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An Untamed Shrew on the World Stage

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Shakespeare once said, “All the world’s a stage,” and last week, at the center of it, was a 16 year old untamed shrew.

A shrew, by definition is 1. a small insectivorous mammal resembling a mouse, with a long pointed snout and tiny eyes, and 2. a bad-tempered or aggressively assertive woman.

Swedish teenage climate change cultist (CCC) Greta Thunberg I suggest meets both of those definitions to a tee, and a week ago, while skipping school, she stood before the U.N. and pitched a hissy-fit of a temper tantrum for all the world to see.

“You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,” Thunberg bloviated at a U.N. climate change summit. She ranted, and raved at the adults in the room most of whom are also members of the CCC, and found her…adorable.

Thunberg shouted at the U.N. members…

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Liberal’s Self-Destruct Mode Activated

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

For a party hell-bent on gun control, the democrats sure have been shooting themselves in both feet every time they shoot off their mouths, and in Joe Biden’s case, he can do both at the same time since he seems to always have at least one of his feet permanently lodged in his mouth.

Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis ‘Beto’ O’Rourke, out of of Texas has said, “Hell, yes, we’re going to take your AR-15, your AK-47.”

Well that’s a hell of a thing to hear from someone with an arrest for burglary to his credit. Yes, the charge was dismissed back in 1995, as was his arrest for DWI in 1998. I’m willing to bet Beto wasn’t too concerned about his privilege back then.

After Beto made the, “hell yes…” remark, Republican Texas state Rep. Briscoe Cain fired a tweet O’Rourke’s way stating,, “My AR is ready for you Robert Francis.” Naturally, Bobby Francis claimed that as a threat, and said…

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Tlaib and Omar- The Who’s Who of Flung Poo

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

So…for months, seriously from the day they entered the U.S. House, Rashida Tlaib, and Ilhan Omar have taken every opportunity they could find, and when one failed to present itself, those two islamists manufactured reasons to spew their hatred of Israel everywhere they could.

They tweeted, they FB posted, they gave interviews, and joined in on rallies and boycotts against Israel. They have had nothing but vile, vulgar and typically, liberally nasty things to say about Israel and they have openly advocated the boycotting of Israel.

When APAC put together a delegation of 72 members of congress to travel to Israel…guess who turned down the invite?

Yep…Tlaib and Omar…but…

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The Misguided Millennial Miscreants of Marxism

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Gary North once said, “Socialism is simply Communism for people without the testosterone to man the barricades.”

Gary North is an American paleolibertarian writer, Austrian School economic historian, and leading figure in the Christian reconstructionist movement, and he has either authored or coauthored more than fifty books on topics including Reformed Protestant theology, economics, and history. He is also an Associated Scholar of the Ludwig von Mises Institute.

Yeah…I had to look it up too and I discovered that the Ludwig von Mises Institute is named after Austrian School economist Ludwig von Mises because it promotes teaching and research in the Austrian School of economics and Misesian views on social and political philosophy.

The Ludwig von Mises Institute that is by coincidence named after some Austrian economy nerd Ludwig von Mises, and teaches Austrian economics is located in…nope…Auburn, Alabama because nothing conveys the true intellectual fineness of Austrian economics quite like a slow, southern drawl.

Even though Gary North is right, never mind him and instead, remember what Ronald Reagan once said…

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The Democrat’s Rat Flap Clap-Trap

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Liberals, it seems, just can’t get out of their own way.

Day after day, week after week, and month by month, liberals manage to cause themselves all sorts of problems, and what happens next is so…

Well…

Liberal.

Let me give you a few examples of what I’m talking about. For better than two years, all we heard about from liberals…liberals elected to office, liberals that comprise the mainstream media, liberals on the street and Hollywierd liberals was “RUSSIA, RUSSIA RUSSIA.” as they rattled, and prattled on and on about the make believeTrump Russian conspiracy.

GUILTY they all claimed…EVIDENCE was at hand, they all chimed…INVESTIGATE…IMPEACH…JAIL was their collective mantra.

And then, even as it was just getting started, it all began to unravel on them. In the early days of the liberal bloviations, the Steele dossier was proven to be a manufactured phony piece of garbage…then it was shown that it was bought and paid for by Hillary and the DNC, and that THEY paid a former British spy to go to the Russians for make-believe dirt on Trump. HILLARY and the DNC were conspiring with the Russians…NOT Trump.

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Patriotically Correct and Proud of It

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Okay, I admit it. I’m confused.

Not the sort of confused in that I don’t know which bathroom I’m supposed to use…that’s liberal confused, and if I ever go down that particular manhole, I hope someone has the common decency to put me out of my misery.

Manholes. We can’t call them manholes any more, at least not in Berkeley, California because they just passed a city ordinance dictating that manholes must now be called “maintenance holes.” Apparently, the women of Berkeley are feeling left out by not having something named after them that leads to a sewer.

In Berkeley, you are no longer allowed to be somebody’s brother or sister. You are only allowed to be a “sibling.” By the dictate of the new ordinance, such gendered pronouns as “he” and “she” are be replaced by “they” or “them,” which no doubt will cause no end of issues in certain circumstances.

Let me explain…

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Who Let the Cuckoos Out of the Nest?

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last Thursday, in a stunning reversal of rhetoric regarding the GOP’s border bill that passed in the Senate 84-8 last Wednesday, Nancy Pelosi sent a letter to liberals in the House stating, “In order to get resources to the children fastest, we will reluctantly pass the Senate bill. As we pass the Senate bill, we will do so with a Battle Cry as to how we go forward to protect children in a way that truly honors their dignity and worth.”

Oh, the hypocrisy.

Those little illegal alien spawn don’t know how damn lucky they are to have been dragged through God knows how many countries, across God only knows how many borders by adults, whether or not those adults are indeed even related to them, and held in what liberals insist are Nazi-like “concentration camps.”

If those were your garden variety American kids, liberals like Pelosi would have tried to stop them from even being born.

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Liberals Say the Dumbest Things

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

It has long been said that kids say the darndest things, and while that may well be true, it can also be said with certainty, that liberals say the dumbest things.

When it comes to the dumb things liberals say, one particular liberal just can’t help herself, and despite being called out over her abjectly stupid musings time and time again, Alexandria Common Core-tez just won’t shut up.

It seems that she is blissfully unaware of just how moronic she sounds nearly every time she opens her yap and spews forth her nonsense, but in the grand scheme of things, we need to let her continue unabated because with every utterance, she is galvanizing Republicans to vote against liberals in 2020.

Over the past couple of weeks, AOC has made a series of inane and idiotic comments, some of which have even left the left doing face-palms.

Common Core-tez, who has often taken to video selfies to air her deepest thoughts to liberal idiots who follow her social media accounts the way that blue bottle flies follow the aroma of horse apples, did so again last week with this stunningly absurd bit of liberal wisdom…

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The Desperately Obtuse World of Liberalism

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Seriously.

I mean, for the love of GOD, seriously.

In the liberal’s world of inexplicably trying to make all things equal that were never, in a million years ever meant to be equal, and with an eye toward gender neutrality, liberals have come up with the most absurd, most obtuse thing yet.

At the University of Arkansas, a true asylum of higher indoctrination run and staffed by liberal loons, the student government, liberal morons all, are trying their level best to mirror proposed legislation by the Arkansas House of Representatives.

The plan is to implement the disbursement of free menstrual products to those who need them in restroom dispensaries across campus.

In all restrooms dispensaries across campus….

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Gun-Free, Target-Rich – By the Numbers

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Living in a world full idiots is one thing. Living in a world run by abject idiots is something else altogether.

By now, we all know how liberals feel about guns. They detest them. They don’t want you to have them, and if you do have them, liberals don’t want you to be able to keep them, and they demand that you get them registered so that they will know where  you and your guns live, thus making it easier for liberals to come and get them.

There’s a second reason for why liberals want you to register your guns. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if they intend to create a gun owner website…like the sex offender websites…where good lilt liberals can visit to see where not to buy a house, and where bad little liberals can map out which houses to rob.

A couple of weeks ago, some liberal jackass walked into the municipal building in Virginia Beach, Virginia and opened fire killing 12 people.

There was something special about that building too…

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