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Climate Change, Volcanoes and Liberal Virgins

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According to Nina Turner, a senior fellow at the progressive think tank Institute on Race, Power and Political Economy, obviously a place full of meteorologists and experts on the weather, “[Hurricane Ian] is a textbook example of climate change impacting people. Climate change isn’t political, it’s reality.”

Well, it’s a political reality, but I’m not sure this fellow, Nina, was leaning in that direction. That said, please do show us all the textbook to which she, or he refers, we’d love to see it unless it’s one of those new woke textbooks which are, in reality, propaganda leaflets.

The FACT regarding Ian, and other hurricanes is that there is NO scientific evidence that they are in any way driven by “human caused climate change.”

Naturally, I don’t think liberals will believe me, as I am not an expert in the field of weather, but at the same time, they won’t believe the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, (NOAA) and they ARE experts in the field of weather.

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Blind Faith, Climate Change and Facebook Evangelists

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The religion of “climate change” preaches that the world in its last gasp and that we have but 8, or 10, or perhaps 12 years left before the planet burns to a crisp unless we stop drilling for oil in our country, and simply import it from nations who don’t like us very much.

They also say that we can slow it down, or stop it by simply throwing other people’s money at it.

Obviously, that’s nonsense.

The global climate isn’t dependent on trillions of dollars of jacked up taxes. I can say that with a great deal of confidence because the global climate has been changing since our particular globe was invented, and long before the invention of taxes. A lack of taxation was not the cause of the extinction of the dinosaurs, and hiking up taxes didn’t cause either the advance or the receding of the ice ages.

The religion of climate change, just as with all religions is a man-made procedure based on unscientific or false conjecture to extract money, or power from the masses, and in the case of every religion outside of climate change, they were started as a way for ancient man to explain what ancient man simply could not understand.

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Earthquake in Wyoming – The Geyser, The Geezer And The RINO

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Wyoming is a wonderful state and it is home to wondrous things. In Wyoming you will find great expanses of prairies, impressive mountains like the Tetons, geologic wonders like Yellowstone National Park and the Devil’s Tower, a multitude of hot springs, wide open spaces and rivers and lakes galore.

Wyoming is also home to nearly 5,000 bison, roughly 320 wolves, 581,348 people, an old geyser that’s faithful, an old geezer named Dick and a RINO.

Last Tuesday night, the vast majority of Wyoming’s republican voters, which is comprised of 75 percent of the Wyoming population fired the RINO, ended the old geezer’s dynasty and sent a message throughout the land that there’s no place for the old political establishment that has been far too content with going along to get along with a party hell-bent on the destruction of American exceptionalism.

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Sending the Me Too Movement to Davey Jones’ Locker

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At last, our long national nightmare is over. On June 1st, 2022, the jury returned with a verdict in the case of Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard and Johnny Deep walked away the winner having been awarded what amounts to $13 million dollars in damages.

The trial lasted most of six weeks and featured the airing of more dirty laundry than a 3 day seminar on the effects of explosive diarrhea held in the party room of an all you can eat bean burrito buffet.

Before I get into the real nuts and bolts of this commentary, allow me to give you the most accurate descriptions I can provide of the two combatants in this case. Johnny Depp is perhaps THE most wildly creative, absurdly talented and quite possibly the ultimate chameleon in the history of cinema having produced out of thin air some of the most iconic characterizations ever seen on the big screen.

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The Downfall of the Ministry of Truth

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So, the Biden regime, under puppet master Barack Hussein Obama has thrown an incomplete Hail Mary in their desperate bid to continue to be the arbiter of truth via censorship and lies, as the “Ministry of Truth” has bid us an abrupt farewell.

And as goes the “Ministry of Truth” so too goes its Mary Poppins, Nina Jankowicz from the Department of insecurity. The rise and fall of this Orwellian thought police state was fast, but not fast enough to provide cover for the liberal Marxist party.

They say sunshine is the best disinfectant and the Biden puppet show along with the DHS got more sunshine than northern Alaska in late June. Unfortunately, it will take much more than sunshine to disinfect the swamp.

Let’s start with Jankowicz and the fact that she’s an abject moron.

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Take Your Chosen Pronouns and Buzz Off

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So,  it has come to light that in Wisconsin, in Kiel, Wisconsin to be specific, three middle school boys have been charged with sexual harassment. Those are serious charges but what on earth did they do?

Were they making comments regarding a good looking teacher? Did they touch someone inappropriately? What exactly happened?

Well, that’s exactly what the mother of one of the offenders wanted to know. What did Rosemary Rabidoux’s 13 year old son, Braden do to wind up being charged with sexual harassment?

It was explained to Rosemary, by the principal, that her son Braden had failed to address a student by that student’s…chosen pronoun.

OH THE HORROR!!

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The Great Pretenders

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A couple of weeks ago, it came to light that a couple of men had been pretending to be federal DHS agents since February of 2020.

Arian Taherzadeh, 40, and Haider Ali, both 35 years old and neither sporting an Irish name are said by the FBI to have used their false associations with the U.S. government “to ingratiate themselves with members of federal law enforcement and the defense community.”

According to the FBI an agency that has been too busy over the past couple of years investigating soccer moms as domestic terrorists now say that the two pretended to be members of the Department of Homeland Security, provided U.S. Secret Service members and a DHS employee with rent-free apartments, “iPhones, surveillance systems, a drone, a flat screen television, a case for storing an assault rifle, a generator, and law enforcement paraphernalia along with carrying  concealed firearms, DHS Investigations (HSI) “casefiles” marked “confidential,” and presented witnesses with a badges and other credentials to prove they were supposedly federal agents.

The revelation that a couple of potential REAL terrorists, although not rising to the level of danger posed by parents at school board meetings had been well-funded and pretending to be federal agents sent mainstream media yahoos into a frenzy of disbelief which forces me to ask…WHY?

Let’s see…

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A Tangled Web of Nincompoopery

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Certainly, we are not the first batch of people to live in strange times. Strange times have been around since time was invented. For instance, thousands of years before God calmed down after getting laid and having a son, he was supposedly pranking people by encouraging them to kill their sons, advocating eye gouging and the pulling of teeth, turning people into pillars of salt and drowning others with whom he disagreed. That was either the advent of social media censorship, or it was just plain strange.

In ancient Egypt, when you died, if you were deemed to be important enough, somebody pulled your brain out of your nose, covered you in some sort of gooey sap-like substance, dehumidified you to near dust levels, wrapped you up in strips of linen and left food in your tomb so that you could enjoy your afterlife to the fullest extent that anyone whose brain had been yanked through their nose possibly could..

People whose brains were yanked out through their noses in ancient times are called mummies, while people who go through that same process today are called democrats and they’re still voting but even by ancient Egyptian’s standards, that had to seem pretty strange.

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The Weather vs The War

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Just over a week ago, John “Lurch” Kerry found an open mic at the annual CERAWeek conference in Houston and proclaimed, “We’re already seeing climate refugees around the world. If you think migration has been a problem in Europe in the Syrian War or even from what we see now, wait until you see 100 million people for whom the entire food production capacity has collapsed.”

Oh, this is just too rich. You didn’t really think I could let this go without giving it the treatment, did you?

Lurch, the grand poohbah of bull poo and Biden’s U.S. special presidential envoy for climate, just can’t contain his contempt for the fact that there are bigger fish to fry than the weather. According to Lurch, nobody should be giving a flying rat’s ass about being on the verge of WW3, out of control inflation or gas prices creeping up faster than Biden creeps up to 12 year old girls for a good old fashioned hair sniffing – GODDAMIT – FOCUS ON THE FREAKIN’ WEATHER.

Before I dismantle his absurd remark, allow me to first point out the glaring problem with “climate change.”

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Super Sunday and Culture Shock

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In a departure from my regular beat of politics, this week I have decided to add my commentary to the topic of the Super Bowl.

Not that football, or other professional sports have been devoid of politics over the past half a dozen years, but on Sunday, February 13th, 2022, I watched my first pro football game in the past six years. To be clear, I have watched pro football since I as a kid and loved it right up to the point that politics became more important than the game I was watching. When over-paid elite athletes suddenly starting pissing and moaning about how oppressed they are, and started taking a knee during the National Anthem, I was done with them.

My Sunday afternoons, afternoons that were for decades devoted to watching game after game then became my time to go to channels higher up the dial in triple digits where I could always find Sunday afternoon old westerns or war movies. Sure, I seen all those movies countless times, but there was something about them that appealed to me more than multi-millionaires taking a knee.

Things are far different now than they were six years ago, and I was in for some culture shock.

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