So…
You just have to love the irony of it all.
Here’s the question of the day:
What do those who fear guns fear MORE than guns???
The answer:
Emails and phone calls.
Try not to laugh.
I mean, really try.
I dare ya.
The Journal News…That NY Newspaper that published an online interactive map of registered gun owners in a couple of counties has…
Wait for it…
HIRED ARMED GUARDS FOR THEIR OFFICES!!!!
Oh yes they did.
The armed security, they say, is in response to…
Wait for it…..
Maybe the Mayans were right and we’re all too apathetic to notice that the world really has come to an end.
We are no longer facing the fiscal cliff…We’ve officially gone over it, for now. Today, maybe tomorrow or perhaps later in the week, the House will attempt something only seen previously in cartoons…Hanging in mid-air, turning around and trying to run back to safety before gravity sets in.
Last night, the senate passed a sort of, almost, not really fix for the fiscal crisis in that it included no spending cuts, doesn’t deal at all with sequester and only raises taxes on those making $400k per year.
The house hasn’t voted yet, and they might not like it at all since they didn’t like it when the tax hikes hit those making a million or more.
Given the fact that congress has a single digit approval rating, they waited until AFTER the last minute to do anything on this fiscal cliff issue and the senate hasn’t passed a budget in 1400 days or so…
Naturally they all deserve a raise.
Right?
I mean, we’re now 16.4 TRILLION dollars in debt, taxes are going up, spending is NOT going down and Congress is basically waiving the white flag so…Obama signs an executive order giving them all a raise.
That ONLY makes sense if the world actually HAS ended…Right?
$16.4 trillion dollars in debt…
First…
She didn’t want to testify until her own “internal investigation” was complete.
Hillary wanted her own people to come up with their own facts regarding Benghazi.
“Let us complete our investigation” we were all told. Then, she said, she would have the facts.
Okay…
Next…She couldn’t testify before a congressional committee because she had…Prior plans.
A wine tasting in Australia.
Oh…But she WILL testify we were all told. They were in the process of completing their “internal investigation.”
After that, Hillary contracted a “stomach virus” which kept her at home.
Hmmmm….
Then, finally…The “internal investigation” we were all waiting for was finished but, what’s this?
Hillary fell down.
She gave herself a concussion.
She couldn’t testify because she had a concussion but…Don’t worry…She WILL testify we were all told. She will…Just as soon as she’s better.
Now…
While others busy themselves making predictions for the New Year and others with formulating resolutions, I have neither the time nor the patience for either.
Instead, I will relate MY RESOLVE for the New Year.
Before I begin, you should know that I mean these wholeheartedly and I am quite serious about each and every one of them.
So…2013…Where should I begin?
First…I intend to start an online petition which, should it gain 1 million signatures, would outlaw all online petitions.
Seriously…Name ONE online petition which has EVER gained the required number of signatures and has then gone on to accomplish ANYTHING. Name ONE. Go ahead…We’re all waiting…
I…And I suspect YOU…Are bombarded by such petitions DAILY and they are ALL posted as though the future of the world depends on YOU signing the thing. Well…Guess what?
IT DOESN’T and YOUR signature might make you FEEL good but, in reality…IT’S ALMOST AS MEANINGFUL AS AN EMAIL FROM A NIGERIAN PRINCE.
I’ll get the ball rolling and if YOU’LL just sign on…WE CAN STOP ONLINE PETITIONS FOR ALL TIME!!!!
Second…I am finished with listening to ANY “End of the World” prophecy garbage.
It’s not because I feel it is a waste of time or nonsense.
It’s because I simply can’t take any more of that sort of disappointment.
EVERY damned time SOMEBODY says the world is going to end…IT DOESN’T.
So…When we, as Conservatives, say that liberals…socialists really…Want to disarm We the People…WE’RE crazy?
WE’RE just making stuff up?
WE’RE the extremists and…
WE’RE lying?
Really.
The denials of socialists when confronted with facts would be whimsical were the facts not so dire and despite what socialists will tell you, the implications are more dire than the facts.
First, let’s have a look at what a few historical “gun control” advocates had to say in THEIR day.
“Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA – ordinary citizens don’t need guns, as their having guns doesn’t serve the State.”
Heinrich Himmler
“If the [political] opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves.”
Josef Stalin
“The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed the subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing. Indeed, I would go so far as to say that the supply of arms to the underdogs is a sine qua non for the overthrow of any sovereignty.”
Adolf Hitler
Edict of March 18, 1938, H.R. Trevor-Roper, Hitler’s Table Talks 1941-1944 (London: Widenfeld and Nicolson, 1953, p. 425-426)
1938(9?)-03-18
There is a reason I open this article with those 3 quotes from 3 of the most ruthless, murderous curs of history.
I want you to keep those quotes top of mind as you read the rest of this article.
Well my friends…Here we are, staring a brand new year square in the face.
What a year it’s been huh?
52 weeks…52 Fridays…
52 FUMES!!!!!
Since we all made it through the Mayan end of the world, ate far too much between Thanksgiving and Christmas and are now facing the fiscal cliff, higher taxes and more government intrusion into our lives and homes…
We have a couple of choices.
We can either let the pressure build up until we explode or…
We can take a few minutes at the end of the week to let off a little steam and laugh at the socialist idiots.
I choose the latter.
It’s Friday Patriots and…
I’m fuming.
New Year’s Eve just won’t be the same in Brasstown North Carolina this year.
For the past 19 years, the folks there have celebrated by…
LOWERING a ‘POSSUM in a cage from the top of a building and then…SETTING IT FREE IN THE WOODS.
Not any more.
PETA sued them for animal cruelty and put an end to the fun.
So…This year…event organizer, Clay Logan, the owner of Clay’s Corner Store, says they’re working on a plan.
It could well employ…
In a corrupt government, one can expect slime at every turn.
The Benghazi 4 have now been given the finger once again by the State Department 4.
Those reported to have resigned or been fired have NOT and now, according to the New York Post, will be KEEPING their State Department jobs.
Assistant Secretary of State Eric Boswell, who “resigned” in the wake of a State Department internal investigative report has, in fact, ONLY resigned an “appointed” position and is STILL on the State Department payroll.
Boswell is simply moving to a different desk.
The other 3, including Charlene Lamb, were NOT fired…THEY are on “administrative leave” and ARE expected to be back at work in the State Department shortly although, probably at different posts.
Seriously…
WHAT THE HELL?????
We have a Secretary of State who “suffers a concussion” but never goes to a hospital, never has a CT scan and is well enough to work from home but far, FAR to “concussed” to appear at a congressional hearing and now, 4 who we were told, were FINISHED at the Department of State who, in fact, are FAR FROM finished there.
If that’s not enough…We have the soon to be nominated John Kerry to fill the Secretary of State position.
John Kerry…
The Law of unintended Consequences has struck with a particular Wham-Bam-Thank You- Ma’am over the last week and a half.
Go to a gun store today and try to buy an assault style rifle.
Go ahead…Try…You’ll be lucky to find a store with one in stock.
They’re sold out and awaiting resupply.
Why?
Because liberals and socialists mounted the largest gun buying frenzy in memory.
Oh, not that THEY were actually BUYING the weapons. Heavens NO…THEY want them BANNED and THEY have been VERY vocal about it in the last week and a half.
Unintended consequences.
The socialist call for a ban on assault style rifles has led to the biggest ever purchasing frenzy OF them in history. Law abiding citizens, filling out the paperwork and buying every such gun in sight.
CONGRATULATIONS SOCIALISTS…YOU BUILT THAT!!!!!
In your fervor to trash the Constitution and make it illegal to purchase a semi-automatic rifle…”to protect children…” YOU have, in fact, managed to sell MORE semi-auto rifles than ever before.
Bushmaster should add you to the Christmas card list for next year.
Of course…being so adamant regarding “gun control” isn’t the ONLY stupid thing socialists have done in the wake of the horrible situation in Newtown Connecticut.
What?
You think YOU have troubles???
Really?
What’s the matter? The cat playing with the ornaments again?
It’s snowing and your flight may be delayed?
What?
Both YOUR parents AND his are coming?
You ran out of Scotch tape again didn’t you?
Last minute shopping? Some weasel stole the parking place before you could get around the corner from the other aisle?
Oh…You’ve got problems. One thing’s for sure…YOU have PROBLEMS.
You were the FIRST in line and you STILL got a rain check???
Oh the humanity.
Have a little faith.
THAT’S all I’m sayin’…Have a little faith.
You think YOU have problems???
I’LL tell ya who had REAL problems at Christmas.
Joseph.
JOSEPH had REAL problems. His wife, Mary…PREGNANT and HE NEVER TOUCHED HER!!!
THAT’S A PROBLEM!!!!
Oh…SHE said GOD did it. GOD!!! Ya know how hard THAT is to sell to your husband???
EXTREMELY…Which is why NOBODY has ever tried it again!!!!!
Now…Get THIS…Mary is something like 8 months along and guess what???
Friends and Patriots…It’s been a very tough week.
The events which have dominated the news have been sad and our prayers continue to be sent to those so tragically effected by last Friday’s horrible events in Newtown Connecticut.
May God be with them all.
I do believe that we all need a smile or two about now.
To that end, and in the days leading up to Christmas and a long weekend for many…We WILL press on.
Today IS Friday my friends so let’s DO THIS!!!
I’m FUMING!!!!!
Well, well, well…Let’s see which celebrity wins this weeks, “SUCKING SCUM FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SOCIALIST POND” award.
Oh look…LAST week’s winner…HAIRLESS BELAFONTE…is congratulating THIS week’s winner…
MARG (no “e”) HELGENBURGER!!!
You know Marg (no “e”)…From “CSI – DUMBASS”…Well, SHE was responding to a tweet from the “author” Joyce Carol (no “e”) Oats who had stated, “If sizable numbers of NRA members become gun-victims themselves, maybe hope for legislation of firearms.”
Marg (no “e”) then tweeted…”@JoyceCarolOates One can only hope, but sadly I don’t think anything would change.”
This is what happens when you live in a world of make-believe. You can make up any crap you want and then…believe it.
Marg (no “e”) have you ever noticed that the show on which YOU star…IS BASED ON VIOLENCE and a GREAT DEAL OF IT…IS GUN VIOLENCE???
Here are a few FACTS for Marg (no “e”) Helgenberger…