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Ferguson – Too Much PC…Not Enough Ranch Dressing

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By Craig Andresen and Diane Sori – RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS on cprworldwidemedia.com     

ranch 1We have always said that political correctness will get people killed and that political correctness will obscure the truth…and obscuring the truth is something RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS will NEVER do. And our newest case in point…the ‘ground zero’ known as Ferguson Missouri. Taking the old saying ‘boys will be boys’ to a heightened new level, the bussed-in, bought and paid for agitators prove that while you can take the boy out of the ghetto most times you CANNOT take the ghetto out of the boy.

Ferguson is on fire and that fire is now spreading into major cities from coast to coast. Feeding upon the frenzy of those who will loot, steal, and riot at the drop of a hat, the newest excuse de-jour is that their actions are based upon the fact that they simply did NOT like that a now proven innocent police officer will NOT be charged in the justifiable shooting death of one of their own…a thug solely responsible for his own demise.

Burning to the ground black owned businesses along with businesses that employed blacks is the epitome of stupidity, because they are destroying the economic life-blood of their own community. The profound ingenuity of the ‘marauding morons’ can be seen in their targets during the early hours of the rioting. These ‘geniuses’ burned to the ground Ferguson’s O’Reilly Auto Parts store and the Auto Zone…now one has to wonder wherever will they find parts to repair the ‘rides’ they carjacked after the verdict was announced.

Furthermore…

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Obamacare – Uber Truths About Utter Lies

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

gruber 4So just who in THE hell IS Jonathan Gruber anyway?

I mean…other than the guy who has exposed liberals, democrats and socialists as being stupid American voters. At least in that respect, Uber Gruber is spot on in his assessment but who IS this guy?

Well…he has a degree in economics from MIT…we know that much and…I’m reasonably sure if you ask ensconced and elected liberals he has explosive diarrhea of the mouth as it seems, he has a penchant for telling the TRUTH…at THE most Inappropriate of times…an anathema for any liberal.

What seems to make Uber Gruber giddy is that he knows that he is eminently smarter than any liberal voter out there…on the street or in congress. He wallows about in his narcissism, marinating in it and while it doesn’t really take that much intelligence to back the claim…an I.Q. equal to the pot in which a houseplant resides would fill the bill…Gruber’s ability to fool Conservatives has now been proven to fall light years short of the mark.

Trust me liberals and socialists…

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Amnesty – A Dictator’s Criminal Enterprise

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

AMN 1We now have Uber Gruber on tape, not once, not twice but THREE times questioning the mental acuity of liberal/socialist voters…both the street variety and elected ilk, regarding Obamacare and one now has to wonder if the Lame Ducktator is also counting on liberal/socialist voter stupidity to sell his latest turd to the gullible.

Amnesty.

Just as these willfully knot-headed smarter-then-their-voter-base elitists have changed the name of “global warming” to “climate change” counting on liberals and socialists to be too stupid to realize all they’re talking about is THE WEATHER…they have also decided to call ILLEGAL ALIENS…”undocumented workers” and AMNESTY…”immigration reform.”

What should we expect from regressives who call THEMSELVES…”PROgressives?”

Anyway…

After the red tide rolled in on election night and blue became the decided MINORITY in both houses of our governmental body, the Lame Ducktator has had to ramp up his efforts regarding the rewarding of ILLEGALS for the breaking of our laws.

Yesterday, Obama’s insipid 10 point plan to bolster his voting base of stupid sheeple was made public and the rush by both elected and anointed lame brains to support the Executive Orders was amusing…amusing if one such as a Conservative, smart enough to employ the liberal bullcrap decoder ring came along to translate.

Please allow me…

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Liberals…Stupid to the Core Voter

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By Craig Andresen- The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

stup 1Ok liberals and socialists…you can’t say we didn’t try to tell you because…we DID tell you. We told you and told you and told you some more but, did you listen?

Nope.

Not only did you not listen…you said we were some

sort of special kind of terrorists for even bringing it up.

You called us every name in the book and even after all of that…we told you again.

Now we have the proof that we were right then and right now…the only way you could support Obamacare was if you were either a socialist or just plain stupid…we’ll leave the option up to you but…you’re one of the two.

For the proof of this we can now turn directly to one of the Obamacare architects…one Jonathan Gruber who, at a conference almost a month ago made the marketing plan of Obamacare clear to everyone.

What he said came as no surprise at all to Conservatives who had this all figured out way ahead of the game but should come as a slap upside the head to those who, to this day, continue to applaud Obamacare as the greatest thing ever.

YOU…are STUPID and the architects OF Obamacare, those who WROTE the damn thing…were COUNTING on it.

Here’s Gruber…

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Here’s Your Hat…Take a Hike!!

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

hat 1After Tuesday night’s election results handed the asshat occupying the oval office his ass AND his hat…somebody, some reporter, was bound to ask THE question…and leave it to the New York Times lapdogs to have an inside source there to ask it.

How does the Dictator feel after a second coat of shellac?

According to that reporter…

Obama is “IRRITATED” with the outcome of the election but…“He doesn’t feel repudiated.”

I guarantee you that had the liberals and socialists held the senate, had they held the governorships of several key states including Illinoisistan, the ninny would have claimed vindication so clearly, perhaps more clearly now than ever before, he is delusional…unable to recognize reality…and therefore, unfit to further occupy the office.

“He doesn’t feel repudiated???”

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Liberals Have the MAD COW Over Ebola

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COW 1It was bound to happen.

Sooner or later, the proof that liberals suffer from mad cow disease would surface and, now we have it.

Ebola.

On Friday, the Dictator did what any left thinking ass hat would do to ease people’s undue panic over Ebola.

He named an EBOLA CZAR because, as everybody is aware, Czars have a long history of fixing things.

So…who IS our czar savior from the rampaging wild Ebolas?

Why…it’s none other than the FIRST person anybody would THINK of for such an important position. It’s the name that virtually LEAPS to mind when our health is at risk.

Ron Klain of course.

Ron Klain…oh come on…KLAIN…RON KLAIN!!!

I know what you’re wondering. Just who in THE hell is RON…FRIGGIN’ KLAIN??? He’s an…ummmmm…attorney. Naturally…but not just ANY garden variety ambulance chaser…oh NO…THIS Ron Klain used to be the chief of staff for…

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Real Conservatives…Real Issues

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A Conversation Between Craig and Diane

REAL 1By: Craig Andresen and Diane Sori (RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS)

Craig: I think it’s time we have a conversation about the election coming up on November 4th. I’m seeing a lot of stuff in social media that has nothing to do with the election and it’s starting to concern me that people are getting apathetic and won’t go out to vote.

Diane: Yeah Craig, I know what you mean…apathy just like in 2012…and we all know how that turned out now don’t we.

Craig: It seems a lot different now in 2014 than in the last midterm in 2010. In 2010 everybody on our side was on the same page, we showed up at the polls in record  numbers for a midterm, and we voted on the politics and policies of Obamacare.

Diane: ObamaCare…the anything but healthcare we were promised…lie after lie being shoved down our throats by those who didn’t even bother to read it before they voted on it.

Craig: It seems to me that we only have a couple of weeks left to get our side motivated and focused on the real issues. If we can do that we can turn this midterm into the 2010 midterm part 2.

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Weekend Edition: Focus People…FOCUS!!!

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tnp eagleSeriously, are we that easily distracted?

We have an election in 3 week’s time. It may well be THE most important midterm election of our lifetimes and rather than paying a lick of attention to the things that really matter…far too many are being distracted by…

OH LOOK…A SHINY NEW BALL!!!!!!

A couple of days ago, Lala Land airhead Gwyneth Paltrow makes some oozy, schmoozy comments about the Dictator and yesterday…social media was CHOKED with the crap.

WHO GIVES A RAT’S ASS WHAT PALTROW SAYS OR DOES???

Last Wednesday, an off duty cop shot and killed some upstanding 18 year old in St. Louis and the streets of Ferguson LIT UP with BURNING AMERICAN FLAGS and once again, social media was clogged up tighter than eco-toilet at a democrat national convention.

WHO REALLY GIVES A CRAP? The punk had a rap sheet, an ankle monitor and, according to his cousin, a sandwich.

Cops recovered the 9mm stole sandwich which this piece of garbage was pointing and firing at the off duty cop from the scene.

3 weeks people. That’s all we have left is 3 weeks and if you’re not paying more attention to the midterm election in your state than you are to each and every shiny ball rolled across the floor by liberals than YOU are part of the PROBLEM when you SHOULD be a part of the SOLUTION!!!

OH MY GOD…

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The Epidemic of Liberalism and TYPHOID WHO???

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pan 1Oh, for God’s sake…

KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY would ya? The wild Ebolas are not going to stampede through your town or neighborhood and get you.

Don’t get me wrong…there are precautions you should take to minimize any chance that you could be blindsided by a marauding Ebola and primarily among them is this carefully guarded bit of advice…

If you’re out and about, running errands or doing your daily business and you happen upon a puddle of someone’s bodily fluids…don’t…and I repeat…DO NOT frolic about in it….especially if it is a fresh puddle as the Ebola virus will only live for a matter of a quarter of a day or so in such conditions.

That, as I said, is the primary precaution one should take to avoid being attacked by a wild Ebola but there is one other very important and necessary precaution one should employ…

DO NOT WALLOW ABOUT IN LIBERAL BULLSHIT as THAT is a definitive carrier of the virus.

Good grief people…get a grip.

You want to worry about an epidemic? Worry about the epidemic of LIBERALISM which has been characterized by some as a MENTAL DISORDER. I however, see it differently. To ME…LIBERALISM is more like a brain eating amoeba and unlike the wild Ebola, liberalism is airborne.

Every time one of the infected opens its mouth, there’s a chance of it spreading and while you may THINK you’re immune to LIBERALISM, even a slight case can be deadly.

By spreading LIBERAL BULLSHIT across social media in regards to Ebola, you are, in fact, spreading LIBERALISM.

Here’s how it all works…

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Voter Fraud…It’s On Your Ballot!!!

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melo 1About a week ago, master race baiter Al…not so Sharpton, attended a ‘Voting Rights’ rally in Cincinnati Ohio where he embraced one Melowese Richardson.

You remember Melowese…don’t you?

Melowese Richardson is the woman from Ohio who, nearly 2 years  ago, voted.

She voted and she voted.

Then she voted again…and again.

Melowese Richardson then voted some more.

By the time she was done, she had voted at least six times, for Obama, in the same election.

Oh, I know there’s no voter fraud because Holder and Obama, Sharpton and Jackson along with numerous other liberals and socialists have told us that there is no voter fraud taking place and that’s why we don’t need any voter ID laws.

Liberals and socialists say that you and I…Conservatives…are just making this crap up because we’re racists who don’t want black people to vote.

Never mind that ol’ Melowese admitted to it. WE’RE just making THAT up too I suppose but let’s allow Melowese to tell HER side of the story…

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