Where’s The Fire?

Posted on October 9, 2023 by Craig Andresen

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There’s never a Capitol Police Officer around when you really need one.

Take the Q-Anon Shaman, Jacob Chansley, as an example. When Shaman Chansley entered the U.S. Capitol on January 6^th, 2021, he was just wandering around trying to enter locked doors until a Capitol Police Officer happened upon him in the right place, at the right time. Shaman Chansley was then ushered about the Capitol by more than one Johnny-On-The-Spot Capitol cop until they, on his behalf, found unlocked doors thus allowing the Shaman to enter previously locked rooms.

On the other hand, we have U.S. Congressman, Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) who had no such luck. Congress Bowman, unlike the Shaman, could not have been more alone in his moment of need. Locked out of Capitol, or more specifically IN the Cannon Building next TO the Capitol, Bowman TRIED pulling on the door, to no avail. At that point, Bowman did the only thing a guy in such dire straits COULD do…he pulled the fire alarm.

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Diverting Attention From Joe’s Woes

Posted on October 1, 2023 by admin

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Regarding the 2024 election, Joe Biden really needs to step aside, but there are two problems with that. First, he’d be confused as to which side of the stage from which to exit, and second, while stepping aside, he’s likely to tip over.

Those two issues are, in a nutshell, the very reasons Joe needs to go. He’s feeble both mentally, and physically and the displays of his decline grow more glaring day by day.

It was announced by AXIOS last week, that Biden’s handlers are taking steps to minimize the chances that Joe will become a victim of gravity on a more consistent basis. AXIOS, a LIBERAL rag reports that Joe is wearing special shoes, to help with his balance, and is wearing sneakers more often to prevent him from slipping, and he’s also working with a physical therapist on his difficulties with walking.

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Racist Cars and Other Pinheaded Ideas

Posted on September 10, 2023 by Craig Andresen

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Did you know that owning a car makes you a racist?

It does, at least according to Pete Buttigieg. And where did Pete get that bit of information? He got it from a gaggle of 24 “leading experts” on transportation equity.

The next question, and rightly so would be just what in THE hell is “transportation equity?”

Well, apparently that’s the liberal notion that owning a car of your own means that you are the recipient of “white privilege” and thus, owning your own car is a clear and unmitigated example of “systemic racism” so…owning cars must be banned to…”protect the environment.”

Andrea Marpillero-Colomina, a member of the Advisory Committee on Transportation Equity says, “All cars are bad” and she has called for “zero emission transit.”

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Recruit Woke, Go Broke

Posted on August 27, 2023 by Craig Andresen

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So, according to the woke geniuses over at the pointy building with five corners, military recruits just aren’t smart enough to join our armed forces because they are having a tough time adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing.

The Pentagon (that’s the building with one more corner than a standard building for the benefit of future military recruits) says that in order to assist potential future military personal in passing the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, or ASVAB test, they will, in the near future be allowed to use a calculator.

According to somebody with a pointy head in the five cornered building, “The department is carefully considering the use of calculators for the ASVAB. We are taking a systematic approach, which will assess the impact of calculator use, and we are developing a way forward for calculator inclusion based on best practices in test development and psychometric theory.”

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UFO’s, The Bible, and A Pillar of Salt

Posted on August 13, 2023 by Craig Andresen

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You’re free to not believe that aliens from worlds other than our own exist, but how then do you explain Dennis Rodman?

Recently, I have been seeing social media posts declaring, unapologetically, that UFO’s and space aliens do not exist because of…you know…the Bible. I have been told, in no uncertain terms that such aliens do not exist because God would have had to have created them but he doesn’t mention them in the Bible.

So sayeth the holier-then-thous.

Is it true? Does the Bible NOT mention space aliens?

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A Delicate Explanation of Trans-Nonsense

Posted on June 11, 2023 by Craig Andresen

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Have you heard what’s now the grand plan regarding how they want to deal with illegal aliens in the sanctuary city of New York City? Mayor Eric Adams, last week, hatched a desperate scheme by which New Yorkers would encouraged to allow illegal alien families to live in their homes for which the citizens would be paid $125 dollars per month…per illegal alien.

That equates to roughly $3,750 dollars a month per illegal alien.

And by “families” one can suppose it means two Guatermellon men, one Mexican National man, some guy by the name of Mahmoud from Buttkrakistan, two kids they’ve never met before and four black dudes with balls wearing dresses and all going by the name “Rosita” because they’re tired of living in Harlem.

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The Potted Plant Gets a Doctorate

Posted on May 21, 2023 by Craig Andresen

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Given the current state of our nation’s asylums of higher indoctrination, it should come as no great surprise that they’re handing out dumbed-down diplomas like candy on Halloween, but dumbed-down doctorates?

One would think, or at least hope that doctorates would be reserved for the best and brightest, those few to whom 2+2 doesn’t equal 3 just because they want it too, and honorary doctorates should be going to those who have actually accomplished something grand in life.

Sadly, that’s just not the case

Recently, Joe Biden received an honorary doctorate from Howard University and before I tell you for what he was honored, allow me to provide just a speck of background on the Howard asylum of higher indoctrination. Howard is located in Washington DC, and is primarily an asylum of higher indoctrination which caters to black indoctrinees.

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Drunk On Woke, Bud Goes Broke

Posted on April 16, 2023 by Craig Andresen

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These days, one of the worst things you can do is to misgender someone. Doing so draws the wrath woke liberal idiots like nothing else. How DARE you, you god-awful bigot. You deserve to be CANCELLED, and perhaps assaulted should you have the unmitigated gall to venture into any public place.

To be clear…misgendering is the act of CORRECTLY mentioning some woke fool’s ACTUAL gender at birth.

To be even more clear regarding the subject of misgendering, there are men out there, who are pretending to be women and women pretending to be men who PRETEND to be offended when someone CORRECTLY identifies their true gender

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No Answers Expected, But I have Questions

Posted on March 19, 2023 by Craig Andresen

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As our country, and our culture devolves further into the abyss the more questions I have. I don’t really expect answers as most of the questions seem to be directed to abject idiots, but ask them I will.

For instance, a couple of weeks ago, Jill Biden and Tony Blinkin presented the “Women” of Courage award…on International Women’s Day…to a dude. Now I realize that liberals have a collective brain fart when it comes to defining the word “woman” but seriously, shouldn’t one of the main criteria for receiving a “women” of courage award be having made it through at least one period?

For that matter, shouldn’t a couple of the primary considerations for being in the running for that particular award be never in your life having a pair of attached balls or having garned the nickname “Testiculese” in gym class after getting nutted while playing dodge ball?

I’ll get back to the whole “trans” thing before I’m done, but here a few other things that make me ask questions of abject idiots…

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Biden’s Balloon-a-Palooza

Posted on February 20, 2023 by Craig Andresen

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According to China last week, they intend to “take measures against U.S. entities related to the downing of a suspected Chinese spy balloon off the American East Coast.” The Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Wang Wenbin gave no details and did not identify the targets of the measures.

For their part, China has said that the balloon in question was NOT a spy balloon, but a WEATHER balloon that got blown off course. They have NOT said what government department or company was responsible for it which is a pretty clear indication that it was not a weather balloon.

China also wants their “weather balloon” which clearly was not a weather balloon back and while that probably won’t happen, with Biden in charge…who knows?

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Where’s The Fire?

Diverting Attention From Joe’s Woes

Racist Cars and Other Pinheaded Ideas

Recruit Woke, Go Broke

UFO’s, The Bible, and A Pillar of Salt

The Potted Plant Gets a Doctorate

Biden’s Balloon-a-Palooza