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TV Ads, Oppressed Black People and Omelettes

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Recently, Dr. Phil did a show entitled, “Defunding the Police: A Failure or a Fallacy?,” and he did what he usually does…he tried to air both sides of the issue and give the people involved squishy treatment by agreeing with them…up to a point.

One of the people on that show was a fellow by the name of, Mychal Denzel Smith. Smith is a podcaster who is decidedly anti-police and told Dr. Phil and the audience that he doesn’t see any need FOR the police.

Naturally, Dr. Phil questioned Smith regarding that stance and Smith said, “When I say, ‘Oh I don’t believe that there’s a need for police,’ what I’m saying is that there has been so little investment in creating the conditions under which police would not be necessary.”

I have no idea what that means, but Smith wasn’t finished.

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Oh, The Wonders of Technology

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We can trace technology back to before there were humans. It doesn’t seem like much today, but back then, it was literally cutting edge. Pre-humans, maybe as far back as 3 million years ago developed the technology to make stone tools that they could use to cut, scrape and pound on things.

The fact that we find such ancient tools from time to time means that back then, you didn’t need to buy the extended warranty…they were built to last.

Evidence of burnt material can be found inside of caves used by Homoerectus as far back as 1.5 million years ago which tells us that pre-humans had developed the technology to start fires. That of course eventually led to the Neanderthal Lives Matter movement which was replete with arson and looting and general mayhem.

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San Fran Super Poopers and Drag Queens in Ecuador

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$1.7 million dollars.

California Assemblyman Matt Haney says he now considers the price of it “inexplicable.” Haney went on to say, “When Rec and Park first told us the number, it sounded shockingly high to me.”

He was talking about the planned public toilet, a single toilet in the Noe Valley, San Francisco Town Square where apparently, in lieu of having a loo, (loo being a British word for toilet, but actually derived from the French phrase ‘guardez l’eau’, which means ‘watch out for the water’) locals have been crapping and peeing in the streets for years.

The new single toilet is set to set back local taxpayers a whopping $1.7 million bucks.

Holy crap.

And it isn’t scheduled to be completed until 2025.

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Climate Change, Volcanoes and Liberal Virgins

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According to Nina Turner, a senior fellow at the progressive think tank Institute on Race, Power and Political Economy, obviously a place full of meteorologists and experts on the weather, “[Hurricane Ian] is a textbook example of climate change impacting people. Climate change isn’t political, it’s reality.”

Well, it’s a political reality, but I’m not sure this fellow, Nina, was leaning in that direction. That said, please do show us all the textbook to which she, or he refers, we’d love to see it unless it’s one of those new woke textbooks which are, in reality, propaganda leaflets.

The FACT regarding Ian, and other hurricanes is that there is NO scientific evidence that they are in any way driven by “human caused climate change.”

Naturally, I don’t think liberals will believe me, as I am not an expert in the field of weather, but at the same time, they won’t believe the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, (NOAA) and they ARE experts in the field of weather.

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Blind Faith, Climate Change and Facebook Evangelists

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The religion of “climate change” preaches that the world in its last gasp and that we have but 8, or 10, or perhaps 12 years left before the planet burns to a crisp unless we stop drilling for oil in our country, and simply import it from nations who don’t like us very much.

They also say that we can slow it down, or stop it by simply throwing other people’s money at it.

Obviously, that’s nonsense.

The global climate isn’t dependent on trillions of dollars of jacked up taxes. I can say that with a great deal of confidence because the global climate has been changing since our particular globe was invented, and long before the invention of taxes. A lack of taxation was not the cause of the extinction of the dinosaurs, and hiking up taxes didn’t cause either the advance or the receding of the ice ages.

The religion of climate change, just as with all religions is a man-made procedure based on unscientific or false conjecture to extract money, or power from the masses, and in the case of every religion outside of climate change, they were started as a way for ancient man to explain what ancient man simply could not understand.

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Earthquake in Wyoming – The Geyser, The Geezer And The RINO

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Wyoming is a wonderful state and it is home to wondrous things. In Wyoming you will find great expanses of prairies, impressive mountains like the Tetons, geologic wonders like Yellowstone National Park and the Devil’s Tower, a multitude of hot springs, wide open spaces and rivers and lakes galore.

Wyoming is also home to nearly 5,000 bison, roughly 320 wolves, 581,348 people, an old geyser that’s faithful, an old geezer named Dick and a RINO.

Last Tuesday night, the vast majority of Wyoming’s republican voters, which is comprised of 75 percent of the Wyoming population fired the RINO, ended the old geezer’s dynasty and sent a message throughout the land that there’s no place for the old political establishment that has been far too content with going along to get along with a party hell-bent on the destruction of American exceptionalism.

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Sending the Me Too Movement to Davey Jones’ Locker

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At last, our long national nightmare is over. On June 1st, 2022, the jury returned with a verdict in the case of Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard and Johnny Deep walked away the winner having been awarded what amounts to $13 million dollars in damages.

The trial lasted most of six weeks and featured the airing of more dirty laundry than a 3 day seminar on the effects of explosive diarrhea held in the party room of an all you can eat bean burrito buffet.

Before I get into the real nuts and bolts of this commentary, allow me to give you the most accurate descriptions I can provide of the two combatants in this case. Johnny Depp is perhaps THE most wildly creative, absurdly talented and quite possibly the ultimate chameleon in the history of cinema having produced out of thin air some of the most iconic characterizations ever seen on the big screen.

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The Downfall of the Ministry of Truth

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So, the Biden regime, under puppet master Barack Hussein Obama has thrown an incomplete Hail Mary in their desperate bid to continue to be the arbiter of truth via censorship and lies, as the “Ministry of Truth” has bid us an abrupt farewell.

And as goes the “Ministry of Truth” so too goes its Mary Poppins, Nina Jankowicz from the Department of insecurity. The rise and fall of this Orwellian thought police state was fast, but not fast enough to provide cover for the liberal Marxist party.

They say sunshine is the best disinfectant and the Biden puppet show along with the DHS got more sunshine than northern Alaska in late June. Unfortunately, it will take much more than sunshine to disinfect the swamp.

Let’s start with Jankowicz and the fact that she’s an abject moron.

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Take Your Chosen Pronouns and Buzz Off

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So,  it has come to light that in Wisconsin, in Kiel, Wisconsin to be specific, three middle school boys have been charged with sexual harassment. Those are serious charges but what on earth did they do?

Were they making comments regarding a good looking teacher? Did they touch someone inappropriately? What exactly happened?

Well, that’s exactly what the mother of one of the offenders wanted to know. What did Rosemary Rabidoux’s 13 year old son, Braden do to wind up being charged with sexual harassment?

It was explained to Rosemary, by the principal, that her son Braden had failed to address a student by that student’s…chosen pronoun.

OH THE HORROR!!

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The Great Pretenders

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A couple of weeks ago, it came to light that a couple of men had been pretending to be federal DHS agents since February of 2020.

Arian Taherzadeh, 40, and Haider Ali, both 35 years old and neither sporting an Irish name are said by the FBI to have used their false associations with the U.S. government “to ingratiate themselves with members of federal law enforcement and the defense community.”

According to the FBI an agency that has been too busy over the past couple of years investigating soccer moms as domestic terrorists now say that the two pretended to be members of the Department of Homeland Security, provided U.S. Secret Service members and a DHS employee with rent-free apartments, “iPhones, surveillance systems, a drone, a flat screen television, a case for storing an assault rifle, a generator, and law enforcement paraphernalia along with carrying  concealed firearms, DHS Investigations (HSI) “casefiles” marked “confidential,” and presented witnesses with a badges and other credentials to prove they were supposedly federal agents.

The revelation that a couple of potential REAL terrorists, although not rising to the level of danger posed by parents at school board meetings had been well-funded and pretending to be federal agents sent mainstream media yahoos into a frenzy of disbelief which forces me to ask…WHY?

Let’s see…

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