene of the staining.

Liberals first retreated to their safe spaces, also known as our nation’s college campuses with their coloring books, Crayons, therapy puppies and bottles of bubbles, only to emerge in the third week of January wearing vagina costumes and pink kitty caps.

Ahhh…those were the days…

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Hypocrisy For the Left of Us…Condemnation For the Rest of Us

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The real shame of racism in the U.S. is that racists are controlling the national dialogue, while non-racists are allowing it to be that way. To discover just how true that statement is, and why it’s true, one first must identify just who the real racists are.

Historically speaking, the real racists in America have enjoyed a singular political party affiliation…to the democrat party.

Democrats fought for slavery. Democrats founded the Ku Klux Klan. Democrats developed Jim Crow laws. Democrats stood for segregation. Democrats initially blocked the Civil Rights Act and democrats invented Affirmative action….the process of separating blacks and people of color from the rest of the nation for the business of protecting and advancing people based solely on race, regardless of their abilities as individuals.

Those are all historical facts, but today’s democrats, today’s liberals, are no less racist than their historical political party predecessors.

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Weed Weasels, Statues and the Truth

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

So…today it’s statues that are being removed. Statues of Confederates to be precise, and why? Because some people claim to be offended by them.

It’s a conundrum really.

The terminally offended, which one can most usually find in the deep weeds of their natural habitat…on the left side of the political aisle…say that those statues, of Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis and the like just have to go. They must be removed because they are tangible reminders of the era of slavery.

Really?

Reminders of slavery? So, if those statues are removed…what? History is scrubbed clean of the stain of slavery?

It doesn’t work that way.

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Charlottesville…A Perfect Storm of Perfect Idiots

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

There was a whole lot of stuff going on in Charlottesville Virginia last weekend. There were a whole lot of people in Charlottesville Virginia last weekend who didn’t actually live there. There were many different groups represented, a vast number of diametrically opposite agendas and plenty of tension.

There was also something most clearly missing in Charlottesville last weekend…

Thinking.

Nobody there, engaging in this march, that protest or the other thing was thinking. In fact, it may well have been the largest gathering of a vastly divergent number of brainless morons I have seen in quite some time.

The alt-right was there…a brainless bunch of idiots. ANTIFA was there…a brainless bunch of idiots. White supremacist groups were there…brainless idiots all and Black Lives Matter was there…brainless idiots all, but if you think the brainless idiots in Charlottesville last weekend were confined to the aforementioned groups…

Think again…

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Right Issues…Wrong Suspects

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Donald Trump Jr. is, apparently, the very first person connected to a presidential campaign, in the history of historic things, to take a meeting with someone who is purported to have information of some interest on the opposition candidate.

Never mind that Ted Kennedy, while making his own run at the White House, took a meeting with the KGB in an effort to get the goods on Ronald Reagan.

It’s not the same thing, and you know it.

This was Donald Trump Jr. taking a meeting with a Russian attorney…Natalia Buyadamnvowelortwowhydon’tya…whom he was led to believe had some dirt on Hillary Clinton. See…completely different from Ted Kennedy meeting with the KGB to gather dirt on Reagan. Completely different…not even close to the same thing.

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Liberal Tolerance Now Has a Face

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Finally, liberal tolerance has a face…a lifted, plastic and surgically altered face…but a face.

Kathy Griffin’s face.

A few days ago, Griffin, who engages in false advertising by billing herself as a comedian, went to great lengths, and one can assume some cost, to have a portrait made of herself holding a bloody, decapitated representation of the head of our nation’s President…Donald J. Trump.

This was not an exercise in a momentary or spontaneous loss of class…

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Who’s Privileged Now?

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Now that Obama is out of power and making between $400,000.00 and $600,000.00 per speaking engagement, once highly placed members of his regime have been sent forth to spread propaganda aimed at bolstering his regime’s misdeeds.

Valerie Jarrett, the Obama puppet master was recently at a conference where she proceeded to extol the virtues of the man who once claimed he would fundamentally transform America.

What she told the socialist collective at that gathering was nothing short of…stunning.

Jarret told the audience, who had come together in a combination of sorrow over the election loss of Hillary Clinton, outright hatred of President Trump and for a group drool over Barack Hussein Obama were three fundamental transformations that Obama had enacted that were specifically meant for black people.

Not that his was a racist presidency…no…that simply couldn’t be…but these three things were apparently not meant for all Americans…just for black Americans.

First…

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To the Class of 2017…

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Once again, here we are on the cusp of college graduation season, and I have not been asked to give a commencement address.

It would seem a mystery, but as I deal in truth and reality…I’m not at all surprised by the snub.

Come to think of it…it’s probably the same reason I’ve never been invited to give the Christmas Eve service at church. That said, rather than stand there blowing smoke up the gowns of the soon to be graduated, like so many other do on an annual basis, I will simply issue this year’s address via my keyboard…and it should be required reading for any and all who are about to leave our esteemed asylums of higher indoctrination.

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A Most Fictitious Farewell…Now Get Out!

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

ofw 1Just this past Tuesday night, a spectacle of spectacles took place in Chicago. In what is arguably the nation’s biggest gun-free…target rich zone, where more than 750 murders took place in 2016, a 58% spike over the previous year, and where a total of 4,368 people were shot last year…

Obama gave his farewell speech.

For the record, in the liberal gun-free Mecca of Chicago…more than 90 people have been shot so far, since January 1st of this year.

But there he was, Mr. Gun Control, and the nation’s leading firearms salesman for 8 years running, licking himself all over…much like my dog does in front of company…telling the assembled socialist collective what a great job he’s done leading our nation…from behind.

Frankly, I was surprised he didn’t drag his butt across the carpet when he was finished, but let’s have a look at some of the highlights from that spreading of manure.

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