Liberals and socialists have gotten off to a ROARING start in this new year.
It never ceases to amaze me how they behave as though nobody is watching. Well, guess what?
WE’RE WATCHING!!!!!
Saw a headline stating that a boatload of WHALE WATCHERS were “STUNNED” by what they saw the other day. I sat through the 30 second commercial to watch the video only to discover they were…”STUNNED…” to see a BUNCH OF WHALES!!!!
HELLO, McFLY?????
NASA is sent 800…ANTS…Up to the International Space Station yesterday.
We don’t have any money to build a rocket to LAUNCH OUR OWN ASTRONAUTS up there but…WE HAVE MONEY TO STUDY HOW ANTS CAN RUIN A ZERO GRAVITY PICNIC???
Have ya SEEN Jay Carney this week? That little SQUIRREL is GROWING A BEARD!!!
Apparently…He’s sick and tired of being called…a BALD faced LIAR!!!
And…
Astronomers have announced the discovery of a HUGE planet… A GAS GIANT that THEY say SHOULDN’T even exist.
They say it’s 11 times more massive than JUPITER!!!
Yesterday…It apologized for closing the George Washington Bridge.
Wait…WHAT???
