What?
You think YOU have troubles???
Really?
What’s the matter? The cat playing with the ornaments again?
It’s snowing and your flight may be delayed?
What?
Both YOUR parents AND his are coming?
You ran out of Scotch tape again didn’t you?
Last minute shopping? Some weasel stole the parking place before you could get around the corner from the other aisle?
Oh…You’ve got problems. One thing’s for sure…YOU have PROBLEMS.
You were the FIRST in line and you STILL got a rain check???
Oh the humanity.
Have a little faith.
THAT’S all I’m sayin’…Have a little faith.
You think YOU have problems???
I’LL tell ya who had REAL problems at Christmas.
Joseph.
JOSEPH had REAL problems. His wife, Mary…PREGNANT and HE NEVER TOUCHED HER!!!
THAT’S A PROBLEM!!!!
Oh…SHE said GOD did it. GOD!!! Ya know how hard THAT is to sell to your husband???
EXTREMELY…Which is why NOBODY has ever tried it again!!!!!
Now…Get THIS…Mary is something like 8 months along and guess what???
