Friday Fume

This is a SPECIAL SHUTDOWN SHOWDOWN edition of our weekly wrap up.

You didn’t really think the shutdown could stop the Fume did ya?

THIS IS ESSENTIAL!!!!!

My Patriot Friends…Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

A little quick research shows that there are a multitude of NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARKS in Washington DC.

We ARE in the midst of a government shutdown.

Yes?

Sooooooooo…

CLOSE DOWN THE DAMN WHITE HOUSE WHY DON’T YA???????

That’s right…FURLOUGH OBAMA AND MAKE HIM AND HIS HUSBAND PACK UP THEIR PRAYER RUGS AND MOVE INTO A MOTEL 6!!!!!!

Guess what else is on the list…

THE U.S. CAPITOL BUILDING!!!

SHUT ER DOWN!!!!!!!!

There IS precedent for doing this ya know…

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The Shutdown – How Low Can a Cockroach Go???

Here is the proof that even a cockroach can stoop to a new low.

The WWII Memorial in Washington DC, according to its website, “was funded almost entirely by private contributions, as specified in Public Law 103-32. The campaign received more than $197 million in cash and pledges. Support came from hundreds of thousands of individual Americans, hundreds of corporations and foundations, veterans groups, dozens of civic, fraternal and professional organizations, states and one territory, and students in 1,200 schools across the country.”

That Memorial sits in the open air, along a sidewalk.

Also, according to the website: The memorial opened to the public on April 29, 2004 and was dedicated one month later on May 29. It is located on 17th Street, between Constitution and Independence Avenues, and is flanked by the Washington Monument to the east and the Lincoln Memorial to the west. The memorial is operated by the National Park Service and is open to visitors 24 hours a day, seven days a week.”

That means that, regardless of the hours of operation of the government, whether the government is open or shut down…The WWII Memorial in Washington is OPEN to visitors.

There is, however, one exception.

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Obama – King of his Own Mountain

The socialists have now proven, beyond doubt, that they don’t know the difference between clover and crap.

Socialists like Reid, Pelosi, Obama, Hoyer along with socialist talking heads on MSM are crowing.

They are all blaming Republicans for the government shutdown and they are just plain giddy.

They think they’re rolling around in clover.

They’re not.

What they are actually rolling in is their own poop and they are too dense to notice the difference.

Their poop…Obamacare…Is what caused this shutdown and it’s a stink so pungent that even Obama doesn’t want Obamacare coverage.

Reid doesn’t want it. Pelosi doesn’t want it. Hoyer doesn’t want it either.

NONE of the elected socialists wants Obamacare to provide THEIR coverage and were it not for SUBSIDIES provided them and their $174,000 salaries…They wouldn’t have it at ALL.

YOU didn’t get a subsidy…Did you?

People with common sense try to avoid stepping in poop but socialists just can’t help themselves from rolling around in it.

Just how bad IS the stench of Obamacare?

Well…

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The TRUTH About a Shutdown and Why Obama WANTS It!!!

The socialists would have you believe we are at the cliff and republicans are ready to provide a shove thus shutting down the government at which point, the world as we know it, will end.

That is because, to socialists, the only possible way for anyone to survive, is with the life-giving assistance OF the government.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

In fact, the socialist belief that government is THE be all, end all, is laughable but, their view of where we are in relation to the cliff is upside down.

We ARE at the cliff but, the reality of it he that we are at the bottom of the cliff looking up.

Republicans are doing nothing less than trying to hold back the landslide of over burdensome government  from breaking loose and burying us all.

If the government shut down at midnight tonight…

The effect SHOULD be stunningly uneventful to reasonable people while they all watch, in wonder, as socialists run about chirping that the sky is falling.

Non-essential elements of government will go dark.

Essential elements SHOULDcontinue unimperiled.

Should military pay or social security payments suddenly not be delivered, it will be because Obama has, himself, chosen not to issue them.

The simple truth of it is…

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Weekend Edition: Budget vs Obamacare – An EPIC Solution

It’s time to set a few things straight.

Republicans do NOT want to shut down the government.

It doesn’t matter how many times Obama, Pelosi, Reid or any of the other elected socialists claim it, nor does it matter how many socialist talking heads parrot the official talking points…Republicans do NOT want to shut down the government.

Those who drone on endlessly, claiming otherwise, are lying.

Here’s a little something else.

The Republicans in congress are NOT arsonists, NOT homicide bombers and NOT taking or holding hostages.

Any of the ilk mentioned above that claim otherwise are lying.

And…It’s NOT the Republicans that are demanding 100% of what they want.

Any socialist claiming otherwise, is lying.

They are lying. Bald-faced lying. Lying through their teeth.

Lying.

They KNOW they’re lying and they don’t care.

Lying, for socialists, is standard operating procedure…

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He’ll Talk To Iranians but NOT to Republicans

As the annual convention of thugs, despots and thieves takes place in NY city, our Dictator’s meltdown is on full display.

Obama’s foreign policy doctrine has handed center stage to a former KGB hit man, the al Qaeda he said one year ago was decimated and on the run is running amok IN Syria, North Africa and throughout the Middle East while no answers and no action has been taken regarding their attacks in Benghazi that resulted in the deaths of 4 Americans.

Now, as the sock puppet of the Mullahs strides into the U.N. building, Obama is considering a meeting with the new Iranian “president,” Hassan Rouhani.

This, just 1 week after signing an executive order waiving the restrictions on arming al Qaeda as al Qaeda storms a mall in Kenya, killing non Muslims.

Did I say our Dictator, Obama, was having a MELTDOWN???

Why, yes I did and, as proof, I offer this quote FROM the Dictator.

“They’re messin’ with me.”

Who?

Who’s messin’ with the Dictator??

Putin?

Assad?

Al Qaeda????

Nope….

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Boehner Borrows a Set – Presses to Defund Obamacare

Score 1 for the Tea Party!!!

It’s a big one and one which sets the congressional stage for a BIG fight.

Boehner, a reliably RINOistic Speaker has finally been boxed in by the likes of Reps. Tom Graves (R-Ga.) and Mark Meadows (R-N.C.), and he has been FORCED by the Tea Party Members of the house to tie together the DEFUNDING of Obamacare and the TEMPORARY funding of the government.

Socialists in the house and senate will blame Conservatives for trying to shut down government and will, as they have in the past, try to make the low information voters believe such a move will bring about the end of the world.

It’s all bull, they know it but, they count on THEIR voting bloc being too dirt stupid to know the truth.

Here is how this vote, scheduled for tomorrow, will work…Theoretically.

The bill being proposed, as a temporary stop-gap funding engine for the federal government, also contains a measure that will defund Obamacare. The two are NOT able to be separated.

Therefore, as it will surely pass in the Conservative controlled house, it will fall to the socialists in the senate to either…

PASS the bill, to keep government running…Thus DEFUNDING Obamacare in the process OR…

Vote the bill DOWN…Thus keeping Obamacare on life support but SHUTTING DOWN THE GOVERNMENT!!!

Obama and his minions are already, rhetorically, asking if the REPUBLICANS are willing to shut down government and cause the earth to crash into the sun.

The TRUTH of the matter it THIS…

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Friday Fume – The 100th Anniversary Edition

Today is a National Patriot milestone of sorts.

Friends and Patriots…THIS is our 100th Friday FUME!!!!

While I would love to take time to celebrate this monumentally minute feat, there’s just too much to be done and if we don’t find a way to laugh just a little…We’ll all go NUTS!!

Lois Lerner, on administrative leave is STILL logging into her EMAILS at the IRS…I’ll bet she can’t erase the evidence faster than the NSA can grab it.

The NSA has been collecting data on EVERYBODY and all they really needed to do to find out what CONSERVATIVES are thinking…IS ASK US…WE’LL BE HAPPY TO TELL EM TO GO TO HELL!!!

Morally bankrupt Bill Maher insulted and mocked TRIG PALIN!!! Just goes to prove that special needs kids are at least 100 flights above the ilk of socialists. Hey Maher…You wanna pick on the mentally retarded…PICK ON YOUR OWN SOCIALIST FRIENDS…Trig is WAY too smart to join the OCCUPY movement…HANG OUT with DICTATORS or BOO GOD AT A NATIONALLY TELEVISED CONVENTION!!! Compared to YOU…HE’S A MENSA CANDIDATE!!!!!

Good grief…That’s just a SMATTERING of the socialist bedpan remnants we have for ya this week. Put down your beverage of choice…no need in shooting it though your nose and into your keyboards…HERE WE GO>>>

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

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Debunking the “Truther’s” Truths

I’m waiting for some “truther” to post a video, explaining in detail that the man who lost his legs in the Boston bombing is REALLY the unknown man on the grassy knoll in Dallas back in 1963.

It’s gotten that ridiculous.

I can’t even begin to count the number of “truther” posts and videos I’ve seen in the last 10 days.

They will have you believe that the man whose legs were blown off is actually an actor. That he and a woman next to him on the ground are giving “hand signals” to someone off camera letting them know that the man’s fake dismembered legs are now in place.

What a load of crap.

They use photos taken from a great distance and from high above with little arrows and circles on them…

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Friday Fume

Week in and week out, socialists just keep adding clowns to the parade.

Hanoi Jane tells veterans and military supporters to “GET A LIFE…”

The Dictator stands in front of a CHINESE MADE CRANE to trumpet about OUR infrastructure…

This absurd administration will be giving Egypt’s MUSLIM BOTHERHOOD (that’s NOT a typo) 8 MORE F-16’s and NOW we learn that NORTH DIARRHEA actually DOES have nukes small enough to FIT ON THEIR MISGUIDED MISSILES!!!!!

But my friends, we press on. We FIND ways to deal with this insanity and LAUGHTER really DOES seem the best medicine.

To that end, we have reached FRIDAY and believe it or not…

I’m fuming.

Never has one claiming to be the president known so little about so much.

He never knew ANYTHING about the REV. WRONG being a RACIST BIG MOUTH.

He didn’t really know BILL AYERS did he?

He didn’t know ANYTHING about FAST AND FURIOUS…Until he exerted EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE OVER IT…

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