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My Dog’s ASS Could Have Made a Better Deal

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

stink 1According to Iran’s Ali Khamenei, the Ayatollah Ass-a-Hola…

“Our policies toward the arrogant government of the United States will not be changed at all. American policies are 180 degrees different from us.”

That…as the chants of “DEATH TO AMERICA” and “DEATH TO ISRAEL” continue to rise from the streets of Tehran and while 4 Americans remain as hostages inside that terrorist sponsoring nation’s borders. THAT…as Obama rushed off to the United Nations to have his treasonous “deal” sanctified by the very organization that did NOTHING when Iraq violated 17 resolutions in 12 years.

THAT, as Obama and his various minions try to SELL the “deal” to members of congress amid reports of 2 BACKDOOR deals engineered by the IAEA and IRAN to which congress is not being made privy.

And TO the words and chants emanating from the world’s butt-crack…John Kerry had THIS to say last week: “I don’t know how to interpret it at this point in time, except to take it at face value, that that’s his policy. But I do know that often comments are made publicly and things can evolve that are different.”

“If it is the policy, it’s very disturbing, it’s very troubling, and we’ll have to wait and see.”

Ummm…

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You Can’t Legislate Away Morons

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

stap 1It was the 4th of July and after drinking,, 22 year old Devon Staples of Calais Maine thought it would be…funny…if he placed a fireworks “mortar” tube on top of his head…dropped a round into it and lit the fuse.

According to his older brother, Cody, who said that friends apparently tried to dissuade him…“Devon was not the kind of person who would do something stupid. He was the kind of person who would pretend to do something stupid to make people laugh.”

It was the last thing Devon Staples ever did.

When the round ignited…it killed him instantly. Again, according to Cody Staples, who was just a few feet away…“There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there.”

We are not talking about some kid here. This was not some adolescent playing with fireworks sans adult supervision. This was a full grown idiot who should have known better but let’s get back to his brother, Cody, for a moment.

Cody Staples, 25 years old, is on record describing the event this way…

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Spokane NAACP President Going Incognegro

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

whi 1Have you seen the creepy-ass cracker in Spokane who is heading up the local chapter of the NAACP? I would just shake my head if it wasn’t par for the liberal course.

First…we had Elizabeth Warren pretending to be an American Indian…a Cherokee I believe it was, when in fact, the closest she has ever come is riding in a JEEP Cherokee.

Then…there’s Bruce Jenner who says HE’S a woman…people are tripping all over themselves to refer to him as SHE and ESPN is giving HIM an award for courage of all things. Look…I can PROVE that HE is not a SHE and I don’t even need a scientific genetic profile to do it…

Were HE…a SHE…than why has HIS speaker fee gone UP by 400% rather than DOWN to 78% of what it used to be before he went out and bought some boobs?

Next up on the down side…

Jeb Bush, Chris Christie and John Boehner ALL say that THEY are…

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At the TSA…Your Safety is Job NONE!!

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

tsa 1Well now…don’t we all just feel REAL safe when we go to the airport and board a flight to somewhere?

Over the past few days, we have learned that the TSA…the Transportation Safety Administration for technical identification purposes…Touchin’ Feelin’ and Squeezin’ for reality’s sake…has FAILED on 95% of airport security tests conducted by its parent bacterial infestation…the DHS…a governmental agency that has spent tens of BILLIONS of taxpayer dollars to accomplish what, exactly?

Oh, that’s right…according to the official congressional report…absolutely nothing.

And we should be surprised by the TSA’s failure in this regard?

Try sneaking too much shampoo onto your flight or get caught with something as dangerous as a nail clippers in your carry-on bag and YOU just might find yourself on the NO FLY list but…smuggle fake explosives, guns, ammo and other contraband  past airport screeners…

Excuse me sir…

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Cinco de Obama – Estúpido!!!

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

It seems to be high time that we, in this country, pay due respect to the Mexican Army…a fighting force like no other jose 1and the immense contributions they made to the allied effort to win WWII.

Yes… you did indeed read that opening line correctly…Mexico…MEXICO…was a key player in winning WWII.

Why…it seems like yesterday when, as a young lad, I was regaled with stories told by my dad and my uncle, both of whom fought for our nation during that world war, regarding the significant contributions made by the Mexicans.

In the Pacific…the Mexicans got involved in WWII when the Japanese bombed the hell out of Acapulco…sinking 2 cruise ships and setting an outdoor café afire.

Naturally…Mexico rebuilt their fleet and took off in hot pursuit of the Japanese.

There was the Battle of Midway where, had the Mexicans not been engaged in their afternoon siesta…they would have put up a tremendous fight…perhaps sinking a Japanese aircraft carrier or two but, regardless of their Midway midday nap…they did manage to rake out the sand along the beach before dinner.

And who could ever forget their presence in the Philippines where the Mexican Army of landscapers pruned the way through the dense jungle foliage for the Bataan Death March?

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Baltimore and Their Crap-Happy Looters

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

str 1Well, it’s about damn time.

With irrefutable evidence staring them in the face…maybe black America is starting to wake the hell up.

After all, statistics show that in 2013, there were 2491 black people murdered in the United States and that 2.245 OF those murders were at the hands of other BLACK people and while that stat simply shows murders…here’s something a little more poignant…in 2014…cops killed 414 white people but only 233 BLACK people and yet BLACK people, who comprise just 13% of the U.S. population, are responsible for 42% of all cop killings.

Yesterday, the streets of cities across our nation FILLED with protest marches…BLACK people…PROTESTING black on black violence.

In Atlanta…New York…Detroit…Dallas…Los Angeles…from sea to shining sea…BLACK people took a stand…a long awaited stand…a much NEEDED stand against black perpetrated violence.

Jesse was on the streets of Chicago leading the protests…Al was in Atlanta leading the way and Barack, from a golf course somewhere added HIS voice to the rising chorus of black leaders decrying black violence.

REALLY???

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Hillary’s Got a Whosits

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

vag 1So…Here’s the score…

The world is a damned mess. ISIS and various other terrorist ISLAMIC cults of ideology are wreaking havoc in the Middle East trying to build a caliphate and murdering any and all who don’t share their 7th century mindset.

Iran, a terrorist nation is on the verge of building nuclear weapons with which they will first bomb Israel, one of our greatest allies and then, turn on US.

Russia’s Putin, the statist, is expanding his influence in an attempt to rebuild the Russian Empire after Hillary pushed the “reset” button.

North Diarrhea is sending missile parts and technology to Iran.

Nations that don’t like us much are donating to Hillary’s foundation/slush fund.

Our Ambassador, Chris Stevens along with three others…Sean Smith, Glenn Doherty and Tyrone Woods are still dead…Hillary knows why but she isn’t talking and her defining statement on the topic which revolves around their murders and her treason is…”AT THIS POINT…WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE???”

Hillary, who has touted herself as…

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Hillary – Disciplined? Humble?? Responsible??? SERIOUSLY???

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

Over the weekend, the wife of Monica Lewinski’s former boyfriend announced her bid to hill 1become the next Muslim Brotherhood connected, gender neutral, heir apparent to the White House….a move that if successful, would make Bill the SECOND first spouse with a winky in his pants…possibly the third as we’ve never been completely sure of Eleanor Roosevelt.

Hillary Clinton has thrown her pant suit into the ring.

She’s a walking, stumbling, falling down scandal wrapped in deceit and treason.

Hillary was FIRED from the Watergate investigation of RICHARD NIXON for UNETHICAL behavior and LYING. In other words…HER actions were as bad or worse than NIXON’S were.

HILLARY CLINTON engineered the nuclear ‘deal’ with North Diarrhea and we all know how that worked out. She pressed the RESET button with Russia and Putin hasn’t been a problem since has he? Hillary was the overseer of the Benghazi disaster but…”At this point, what difference does it make???” And she says we need to EMPATHIZE with our ENEMIES to gain a better understanding of their positions.

I don’t know about you but I don’t WANT to understand why 7th century barbarians cut off people’s heads or burn them alive and I certainly don’t think showing EMPATHY for their acts in inhuman behavior is going to make things all better.

But…

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To Obama…Freedom is a Bigger Threat Than Iran

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

threat 1I think it’s time to put a few things regarding the Obama regime into perspective given recent events and while this will, no doubt, bring about the ire of liberals, they just can’t argue against the facts.

Let’s begin…

According to the Obama regime’s FEMA director, W. Craig Fugate, neither Cleveland and Tulsa counties in Oklahoma, ravaged by tornados just a couple of weeks ago, deserve federal tax dollars to assist individuals and businesses in rebuilding efforts.

Governor Mary Fallin is looking for other avenues to cope with the disasters that have devastated that region of the state including assistance from the U.S. Small Business Administration though she shouldn’t be holding her breath.

The nation should take note of this because, on the off chance YOUR town, homes or businesses get torn up due to a natural disaster doesn’t mean that you, under the Obama regime, have any right to taxpayer funded assistance.

Those applying for relief from FEMA must be considered a threat to Obama and his regime who have other plans for our taxpayer dollars.

Let’s move along…

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Liberals React to Religious Freedom…OMG!!!!!

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By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

“Is tolerance a two-way street or not? There’s a lot of talk about tolerance in this rfra 1country today having to do with people on the left. But here Indiana steps forward to protect the constitutional rights and privileges of freedom of religion for people of faith and families of faith in our state, and this avalanche of intolerance that has been poured on our state is just outrageous.”

Those are the words of Indiana’s Governor, Mike Pence, in the wake of liberal panty wadding over the recent passage and signing of that state’s Religious Freedom Restoration Act.

Doesn’t Pence realize that the TOLERANCE liberals are always whining about only extends to those who feel as they do…believe as they do and advocate the exact same things as they do?

In fact, there are few groups in this country less tolerant than liberals but to really understand this latest sense of false outrage by the left, one must examine the RFRA.

What we have here is not at all unique. In fact, 19 states have passed just such an Act of their own but that doesn’t even begin to cover it. Another 11 states have RFRA written into their state Constitutions.

Want more???

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