Amnesty is Nothing But Trading Citizenship for Votes

BIDEN 1According to Vice Weasel, Joe Biden…

“These people are just waiting, waiting for a chance to be able to contribute fully, and by that standard, 11 million undocumented aliens are already Americans, in my view. They just want a decent life for their kids and a chance to contribute to a free society, a chance to put down roots and help build the next great American century. I really believe that. That’s what they’re fighting for.”

That’s a direct quote from his speech a few days ago at the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce and, it leaves me with what I believe to be a pertinent question.

HAS HE LOST HIS LAST MARBLE???

He’s talking about ILLEGAL (undocumented in liberal speak) ALIENS.

One simply cannot be an ALIEN…Illegal OR undocumented and still be an AMERICAN. It doesn’t work that way Joe and YOU KNOW IT.

What those people are, to liberals, are UNREGISTERED LIBERAL VOTERS and nothing less.

Hmmm…Come to think of it, I have more than one pertinent question.

Given the FACT that we learned, ON THE SAME DAY as this BLOVIATING, BOVINE BUTT-BLAST’S speech…That ICE, under this regime has turned loose some 68,000 ILLEGAL ALIEN…CRIMINALS…into our cities and onto our streets…COUPLED WITH THE FACT THAT…they have failed to remove from our soil…SOME 870 THOUSAND…ILLEGAL ALIENS…WITH MANDATORY DEPORTATION ORDERS AGAINST THEM…IN 2013 ALONE…

Just what, exactly, were all THOSE ILLEGAL ALIENS so damn EAGER to…”CONTRIBUTE”…TO OUR ONCE SOVEREIGN NATION???

Oh yes…

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Friday Fume

My head is SPINNING from yet ANOTHER full week of LIBERAL NONSENSE!!!

You would think I’m making this stuff up but…NOOOOOOOO…

Let’s see…

Some woman in DC managed to get herself LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM at her workplace AFTER HOURS and it took her 2 hours to BREAK THROUGH THE WALL TO UNLOCK THE DOOR!!!

She says she was in TEARS and was SO TRAUMATIZED by it that SHE HAD TO TAKE 2 DAYS OFF!!!

Which raises the question…

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GLADE AIR FRESHENERS DID THAT WOMAN EAT BEFORE SHE WENT IN THERE????

On January 1st, some dispensaries in the SOCIALIST REPUBLIK of COLORADO will start selling RECREATIONAL POT but…They’re afraid that a GANJA SHORTAGE WILL KILL THEIR BUSINESS ABOUT A WEEK LATER!!!

That should come as a relief to all Colorado 7-11’s as they’ll need the down time to RESTOCK THE DORITOS AND LITTLE MINI DOUGHNUT RACKS!!!

And…

Joe Biden says he and Obama are NOT exchanging gifts this year.

Probably a good thing really…I mean…

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Weekend Edition: The REAL Solution to the Obamacare Disaster

So…

Obama’s Obamacare “fix” will have the same effect on the Obamacare DISASTER as drilling holes in the bottoms of the Titanic lifeboats would have had in “fixing” THAT disaster.

As Americans are focused, and rightly so, on the most current and direct effects of the lie and bribery induced Obamacare “law” there are other and equally dire implications as well.

Employers, having dealt with the gross uncertainty of the “law’s” implications have already started laying employees off and/or cutting employees from full to part-time status.

Many more have simply put on hold, the inevitable and will make those moves next year as time runs out on their 1 year delay.

The economy, propped up only by the furious printing of money by the Fed remains stagnant because businesses, large and small, refuse to grow or expand due to the overbearing consequences related directly TO Obamacare for doing so.

At this point, the number of Americans that have received cancellation notices from their policy holders has hit 5.1 MILLION and we all know there are many, many more to come.

The rates of Obamacare policies are, in the majority of cases, much higher than folks were paying for their privately held policies and, they simply can’t afford…Obama’s “affordable” healthcare.

There is, in fact, only ONE way to fix this.

REPEAL OBAMACARE…Run all 2700 pages of it and the 18,000 regulations attached TO it through the shredder…Burn the remains and bury the ashes in THE deepest recesses of the sea.

The REAL fix for the healthcare system in America is…

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Friday Fume

In Sweden a couple of days ago, TOUGH GUY Barack Hussein Obama was whining about the way he’s sometimes treated  in the United States and the names he sometimes gets called and then, he suggested he’d be more welcomed in Europe.

I have 2 words for him…

SEEK…ASYLUM!!!!!!!

Senator Bob Corker (RINO TN) asked the HEAD of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, GENERAL MAYHEM DEMPSEY what it was that this administration was “seeking” by attacking Syria.

The HIGHEST MAN on the PENTAGON TOTEM POLE answered…

I can’t answer that, what we’re seeking.”

Naturally, after that…CORKER voted in FAVOR of the attack resolution.

I’m pretty sure I know what conservative voters are gonna be “SEEKING” the next time CORKER’S up for election.

And Obama has old Bill Clinton is out there trying to sell Obamacare because, try as he might…Obama CAN’T FIND A SINGLE ASPIRIN FACTORY TO BOMB IN SYRIA OR…AN INTERN TO HUM…”HAIL TO THE CHIEF” WHILE HE DOES IT!!!

Trust me, there IS humor to be found in this absurd Syria situation if ya dig for it and you know me…I walk LOUDLY and carry a BIG shovel!!!

My friends and Patriots…

Today is Friday and…

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DICTATORS Don’t NEED the CONSENT OF CONGRESS

In a not at all surprising move yesterday, Russia and China, both vitriolic supporters of Assad, got up and walked OUT of a U.N. Security Council meeting regarding Syria and the impending military strike Obama is desperate to make.

They WALKED OUT.

Their position is clear and that’s not good news for the U.N. puppet, Obama.

He will NOT have the authorization of his beloved union of despots, thugs and thieves to launch attacks on Syria but…Will he have the authorization of his own CONGRESS?

Ahhhhh…That is the question.

Obama and HIS regime say that the impending strikes are not about regime change in SYRIA.

NOT ABOUT REGIME CHANGE IN SYRIA.

He HAS to make that claim, for doing otherwise, would be announcing his transparent support of al Qaeda and other terrorist entities in yet another sovereign nation.

He did it in Libya and covered it up.

He did it in Egypt and cloaked it in a “democratic election.”

He did it in Iraq and Afghanistan by announcing our retreat.

He did it in Iran by NOT interfering when pro-democracy protesters were massacred there.

Now, by aiding and trying to supply al Qaeda, Ansar al-Sharia and other such ilk in Syria, he intends to assist those terrorist groups by striking Syria with Tomahawk cruise missiles.

Obama wants to attack…

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Friday Fume

After this last week, I don’t know whether I’m coming or going. It’s been a WHIRLWIND of socialist depravity.

There’s been so much happening all at once that I scarcely know where to begin. Put on your helmets my Patriot friends…This one is a CLASSIC!!!

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

We’ve got shrimps on treadmills and we’re building robotic squirrels.

We spent $9.3 million on robotic bees. ROBOTIC BEES…BECAUSE THE REAL THING AIN’T BAD ENOUGH!!!

What’s next? HOLOGRAPHIC ANTS???????

When the IRS wasn’t TARGETING CONSERVATIVES…They spent $60k OF YOUR MONEY  on a Star Trek themed training video.

Who do they think they ARE??? THE GSA?????

And HERE’S well spent taxpayer dollars… $1.18 million on…PUPPET CHOREOGRAPHY…Which I assume was dance lessons for Obama.

BUT…

SEQUESTER IS MAKING ALL OUR LIVES MISERABLE!!!!

Well…Not ALL our lives….

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Friday Fume

Okay…It’s been a tough week. With the events in Boston, West, Texas…Storms, flooding…all sorts of things…We’ve all been a little on edge.

Our thoughts, prayers and hearts go out to all who have been affected by the week’s horrible events. Really.

But rest assured that while all that was going on, we, at The National Patriot, were watching the off-the-front-page socialist insanity too.

Patriots…Today is a day to do what we must in order not to go out of our minds. Today, we must LAUGH!!!

Friends…It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m Fuming!!

Let me get this straight…

Connecticut passes a 138 page, 4000+ bullet point “GUN CONTROL” bill and now…THE 2ND AMENDMENT NEVER EXTENDED TO PRIVATE CITIZENS TO BEGIN WITH???

Remember those ZOMBIE attacks DHS has been preparing for? I’m guessing that’s in case things get out of hand in CONNECTICUT!!!

According to a WORKSHEET passed out in a Connecticut Middle School…

“The courts have consistently determined that the Second Amendment does not ensure each individual the right to bear arms. This means that the rights of this amendment are not extended to the individual citizens of the states. So a person has no right to complain about a Second Amendment violation by state laws.”

WHAT???????

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Molesters and Murderers Welcome in Colorado!!

ATTENTION ALL FUTURE MURDERERS!!!

You know who you are.

Those with evil in their hearts, a lack of respect for life, those devoid of conscience and so easily offended by a sideways glance that you believe the glancer’s life should be ended.

ATTENTION – PREPARE TO MOVE TO COLORADO – BRING YOUR GUNS OR STEAL ONE WHEN YA GET THERE!!!

The welcome mat is about to be rolled out for YOU!!!!

It seems that the mind-numbed socialists of the Rocky Mountain High as a Kite state are delusional enough to believe a new law or two will stop you.

Yesterday, some nut, “claiming” to be a Republican stated that HE wants these new Colorado gun bans passed and he wants them passed NOW!!!

According to the foothills fool, if the new gun bans are NOT passed…

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Socialists Want Women to Pee Themselves in Combat

Exhibit A

According to Leon Panetta, “It’s clear to all of us that women are contributing in unprecedented ways to the military’s mission of defending the nation.”

Said the Dictator: “Today, by moving to open more military positions — including ground combat units — to women, our armed forces have taken another historic step toward harnessing the talents and skills of all our citizens.”

“I congratulate our military, including the Joint Chiefs of Staff, for the rigor that they have brought to this process. As Commander in Chief, I am absolutely confident that — as with the repeal of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ — the professionalism of our armed forces will ensure a smooth transition and keep our military the very best in the world. ‘

“Today, every American can be proud that our military will grow even stronger with our mothers, wives, sisters and daughters playing a greater role in protecting this country we love.”

Above, you see this administration’s position on placing American women in combat situations as part of our United States Military.

While I don’t share their enthusiasm, they certainly do sound confident in making their pronouncements. Don’t they?

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Weekend Edition: Gun Rights vs Gun Control – The TRUTH

The government can’t find 15 million ILLEGAL aliens and to be perfectly honest, they don’t WANT to but, by forcing gun registration…They WILL be able to find every LAW ABIDING gun owner in America. Am I the ONLY one who thinks something is wrong when the government, in an attempt to control people, does nothing about those who BREAK our laws and removes rights from those who ABIDE by the laws???

In the next few days, Joe Biden will submit his report on how to control you to the Emperor. Both he AND the Emperor have made it clear that Imperial Orders may well come into play against you regarding the 2nd Amendment.

Over the last few weeks, socialists, liberals and their pundits have not missed a single opportunity or microphone in their quest to demean and dismiss you, the law abiding gun owners of America.

They want you to believe that what they are about to propose or bypass congress to accomplish with regard to eroding your rights is for your safety and…of course…for the children.

Every time they want to remove some of your rights, it’s for the sake of the children.

BULL.

It’s time to make a few things crystal clear and I can assure you, liberals and socialists aren’t going to like this at all because…It’s the TRUTH.

How many times have we all heard a socialist, bent on controlling you by removing your rights, tell anyone within earshot that you don’t need an AR-15 to hunt deer?

Socialists are trying to SHAME you into bowing to their ideology and they HOPE you will be seen as the fool.

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