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Friday Fume

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Liberals and socialists have gotten off to a ROARING start in this new year.

It never ceases to amaze me how they behave as though nobody is watching. Well, guess what?

WE’RE WATCHING!!!!!

Saw a headline stating that a boatload of WHALE WATCHERS were “STUNNED” by what they saw the other day. I sat through the 30 second commercial to watch the video only to discover they were…”STUNNED…” to see a BUNCH OF WHALES!!!!

HELLO, McFLY?????

NASA is sent 800…ANTS…Up to the International Space Station yesterday.

We don’t have any money to build a rocket to LAUNCH OUR OWN ASTRONAUTS up there but…WE HAVE MONEY TO STUDY HOW ANTS CAN RUIN A ZERO GRAVITY PICNIC???

Have ya SEEN Jay Carney this week? That little SQUIRREL is GROWING A BEARD!!!

Apparently…He’s sick and tired of being called…a BALD faced LIAR!!!

And…

Astronomers have announced the discovery of a HUGE planet… A GAS GIANT that THEY say SHOULDN’T even exist.

They say it’s 11 times more massive than JUPITER!!!

Yesterday…It apologized for closing the George Washington Bridge.

Wait…WHAT???

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Today’s Not FRIDAY…Fume

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Since missing out on a Friday Fume a few days ago and, since I’ll be spending a few days over Christmas with family…I thought today might be the BEST day for a year ending FUME!!!

It should come as no surprise that liberals are just as baffled by the truth at Christmas time as they are the OTHER 51 weeks of the year and, their behavior never takes a holiday.

So…My Patriot friends…

Grab onto your sleigh, guard your holly berries and hang on for all you’re worth.

Today is…MONDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Well, well…What have we here?

It seems there’s a company out there called…OpticsPlanet that is selling, or TRYING to sell some sort of covert, spying, recon kit so that one can hide in the bushes or snow banks and do to their neighbors what the NSA has been doing to ALL Americans…

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Friday Fume

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My head is SPINNING from yet ANOTHER full week of LIBERAL NONSENSE!!!

You would think I’m making this stuff up but…NOOOOOOOO…

Let’s see…

Some woman in DC managed to get herself LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM at her workplace AFTER HOURS and it took her 2 hours to BREAK THROUGH THE WALL TO UNLOCK THE DOOR!!!

She says she was in TEARS and was SO TRAUMATIZED by it that SHE HAD TO TAKE 2 DAYS OFF!!!

Which raises the question…

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GLADE AIR FRESHENERS DID THAT WOMAN EAT BEFORE SHE WENT IN THERE????

On January 1st, some dispensaries in the SOCIALIST REPUBLIK of COLORADO will start selling RECREATIONAL POT but…They’re afraid that a GANJA SHORTAGE WILL KILL THEIR BUSINESS ABOUT A WEEK LATER!!!

That should come as a relief to all Colorado 7-11’s as they’ll need the down time to RESTOCK THE DORITOS AND LITTLE MINI DOUGHNUT RACKS!!!

And…

Joe Biden says he and Obama are NOT exchanging gifts this year.

Probably a good thing really…I mean…

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The Empty Chair Convention Begins

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Boy.

Talk about your rough starts…

Obama and his minions are kicking off their 2012 Liberal/Socialist convention amid what is understatedly, a malaise.

Yesterday, the day before the Occupy Charlotte event gets under way, was “National Empty Chair Day,” an event which was born from Clint Eastwood’s Republican Convention appearance which will stretch until the end of the Liberal/Socialist convention on Thursday.

Bolstered by a grassroots effort on social media, “National Empty Chair Day” was replete with a never ending display of creative images of empty chairs posted from sea to shining sea.

Conservative Patriots placed empty chairs everywhere they could think of. In front of their homes, in parks, on streets, the bottoms of pools, stacked, in rows, in offices…everywhere.

We, at The National Patriot, added in our own take on it…seen here.

Over the weekend, on the eve of “National Empty Chair Day,” Mount  Suckmore…The giant sand sculpture of Obama outside the convention hall was damaged by heavy rain.

It’s a fitting tribute…

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