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Common Sense and Politics – Don’t Fart in a Space Suit

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

com 1What this nation needs is some common damn sense.

Enough with the absurd liberal pandering and self-victimization propaganda. We’ve got people in the streets raising hell because the leaders they have chosen to follow SHOULD be in a MENTAL institution but AREN’T.

If you are a liberal…you are following the lead of the mentally disturbed.

Liberal intellectuals (self-proclaimed) are the worst. These are the people who would allow Jeffery Dahmer choose their restaurant for them and then sit around after dinner and slobber on endlessly about how good the finger food was.

There are some on the right that are just as bad.

I’m talking about the HTT Christian right. HTT…Holier Than Thou…who just can’t get themselves far ENOUGH to the right and believe that the ONLY way to save this country is to elect THE most HTT candidate they can find. The trouble is…no two HTT groups can settle on the same HTT candidate and they split the vote twelve ways from Sunday.

Here is their mindset in a nutshell…

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Obamacare + Amnesty = Grab Your Ankles

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

ankles 1Obamacare…meet amnesty.

Amnesty…meet Obamacare.

Americans…bend over and grab your ankles.

The two most atrocious signatures of the Obama regime are about to collide and the scene of the accident is not going to be pretty. To be clear, the Lame Ducktator would rather have you all focused on fabricated racism than this and that is exactly why I am about to expose it.

To fully understand this nightmare, we have to first delve into Obamacare.

Senator Tom Harkin, a liberal from Iowa and one of the co-authors OF Obamacare is about to be sent home for good. He lost his seat to Joni Ernst last month and make no mistake, Obamacare looms large in the decision of Iowa’s voters.

According to Harkin and regarding Obamacare…“We blew it. What we did is we muddled through and we got a system that is complex, convoluted, needs probably some corrections and still rewards the insurance companies extensively.”

Remember what one of the architects and close Obama advisers of and on Obamacare, John Gruber had to say about Obamacare: “It was written in a tortured way to make sure CBO did not score the mandate as taxes. If CBO scored the mandate as taxes, the bill dies. “

Now, connect the dots…

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Ferguson – Full of Crap-Flinging Monkeys

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

snark 1According to reports after Monday’s meeting of racists and race baiters at the Whitey House…

“Obama made a forceful pledge on Monday to use his last two years in office to address the “simmering distrust” between police and minority communities as he requested $263 million for the federal response to the civil rights upheaval triggered in Ferguson, Missouri.”

Well, FINALLY…a plan to throw taxpayer money at a completely fabricated issue. THAT’S just what we need and, dare I say, for a quarter of a billion dollars, no doubt borrowed from China, Obama should be able to take this from a “simmering distrust” to a FULL BOIL of seething hatred.

The local issue of Ferguson became the subject of a cabinet meeting on Monday and sitting in with the ilk of the regime were…Marc Morial, president of the National Urban League…Janet Murguía, president and CEO of the National Council of La (ILLEGAL aliens) Raza and…Al Sharpton – race baiter emeritus.

Yep…problem solved huh?

According to Sharpton…”WE ARE NOT LOOTERS…WE ARE LIBERATORS! WE ARE NOT BURNERS…WE ARE BUILDERS!!!”

Ummmmm…..

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Ferguson – Too Much PC…Not Enough Ranch Dressing

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By Craig Andresen and Diane Sori – RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS on cprworldwidemedia.com     

ranch 1We have always said that political correctness will get people killed and that political correctness will obscure the truth…and obscuring the truth is something RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS will NEVER do. And our newest case in point…the ‘ground zero’ known as Ferguson Missouri. Taking the old saying ‘boys will be boys’ to a heightened new level, the bussed-in, bought and paid for agitators prove that while you can take the boy out of the ghetto most times you CANNOT take the ghetto out of the boy.

Ferguson is on fire and that fire is now spreading into major cities from coast to coast. Feeding upon the frenzy of those who will loot, steal, and riot at the drop of a hat, the newest excuse de-jour is that their actions are based upon the fact that they simply did NOT like that a now proven innocent police officer will NOT be charged in the justifiable shooting death of one of their own…a thug solely responsible for his own demise.

Burning to the ground black owned businesses along with businesses that employed blacks is the epitome of stupidity, because they are destroying the economic life-blood of their own community. The profound ingenuity of the ‘marauding morons’ can be seen in their targets during the early hours of the rioting. These ‘geniuses’ burned to the ground Ferguson’s O’Reilly Auto Parts store and the Auto Zone…now one has to wonder wherever will they find parts to repair the ‘rides’ they carjacked after the verdict was announced.

Furthermore…

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Obamacare – Uber Truths About Utter Lies

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

gruber 4So just who in THE hell IS Jonathan Gruber anyway?

I mean…other than the guy who has exposed liberals, democrats and socialists as being stupid American voters. At least in that respect, Uber Gruber is spot on in his assessment but who IS this guy?

Well…he has a degree in economics from MIT…we know that much and…I’m reasonably sure if you ask ensconced and elected liberals he has explosive diarrhea of the mouth as it seems, he has a penchant for telling the TRUTH…at THE most Inappropriate of times…an anathema for any liberal.

What seems to make Uber Gruber giddy is that he knows that he is eminently smarter than any liberal voter out there…on the street or in congress. He wallows about in his narcissism, marinating in it and while it doesn’t really take that much intelligence to back the claim…an I.Q. equal to the pot in which a houseplant resides would fill the bill…Gruber’s ability to fool Conservatives has now been proven to fall light years short of the mark.

Trust me liberals and socialists…

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Amnesty – A Dictator’s Criminal Enterprise

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

AMN 1We now have Uber Gruber on tape, not once, not twice but THREE times questioning the mental acuity of liberal/socialist voters…both the street variety and elected ilk, regarding Obamacare and one now has to wonder if the Lame Ducktator is also counting on liberal/socialist voter stupidity to sell his latest turd to the gullible.

Amnesty.

Just as these willfully knot-headed smarter-then-their-voter-base elitists have changed the name of “global warming” to “climate change” counting on liberals and socialists to be too stupid to realize all they’re talking about is THE WEATHER…they have also decided to call ILLEGAL ALIENS…”undocumented workers” and AMNESTY…”immigration reform.”

What should we expect from regressives who call THEMSELVES…”PROgressives?”

Anyway…

After the red tide rolled in on election night and blue became the decided MINORITY in both houses of our governmental body, the Lame Ducktator has had to ramp up his efforts regarding the rewarding of ILLEGALS for the breaking of our laws.

Yesterday, Obama’s insipid 10 point plan to bolster his voting base of stupid sheeple was made public and the rush by both elected and anointed lame brains to support the Executive Orders was amusing…amusing if one such as a Conservative, smart enough to employ the liberal bullcrap decoder ring came along to translate.

Please allow me…

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Liberals…Stupid to the Core Voter

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By Craig Andresen- The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

stup 1Ok liberals and socialists…you can’t say we didn’t try to tell you because…we DID tell you. We told you and told you and told you some more but, did you listen?

Nope.

Not only did you not listen…you said we were some

sort of special kind of terrorists for even bringing it up.

You called us every name in the book and even after all of that…we told you again.

Now we have the proof that we were right then and right now…the only way you could support Obamacare was if you were either a socialist or just plain stupid…we’ll leave the option up to you but…you’re one of the two.

For the proof of this we can now turn directly to one of the Obamacare architects…one Jonathan Gruber who, at a conference almost a month ago made the marketing plan of Obamacare clear to everyone.

What he said came as no surprise at all to Conservatives who had this all figured out way ahead of the game but should come as a slap upside the head to those who, to this day, continue to applaud Obamacare as the greatest thing ever.

YOU…are STUPID and the architects OF Obamacare, those who WROTE the damn thing…were COUNTING on it.

Here’s Gruber…

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Here’s Your Hat…Take a Hike!!

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

hat 1After Tuesday night’s election results handed the asshat occupying the oval office his ass AND his hat…somebody, some reporter, was bound to ask THE question…and leave it to the New York Times lapdogs to have an inside source there to ask it.

How does the Dictator feel after a second coat of shellac?

According to that reporter…

Obama is “IRRITATED” with the outcome of the election but…“He doesn’t feel repudiated.”

I guarantee you that had the liberals and socialists held the senate, had they held the governorships of several key states including Illinoisistan, the ninny would have claimed vindication so clearly, perhaps more clearly now than ever before, he is delusional…unable to recognize reality…and therefore, unfit to further occupy the office.

“He doesn’t feel repudiated???”

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Liberals Have the MAD COW Over Ebola

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COW 1It was bound to happen.

Sooner or later, the proof that liberals suffer from mad cow disease would surface and, now we have it.

Ebola.

On Friday, the Dictator did what any left thinking ass hat would do to ease people’s undue panic over Ebola.

He named an EBOLA CZAR because, as everybody is aware, Czars have a long history of fixing things.

So…who IS our czar savior from the rampaging wild Ebolas?

Why…it’s none other than the FIRST person anybody would THINK of for such an important position. It’s the name that virtually LEAPS to mind when our health is at risk.

Ron Klain of course.

Ron Klain…oh come on…KLAIN…RON KLAIN!!!

I know what you’re wondering. Just who in THE hell is RON…FRIGGIN’ KLAIN??? He’s an…ummmmm…attorney. Naturally…but not just ANY garden variety ambulance chaser…oh NO…THIS Ron Klain used to be the chief of staff for…

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Real Conservatives…Real Issues

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A Conversation Between Craig and Diane

REAL 1By: Craig Andresen and Diane Sori (RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS)

Craig: I think it’s time we have a conversation about the election coming up on November 4th. I’m seeing a lot of stuff in social media that has nothing to do with the election and it’s starting to concern me that people are getting apathetic and won’t go out to vote.

Diane: Yeah Craig, I know what you mean…apathy just like in 2012…and we all know how that turned out now don’t we.

Craig: It seems a lot different now in 2014 than in the last midterm in 2010. In 2010 everybody on our side was on the same page, we showed up at the polls in record  numbers for a midterm, and we voted on the politics and policies of Obamacare.

Diane: ObamaCare…the anything but healthcare we were promised…lie after lie being shoved down our throats by those who didn’t even bother to read it before they voted on it.

Craig: It seems to me that we only have a couple of weeks left to get our side motivated and focused on the real issues. If we can do that we can turn this midterm into the 2010 midterm part 2.

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