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The Wall: Dollars and Common Sense

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

According to David Cicilline, a liberal congressman from Rhode Island, President Trump’s proposed border wall, “is a colossal waste for money.”

That said…it’s been the better part of 35 years since I took junior high algebra, and to be honest, it was not my best subject. I didn’t see the need for it. In fact, my algebra teacher once asked me, in front of the entire class, why I had such a hard time grasping algebra.

My response was simple…

I told her that I used NUMBERS for MATH…and LETTERS for SPELLING. While that snarky line drew scorn from my algebra teacher, it elicited everything from snickers to full-on laughs from my classmates but that’s not the point…

The point is…one doesn’t have to jump through mathematical hoops, flaming or otherwise, to get to the heart of the abject stupidity of Cicilline’s statement. In fact, all one has to do is apply…not common core…but common sense to it.

Okay…let’s get after this…

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Crap We Learned in 2018

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Okay…its 2019…a new year full of new possibilities and new opportunities, and it’s time to look back at some of the crap we learned in 2018.

While liberals continue to pee themselves over Hillary’s loss in 2016, and spew their socialist collective hatred at President Trump, and at Conservatives…desperately trying to take both down…we Conservatives continue to wallow about in all the winning our country is experiencing.

The real difference between liberals and Conservatives as we begin a new year, is nothing new…as Conservatives, we love our country…liberals don’t…and while we actually learn from things related to last year…liberals just never seem to get a grip on reality.

So…here we go…crap we learned last year…

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The Mainstream Media’s Blurred 20/20 Vision

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Obviously, there has been a mountain of things going on in the world over the past couple of weeks, and in a 24/7 news cycle, one would think that the mainstream media would have plenty of hard-hitting, current and relevant things to cover.

Take ABC’s news magazine, 20/20 for instance…

The name of the program suggests it has a clear, sharp vision of what’s important, relevant and news worthy. One would expect current topics, in-depth analysis and introspective investigative reporting…right?

Well…before I tell you what they hyped since Christmas for their first show of the new year this Friday, January 4th, 2019…let me tell you a few of the things they didn’t cover on that show.

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The Liberal’s Guide to Christmas

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

It’s that time of the year when visions of sugarplums start dancing in one’s head and our thoughts turn to the festive gatherings of families and friends.

Christmas…from the reason for the season, to jolly ol’ St. Nick…from the giving of gifts, to food, fun, laughter and decorating.

Christmas is a time for celebration unless, of course…

You’re a liberal.

With that in mind, allow me to provide, not so much as a set of rules, but more as a source of information…

The Liberal’s Guide to Christmas.

Here we go…

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A Martyr to Idiocy

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

John Allen Chau’s name has been splashed all over the news lately, and all over social media. To some, he’s seen as heroic…as some sort of martyr.

The holier-than-thou crowd is putting this guy on a pedestal.

Normally, I wouldn’t give a guy like Chau two minutes of thought, but I’ll make an exception in this case because the notion of raising this guy to a level of near sainthood despite the reality of the situation is so absurd that it simply grinds on my nerves.

Those who are actively elevating this guy, Chau, past any reasonable level are doing nothing but trying to justify their own agenda in a cloaked, self-serving manner.

Where John Allen Chau is concerned…it’s high time for a dose of reality…and here it is…

John Allen Chau isn’t some sort of martyr…

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Liberals…Unencumbered By Reality

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© Craig Andresen/thenationalpatriot.com 2018

In order to be a liberal these days…I mean a dyed in the wool, card carrying certified liberal…one has to be nuttier than a squirrel turd on a pecan plantation.

Today’s aforementioned variety of liberals have an upside down, ass-backwards view of the entire world in which they’re taking up space.

They live in a world of denial, make-believe, entitlement, perceived and pretend victimhood and self-loathing. They believe as fact, things that are demonstratively untrue, and dismiss true facts as conspiratorial fraud. Not even Einstein could quantify the level of liberal stupidity.

Reality eludes today’s liberals as deftly as a skunk eludes a semi in the middle of the road…the difference being that liberals should be smart enough to know better than to play in traffic where skunks simply never see reality coming at them.

Let’s have a look at a few examples of what it takes to be a true liberals in today’s America…

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A Trifecta of Nuts in the News

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Well, it’s been quite a week.

Imagine if you will, losing the Super Bowl on a Sunday, and then, come Tuesday…magically finding more points than what you actually scored during the big game.

That, essentially, is exactly what liberals are doing in both Florida and in Arizona. They failed to garner enough votes last Tuesday to control the majority in the Senate, and then…magically…last Thursday and Friday…they started “finding” more votes.

I’ll get back to that in a bit, but there was other big news last week…

First…Jeff Sessions “resigned,” at President Trump’s request.

Okay…first of all…

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Too Many Liberals…Not Enough Squirrels

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last Tuesday, at Orlando International Airport, is where an unidentified passenger tried to take something onto a plane, and the airline told the woman…no way.

The woman was about to fly from Orlando to Cleveland on a Frontier Airlines flight and in a small tote, she had something that the airline told her she could NOT keep on board.

To be fair, the woman, when she paid for her ticket online, did add that she would be traveling with…a support animal. People travel with support animals all the time. Some people have emotional support dogs…others have, perhaps, an emotional support cat.

Whatever the case…most airlines allow most support animals to fly with their emotionally needy people, but…when this woman got on board, and the Frontier Airline flight attendant saw her emotional support animal…she was told that she could not…no way, no how…remain on the plane with an emotional support…

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Liberals Say It’s Trump’s Fault – Any Port in a Storm

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Earlier this Week, as hurricane Florence barreled towards the East Coast with a powerful storm, but before landfall, on Wednesday, September 12th, 2018…the Washington Post did what liberal fake news has become famous for…they blamed the impending hurricane on…

President Trump.

The title of the Washington Post op-ed? “Another hurricane is about to batter our coast. Trump is complicit.”

Here’s a tidbit from the poo-flinging fish wrapper…

“Yet when it comes to extreme weather, Mr. Trump is complicit. He plays down humans’ role in increasing the risks, and he continues to dismantle efforts to address those risks. It is hard to attribute any single weather event to climate change. But there is no reasonable doubt that humans are priming the Earth’s systems to produce disasters.”

Did you get that?

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The Mainstream Media Monkeys Up Racism

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The fake news mainstream media propagandists are at it again, this time going after Florida gubernatorial candidate Ron DeSantis and trying to label him a racist.

True to form, any time liberals are losing an argument on merit, they cry “racism” and hope that the mere accusation is enough to brand their opponent as unworthy of the position.

Last week, DeSantis won the Republican nod in the primary to run against liberal, and socialist, Andrew Gillum who as the Mayor of Tallahassee, Florida has an abysmal record regarding both the economy and crime.

After his primary victory, DeSantis was doing an interview with Fox News when he made a comment that liberals, and his opponent, who happens to be black, seized upon as racist.

Here’s how the liberal fake news mainstream media is portraying it…

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