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How to LOSE an Election in 10 Easy Steps

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As we have an election in a short 8 ½ months, primaries in just 3 months and, since we haven’t done this sort of thing for the last 15 months or so…I thought now might be a good time for a refresher course in how to LOSE an election.

Somehow, we, as Conservatives, screwed it up back in 2010 and actually won the darn thing.

If memory serves…It was called a shellacking and, we certainly wouldn’t want to have THAT again.

Would we?

So…Let’s get started…

How to LOSE an election.

1) RESEARCH

Don’t do your own.

It takes time…It’s hard and it simply isn’t necessary in this day and age. There are PLENTY of folks scattered about on social media that you don’t know a single thing about who will be more than happy to do your research for you.

By all means…TRUST them.

There are a lot of axes out there and more than enough people willing to grind them and, it really doesn’t matter whether or not THEY share YOUR values and ideology…THEY did the research and, according to them…PIGS can FLY.

Just go with it.

Next…

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Friday Fume

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 WHOO HOO…We’ve reached the end of another week and, although I took a few days off to move from one abode to another…3 FREAKIN’ BLOCKS AWAY…Liberals and socialists have been WORKING OVER-TIME!!!

Rand Paul has filed a class action suit over the NSA scandal while Obama STILL insists that Americans’ privacy is protected under NSA programs.

Yeah…Right…Sort of in the same way the IRS is PROTECTING OUR BANK ACCOUNTS!!!

Despite spending more than $300 MILLION DOLLARS OF TAXPAYER MONEY on their OBAMACARE WEBSITE…The state of Oregon HAS YET TO SIGN UP ONE SINGLE PERSON ON THE STUPID THING!!!!!

Now, the FBI is getting involved and a federal investigation is opening into the the great northwest debacle.

I’ll save em a whole bunch of time and money…

NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING…NOBODY’S RESPONSIBLE AND…EVERYTHING IS WORKING FINE!!!

Move along…Nothing to see in Oregon.

And…The man who has yet to find the REAL killer…O.J. Simpson…says, “I used to live my way, and now I’m going to die my way. I want to just sit down in a corner and die.”

And to accomplish the task…

He says he’s going on a hunger strike.

Have you SEEN pictures of that idiot lately???

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From a Constitutional to Banana Republic

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Tuesday evening, the Dictator delivered his State of Future Mandates speech to a 60% ungrateful nation.

Don’t they realize what the remaining 40% who approve of his highness have embraced?

BIG GOVERNMENT is WORKING in their minds.

There are now more people collecting welfare than ever before.

Big government works.

There are more Americans than ever utilizing food stamps.

Big government works.

More and more Americans have applied for and received disability compensation than ever before and, it doesn’t even matter whether or not they actually need it.

Big government works.

More Americans have been thrown off the health insurance plans they had and, would have liked to have kept, than have signed up for the propagandized, “BETTER” and more “AFFORDABLE” Obamacare and, of those who have signed up, the overwhelming majority are those signing up for expanded Medicaid along with those Americans who are older and more in need of healthcare than those who are young, healthy and NECESSARY to carry the financial burden.

Big…Government…

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Obama’s SOTU – Doin’ the American Hustle!!!

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Obama was the star of his own show and a legend in his own mind.

Last night’s State of Dismay speech clearly put a fine point on THAT bit of narcissism wrapped in union, butt-kissing flattery.

With nods to manufacturing, education and job training, Obama laid out yet another agenda to keep that tingle running up the union leg.

He announced that, with a stroke of his mighty pen, he has increased SOME federal contract worker’s minimum wages to $10.10 per hour.

Whoopty-doo.

Do you have ANY idea how many people will benefit from THAT???

In a world where the government contracts out more than $700 MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS for a website that doesn’t work…Neither do I but…If can get me the line item on the number of illegals “hired” to replace the toilet paper in the little nerds room…WE’LL BOTH KNOW!!!

He announced, with arrogance, that under his guidance the economy is getting better.

If by “better” he meant at a stagnant growth rate of 2.2%…

Naturally, the applause from the left side of my SOTU surround sound speakers was…

Sickening.

Applauding 2.2% as a growing economy is akin to giving a gold medal to whoever comes in last during the upcoming  4 man Olympics bobsled run.

The truth of the economy is that it sucks and it’s not getting any better.

Unemployment down to 6.7%???

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Inside the Obama (Who’s Your Daddy?) Conspicuous Theory

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Yesterday’s article in The National Patriot, The REAL Obama: An INDONESIAN, Muslim, Socialist Puppet, seems to have lit a fire.

The overwhelming resemblance between Obama and Mohammad Subud, the Indonesian, former Muslim and founder of the Subud cult is undeniable but that, predictably, didn’t deter liberals from collectively gnashing their teeth.

Conservatives, on the other hand, respectfully questioned the subtle differences between the 2 men with the difference in hair texture and skin tone being their primary points of discussion.

I would like to address those differences here.

First, the hair.

There is no doubt that Obama has hair most often associated with black or African ancestry while Subud’s hair was that of the Asian or Indonesian persuasion.

To explain the difference, one must look into both men’s backgrounds.

Simply put, we have very few points of reference regarding Subud’s ancestry. No information regarding his parents, grandparents and no photos to use as comparisons.

His genetic makeup is something of a mystery but, I’ll get back to this shortly.

Obama, on the other hand, is a different story.

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Dear Obamacareocrats – It SUCKS to be YOU!!!

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Dear Liberals, Socialists…Obamacareocrats All,

Hi.

Obamacare…

You remember Obamacare, don’t you?

It hasn’t written a book and there’s no bridge attached to it but…It’s a “BIG F***ING DEAL” according to Joe Biden.

Yeah…THAT Obamacare.

The numbers are starting to trickle in and, if you happen to be an Obamacareocrat, it sucks to be you today.

We, as Conservatives, hate to say “we told you so” but…

We did…You know it and….We were spot on again.

Guess who’s been signing up for socialism?

Here’s a hint…It’s not the Red Bull and Resume set.

Nope…

It’s more the Depends and Dinner at 4pm set.

You know exactly who we’re talking about here. It’s the older and, not so finely fettled Americans, that are flocking to Obamacare with all their collective aches, pains, ills and, in some cases, anal leakage for which, it is suggested by big pharma, that they seek the advice of a doctor…

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A Bridge Too Far or…Revenge of the Turds?

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Regardless of WHO was behind it and, regardless of WHY…

The great New Jersey Bridge Scandal of 2013-2014 was meant to do one thing and one thing only.

Ruin Chris Christie.

Let’s get one thing straight…I am not a fan of the RINO. No fan at all and, regardless of what I believe about Christie and his support of things liberal, Muslim and borderline socialistic…His love affair with the GOP and the way the GOP has embraced him and all but bestowed upon him the 2016 nomination…

There is something I do NOT believe and that, is that Chris Christie had any prior knowledge of the closure of lanes on the George Washington Bridge last September and I have even less belief that those closures had one single thing to do with “revenge” over a Mayor who wouldn’t endorse him in his second campaign for the Governorship of New Jersey.

The guy won and won in a landslide.

Chris Christie had no need of the endorsement from the Mayor of Ft. Lee.

None whatsoever.

If one is seeking “revenge” for the lack of a political endorsement…

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Obama’s Jobs Bill – EXTENDED UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS

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Obama keeps telling us how the economy is improving. He continues to brag about how HIS POLICIES are working.

Why then, is he demanding an EMERGENCY measure to EXTEND UNEMPLOYMENT benefits?

I’ll tell you why…

Because there are nearly 4 million available jobs out there between the shining seas and this obtuse Dictator, bent on the destruction of America, doesn’t want those who are unemployed to become self-sustaining contributors to the economy.

He wants them to collect UNEMPLOYMENT benefits from the GOVERNMENT in order to survive so that they will continue to VOTE for those most willing to keep the taxpayer’s tap open.

That’s why.

Notice how Obama placed sole blame on REPUBLICANS while enjoying his 20 million dollar private retreat Hawaiian vacation?

“Just a few days after Christmas, more than one million of our fellow Americans lost a vital economic lifeline – the temporary insurance that helps folks make ends meet while they look for a job. Republicans in Congress went home for the holidays and let that lifeline expire. And for many of their constituents who are unemployed through no fault of their own, that decision will leave them with no income at all.”

Oh, yes…The LIBERALS were right there, in Washington…WAITING on the Republicans to scurry back and vote for more unemployment benefits.

The LIBERALS had THEIR collective nostrils to the GRINDSTONE during the Christmas/New Year’s break…Right???

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Income Equality and the Buttholeosaurus in Chief

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With But 11 months to go until the 2014 midterm elections and, with elected liberals running like turpentined cats away from Obamacare…The left is desperately looking for something around which THEIR core, low to no information voters, can rally.

As things stand now…Not even their steadfastly deceased voting bloc can muster up support for Obamacare.

It’s clear what that “thing” will be as liberals tipped their collective hands last week.

Equality.

In case you missed the DeBlasio coronation in NYC a week ago…

The new Marxist Mayor of the city that never dozes off except when it comes to vetting their candidates, made the following statement:

“We are called to put an end to economic and social inequalities that threaten to unravel the city we love. And so today, we commit to a new progressive direction in New York. And that same progressive impulse has written our city’s history. It’s in our DNA.”

Economic and social inequalities.

That, to socialists, is the problem that threatens to unravel…Not only the city of New York but…By extension…The nation!!!

Seriously, they can’t help it.

After all…It’s IN THEIR DNA…So says Marxist Billy.

I believe, were they to undergo a DNA test, they would discover what we’ve suspected all along…

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Obama Supporters – Dry Humping the Leg of Socialism

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“If YA don’t like the way I’m doin’ things, feel free to file a lawsuit.”

THAT is, essentially, Obama’s definition of “leadership.”

He feels safe in this respect because, over the years, liberals have loaded as many socialist/activist judges into the federal court system as possible and, on the off chance Obama finds his agenda being aired before a judge NOT of that ilk…He has the element of threats on his side.

This is exactly how the Dictator, Barack Hussein Obama manages to issue his unilateral decrees without the interference of congress.

I have another definition for you too:

dry hump
verb

vulgar slang
gerund or present participle: dry humping
  1. 1.
    simulate or unsuccessfully attempt sexual activity with (someone or something), usually while fully dressed and without gratification.

What we have here is an unknown entity, Obama, who has had his college records sealed, his thesis sealed, his selective service records sealed and hides them behind a forged selective service registration form.

Obama has had…His Illinois State Senate schedule sealed…His Illinois State Senate RECORDS sealed and any record of his BAPTISM sealed.

Barack Hussein Obama, if that is his real name…Has had any notion of seeing his long form birth certificate sealed and has provided what has been proven to be a bad forgery of a birth certificate posted on the white house website with the claim that it is real.

HE…refuses to allow US…To see ANY of these things and yet…

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