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The Latest in Liberal Lunacy

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Ever feel that all the world is a dog, and you’re the fire hydrant?

That’s the way the democrat party, liberals, socialists and their voters must feel today, and those warm, moist feelings aren’t happy tears being cried by rainbow-farting unicorns.

Oh, the past couple of weeks have been banner weeks for the democrat party as they have carefully taken aim at their own feet and let loose with both barrels. They couldn’t have done more damage to themselves with a Bic lighter on the Hindenburg, or with a can opener on the Titanic. Team Trump should be working 24/7 just putting together campaign videos featuring the democrat party’s circular firing squad.

Honestly, I have never seen a political party implode like this before, and it is pretty damned entertaining. If it wasn’t for self-inflicted bad luck, the democrats wouldn’t have any luck at all.

Let’s just take the last couple of weeks as an example…

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Mr. Biden, It’s Time For Your Pudding

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“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

That is one of the most well-known sentences from arguably THE most famous document ever written. With those words, Thomas Jefferson ushered into being the greatest nation on Earth, and those words have echoed throughout the world to this day.

That document, our Declaration of Independence, and those words should be known by all Americans, and until recently, were taught in our schools.

In fact, anyone over the age of 35 is, or should be as familiar with that sentence as they are with their own names…

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The Best Reason Yet to Vote For Trump

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Over the past 5 years, we’ve heard and seen all sorts of histrionic behavior from the liberal/socialist left regarding Donald Trump, first as a candidate, and since his election.

The collective panty-wadding has been obnoxious, violent, silly, diametrically opposed to the pretend mantra of liberal tolerance, and in some cases, quite entertaining.

There were the safe space liberals who curled up in the fetal position on college campuses with their coloring books, Crayons, bottles of bubbles and their therapy puppies, but sadly, the supply chain for such items ran out when other like-minded socialists refused to continue to use their money for the collective good, and the puppies ran away.

Those were good times.

ANTIFA, which employed Nazi tactics in their effort to label Trump, and Trump supporters as Nazis ran out of steam for the most part when the socialist bus fuel pool also ran out of the support of other people’s money.

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Biden Being Biden

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Being Joe Biden apparently means being in your own realm of not so real reality most of the time. He often has no idea where he is, as several times he says he’s glad to be in a particular city when he’s not even in that city’s particular state.

Being Biden also apparently means telling what sure seem to be fabricated stories from his own past. Stories like wrapping a length of chain around one arm and confronting a known gang thug named “Corn Pop.”

Then there was that other swimming pool story from Biden’s younger days when he claims little black kids at the pool liked to stroke the long blonde hair…on his legs…and how much he enjoyed that.

Being Biden must be relatively easy, not having to keep track of your whereabouts, making up tall tales from your youth, sniffing the hair of women and young girls, getting handsy like any other creepy old uncle, and occasionally insulting the very people you’re hoping will eventually vote for you.

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Free Vaseline and Other Empty Promises

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Russian collusion is over.

The Mueller report is over.

The Trump/Zelensky phone call with its quid pro quo, it’s extortion, and its bribery along with its “abuse of power,” and its “obstruction of congress” is over.

And impeachment is over too.

All of those things ended with liberals wadding up their collective panties, and with President Trump standing tall, still in the White House, and still their president, but all of those things had one thing in common…

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The Real Reason Impeachment Failed

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Ronald Reagan once said, “It isn’t so much that liberals are ignorant. It’s just that they know so many things that aren’t so.”

There can be no greater affirmation of the spot-on truth of that statement than the liberal’s reaction to the Trump presidency. Liberals have lifted knowing things that aren’t so to an art form over the past four years, and there is no sign of that particular mental affliction abating any time soon.

While the impeachment will live forever as a glaring example of liberal’s knowing so much that isn’t so, Trump Derangement Syndrome amongst liberals infected their ideology much, much earlier than that. To really understand the depth of the liberal pandemic, we can trace its origins to the day Donald Trump became the Republican nominee, and to be fair, even before that.

In the run-up to the nomination, during the primary season of 2016, Bill Maher asked his panel which of the candidates stood the best chance of winning the general election. Ann Coulter responded…

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Overhyping the Underwhelming

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Outside of impeachment, of which I think the inhabitants of entire planet is growing tired, not to mention the inhabitants of all other planets in the known universe, there have been two other stories in the news that have captivated the headlines.

Now before I get into those other stories, allow me to quickly clear something up for skeptics, there are inhabitants on other planets scattered about the known universe, there must be or otherwise, why would there be a Miss Universe pageant every year?

Sure, Earth wins it every year, but that’s not really our fault. For those who insist that we are alone in the universe, I would challenge you to start your own, Miss Holier-Than-Thou pageant where the entries are as limited as your minds.

Okay, that said, allow me to get into the nuts and bolts of the only stories outside of impeachment that everyone seems to care about, and frankly, few should.

BREAKING NEWS…

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Of Super Bowls and Stripper Poles

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Oh…my…GAWD…the Super Bowl halftime show was DISGUSTING. A display of crotches, crotch grabbing, stripper poles and certainly not fit for CHILDREN.

OH THE HUMANITY!!!

It was disgraceful.

Not family oriented.

IT WAS…PORNOGRAPHIC!!!

Seriously…enough. I mean really, that’s quite enough.

To be honest, the outcry, and outrage being posted about social media has been ridiculous, and from the people posting the collective meltdown…

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The Soleimani Strike in Proper Perspective

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

So, President Trump gave the order to take out Qasem Soleimani early last Friday morning, U.S. time upon Soleimani’s arrival at Baghdad international Airport.

That strike was well coordinated and precipitated by intel gathered by our intel services, in concert with other intel agencies in other parts of the world. While some of those other agencies have been named, some have not, and for the sake of national security, ours and theirs, I will not reveal the specifics of them.

A simple mazel tov will suffice.

That said, a lot has been said regarding the Soleimani strike by liberals in congress, their propaganda wing, the mainstream media, by liberal celebrities whose heads are firmly planted in their socialist collective fannies, and by Republicans.

Naturally, only the Republicans are getting it right, and that should come as no great surprise.

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The Dog and Pony Show Defined

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

I’m not sure whether anyone’s heard of this, but there’s an impeachment taking place in our Nation’s Capital.

It seems, as best that I can tell, that the democrats don’t particularly care for President Donald Trump, ostensibly because he defeated their anointed candidate in 2016, and has gone on to actually Make America Great Again.

Democrats don’t seem to like a great America and there are two rather obvious clues that go toward proving that. First, they spent 8 years trying to fundamentally transform America, and second, there are exactly 6 more American flags displayed on the surface of the Moon than there have been displayed on the stage of all this election season’s democrat candidate debate stages.

For the record, Americans planted exactly 6 flags on the surface of the Moon, and democrats have planted nary a one on any debate stage.

That said…

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