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Weekend Edition: Can We PLEASE Focus???

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots oncprworldwidemedia.net

tnp eagleI have to tell you that there are just some things I don’t give a rat’s ass about. Not in the least…not at all…because in the grand scheme of things and with the world in the shape it’s in right now…certain things just don’t really matter.

For instance…

I don’t give a crap who wore what to the Oscars. For that matter, I don’t give a crap who DIDN’T wear what to the Oscars and if you think there is some overwhelming reason to continue to post and share photos of Neil Patrick Harris in his tighty-whiteys…you are sadly mistaken.

I don’t care who sang what during halftime and I don’t care how Madonna’s dancers were dressed at a Brit Awards show. When people launch into that line of ‘THE WORLD IS ENDING…ILLUMINATI…SIGNS OF THE APOCOLYPSE AND THE DEVIL’S MUSIC’ crap…it makes reasonable people think you’re on the verge of organizing a book burning party on an overpass to prove that you are somehow more virtuous than the rest of humanity.

I don’t care who’s sleeping with whom or who is getting married to whom. If you don’t think that people of the same sex should sleep with each other or get married to one another than by all means…don’t sleep with or marry someone with the same parts as your own.

Problem solved.

Colorado and Washington made it legal to smoke pot for fun. Okay…since I don’t smoke pot or live in Washington or Colorado…why should I care. They both voted on it at the state level…it passed in both states…big deal.

Abortion?

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MAYBE WHAT ISIS NEEDS…IS AN ENEMA!!!

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

HARF 1You didn’t really think I was going to let this pass did you?

According to Marie Harf and in regard to how to stop ISIS…

“We’re killing a lot of them and we’re going to keep killing more of them. So are the Egyptians, so are the Jordanians. They’re in this fight with us. But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war. We need in the medium to longer term to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups, whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs…”

We cannot kill our way out of this war???

Seriously???

According to Harf…an Obama regime mouthpiece of extreme vapidity…we need to identify the…what was it she called it again? Oh yes…the ROOT CAUSES that leads people to join these groups…whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs…”We can work with countries around the world to help improve their governance. We can help them build their economies so they can have job opportunities for these people…”

Well, I must admit…the notion that we can stop ISIS, al-Qaeda, Boko Haram, the Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Taliban and any number of other barbaric Islamist factions with a JOBS FAIR has never occurred to me.

How about YOU?

They’re all pissed and killing everybody via burning them to death, beheading them, crucifying them, stoning them and whatever else 7th century barbarians do to end human life because…

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Brady’s Balls Pale by Comparison

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

top 1Okay…I was out for a few days last week and am slowly regaining the strength necessary to take on ass hats as a matter of daily routine but I feel the need to tie up a few loose ends so…let me just see if I have this all straight in my head.

ISIS is still beheading anybody who doesn’t take up with them and massacring all who hold to any ACTUAL RELIGION over their pedophile prophet’s ideology of hate and genocide. This week, they burned a man alive and broadcast it.

Is that about correct?

Iran is still in the process of becoming he first 7th century barbaric country on earth to have THE most deadly 21st century weapon and a delivery system capable of reaching halfway around the globe…the nuke and the ICBM and now, more than a dozen petulant 6 year old liberal members of congress say they will NOT be in the chamber when Netanyahu speaks in March.

Is THAT about correct?

Obama, who WON’T meet with Netanyahu because protocol says it’s too close to the Israeli election IS sending a five person staff, including HIS 2012 field campaign manager, Jeremy Bird, to Israel to…run the anti-Netahyahu campaign run the campaign “out of offices taking up the ground floor of a Tel Aviv office building,” according to Haaretz reporter Roi Arad because…that DOESN’T break protocol.

Do I have THAT about right?

And…

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Weekend Edition: Obama’s SOTU?? STFU!!!

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

sn 1Ok.

I was going to try my damnedest NOT to go all ‘snark-fest’ on Obama’s SOTU. I even wrote a very serious review of all the jobs killing tax crap in it last week but seriously…who am I kidding?

That speech had a “KICK ME” sign on its back that could be seen from SPACE!!!

Snark cannon locked and loaded…

Ready…

Aim…

FIRE!!!!!!!

First…the Keystone XL Pipeline. The Dictator doesn’t want it and said he will veto any bill authorizing it.

Why? Because we don’t WANT oil from our FRIENDS in Canada. WE only want to get oil from countries THAT WANT TO KILL US!!! Makes all the sense in the world and we certainly don’t need the 42,000 jobs a pipeline like that would create do we? NOOOOOOOOO…

And liberals…don’t regale me with all that crap that I’m making that number up either because I’M not the one who came UP with it…

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The March in Paris Was Better Without Obama Anyway

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

jarr 1Well, well, well…

It seems the mosque on the hill has sent their Imam out to beat the media about the head and collective shoulders with a drop it and desist order.

Regime Imam Valerie Jarrett has been presented to the cameras to try and put an end to the “why didn’t you send someone to Paris for the Unity March last weekend” questions because the town liar, Josh (anything BUT) Earnest can’t weasel his Muslim boss out of this regardless of the lathe-like rate of spin he’s employed over the last few days.

According to the Imam:“I think as we saw, certainly we would have loved to participate in the parade, I remind you that Atty. Gen. Holder was in Paris for a very important meeting…I think we certainly got the substance right but it would have been great joy to participate in the parade, and we’re glad that Secretary Kerry is there now.”

So…turning your back on our oldest ally is…’getting the substance right?’

Only if you’re an Islamist.

Here’s the basis for the Imam’s appearance.

Last Sunday, in Paris, world leaders or their close counterparts met to stand against our regime’s ideology…Islam…in the wake of the terrorist attack and assassinations of members of the Charlie Hebdo staff and two police officers.

Glaringly absent from the courageous stand was one Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

Ever since…the lies from the white house have been coming at a fast and furious rate.

Speaking of Fast and Furious…

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Dear Congress…GROW A SET ALREADY!!!

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

balls 1Dear 114th Congress,

Today is your first day on the job as our new congress.

Congratulations.

We the People…you know, from the words of our founders and framers, have HIRED you to do the work OF We the People and we have a simple request…call it a job description if you will…and it is this…

GROW A SET ALREADY!!!!!

After six years of the Obama regime…enough is enough.

Our nation is a CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC not a BANANA REPUBLIC and it’s time that you…the people we hired…do something to restore the vision of those who declared our independence FROM a king and stop Obama in his tracks.

Let’s start with Obamacare shall we?

It’s nothing but a socialist’s wet dream. Defund it and eliminate it.

It was based on lies and deceit and relied on the stupidity of those who voted for it to pass into law and we all know who voted for it don’t we?

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Weekend Edition: Nobody Knows…The Troubles They’ve Seen…

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

The Obami…plural for more than one idiot…apparently are the victims of such overt racism it’s a wonder they can go on with their lives.rac 1

Oh…the humanity…

In a published by People magazine interview, they have recounted some of THE most horrific acts of racism perpetrated against them and we, as a nation, should be ASHAMED of our collective selves.

ASHAAAAAAAAAMED.

The interview, racistly printed in dirty black ink on crisp, clean white pages in the nation’s leading cultural investigative journal is so fraught man’s inhumanity toward man that it’s a wonder either of them hasn’t simply gone on to engage in a lifestyle of high crimes and misdemeanors…

Oh wait…never mind.

Trust me…when you hear what happened to the Obami…you will have a whole new understanding of why it was necessary to burn that Ferguson BITCH to da GROUND!!!

Liberals and liberal race baiters…sit down and hold onto something more substantial than your lies ‘cause THIS is about to get REAL…know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout?

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Common Sense and Politics – Don’t Fart in a Space Suit

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

com 1What this nation needs is some common damn sense.

Enough with the absurd liberal pandering and self-victimization propaganda. We’ve got people in the streets raising hell because the leaders they have chosen to follow SHOULD be in a MENTAL institution but AREN’T.

If you are a liberal…you are following the lead of the mentally disturbed.

Liberal intellectuals (self-proclaimed) are the worst. These are the people who would allow Jeffery Dahmer choose their restaurant for them and then sit around after dinner and slobber on endlessly about how good the finger food was.

There are some on the right that are just as bad.

I’m talking about the HTT Christian right. HTT…Holier Than Thou…who just can’t get themselves far ENOUGH to the right and believe that the ONLY way to save this country is to elect THE most HTT candidate they can find. The trouble is…no two HTT groups can settle on the same HTT candidate and they split the vote twelve ways from Sunday.

Here is their mindset in a nutshell…

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Obamacare + Amnesty = Grab Your Ankles

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

ankles 1Obamacare…meet amnesty.

Amnesty…meet Obamacare.

Americans…bend over and grab your ankles.

The two most atrocious signatures of the Obama regime are about to collide and the scene of the accident is not going to be pretty. To be clear, the Lame Ducktator would rather have you all focused on fabricated racism than this and that is exactly why I am about to expose it.

To fully understand this nightmare, we have to first delve into Obamacare.

Senator Tom Harkin, a liberal from Iowa and one of the co-authors OF Obamacare is about to be sent home for good. He lost his seat to Joni Ernst last month and make no mistake, Obamacare looms large in the decision of Iowa’s voters.

According to Harkin and regarding Obamacare…“We blew it. What we did is we muddled through and we got a system that is complex, convoluted, needs probably some corrections and still rewards the insurance companies extensively.”

Remember what one of the architects and close Obama advisers of and on Obamacare, John Gruber had to say about Obamacare: “It was written in a tortured way to make sure CBO did not score the mandate as taxes. If CBO scored the mandate as taxes, the bill dies. “

Now, connect the dots…

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Ferguson – Full of Crap-Flinging Monkeys

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

snark 1According to reports after Monday’s meeting of racists and race baiters at the Whitey House…

“Obama made a forceful pledge on Monday to use his last two years in office to address the “simmering distrust” between police and minority communities as he requested $263 million for the federal response to the civil rights upheaval triggered in Ferguson, Missouri.”

Well, FINALLY…a plan to throw taxpayer money at a completely fabricated issue. THAT’S just what we need and, dare I say, for a quarter of a billion dollars, no doubt borrowed from China, Obama should be able to take this from a “simmering distrust” to a FULL BOIL of seething hatred.

The local issue of Ferguson became the subject of a cabinet meeting on Monday and sitting in with the ilk of the regime were…Marc Morial, president of the National Urban League…Janet Murguía, president and CEO of the National Council of La (ILLEGAL aliens) Raza and…Al Sharpton – race baiter emeritus.

Yep…problem solved huh?

According to Sharpton…”WE ARE NOT LOOTERS…WE ARE LIBERATORS! WE ARE NOT BURNERS…WE ARE BUILDERS!!!”

Ummmmm…..

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