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Tampon Tim’s Friends in Low Places

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot – Commentary

It’s been a week since the great VP debate between J.D. Vance, and Tampon Tim and there are a few things which I believe need to be highlighted.

Given all the clap-trap, falderal, cow-cookies and outright lies spewed by liberals over the years regarding what Donald Trump said about “good people on both sides,” which has been completely debunked even by liberal “fact-checkers” because the spin put on it by the propagandist media had to rely on editing the comment taken out of context. Imagine, if you will, how the propagandists would have exploded had Trump said what Tampon Tim said last Tuesday night.

Timmy was asked about his flip-flopping position regarding banning assault weapons, which he previously opposed but now supports. Timmy launched into a long-winded response, but that bloviation began with these words – “Yeah. I sat in that office with those Sandy Hook parents. I’ve become friends with school shooters. I’ve seen it.”

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The Secret Service Dumpster Fire

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Let me start with this. No, I do not believe that the attempt on the life of President Trump was some “deep state” plot to take out the next President of the United States. There was no grassy knoll. There was no second shooter.

The little turd that tried to Kill President Trump wasn’t taken out to keep him from talking, and that little turd did NOT out-smart the United States Secret Service.

The Secret Service out-dumbed the little turd.

Not everything is some wild, unprovable conspiracy theory, and if you think this is, you need a check up from the neck up. Our side of the political isle doesn’t trust anything they are told, and to some extent that’s understandable, but seriously…do some research. The same people that are claiming “crisis actors” every time there’s a mass shooting, or that we were all going to be locked up in empty WalMarts and now spreading nonsense about what happened at the Trump rally in Butler, Pennsylvania.

For the love of GAWD, I’ve never even SEEN an empty WalMart.

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A Potted Plant and the Pot It’s Planted In

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot – Commentary

To say that the situation at the world’s most expensive, and well-guarded assisted care living facility, the one at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., is deteriorating rapidly would be akin to saying the bad news is that the Titanic hit a speed bump, but the good news is that there’s now plenty of ice available on the promenade deck, or that the Hindenburg now has a smoking section.

The excuses for Joe Biden’s piss-poor debate performance were flying like wounded ducks. We were told that he had a cold. Uh-huh. One would think that if Joe had the sniffles, they would have said something BEFORE the debate, but BEFORE the debate, they told us he would show the world just how sharp he really was.

Then, a week later, we were told he had a cold AND jet-lag. Uh-huh. Jet-lag from WHAT, exactly? He had been under wraps for 10 days getting prepped FOR the debate, and hadn’t been anywhere but Camp David since coming home from an overseas flight…12 days before the debate…and I’m pretty damned sure there’s a bed on Air Force One.

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The Incapable, Incompetent Incumbent

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot – Commentary

The DNC and a willing propagandist media set the bar so low for Joe Biden at the June 27th debate that there shouldn’t have been any way for Joe not to clear it, but this is Joe Biden we’re talking about.

That debate was in a friendly arena, CNN, and hosted by two anti-Trump moderators, Jake Tapper, and Dana Bash. There was no audience, and mics had mute switches so that Trump would not be able to interrupt.

The rules were all slanted so as to provide Joe Biden with the most comfortable setting possible, and against Donald Trump. It was three against one and yet…this IS Joe Biden we’re talking about here.

Donald Trump spent each and every day leading up to that debate on the campaign trail, holding rallies, doing interviews, meeting people, and criss-crossing the country.

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Joe Biden – Unfit For Duty

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot – Commentary

President Trump says that Joe Biden should be drug tested before the debates, and for good reason. We’ve all seen the two Joe Bidens. We’ve seen the Joe Biden at public functions like the G-7, and the Juneteenth party at the White House along with far too many speeches and appearances in front of cameras where he stumbles, mumbles, bumbles and crumbles.

We’ve also seen the Joe Biden that showed up at this year’s State of the Union presentation so juiced up that he delivered the speech shouting, yelling and nearly frothing at the mouth.

We all know that Joe Biden has more trouble reading what’s in his teleprompter that most people would have reading Latin through a welding helmet under water, and he tends to fall asleep when he’s given too low a dose of medication.

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Between Dumb as a Rock and a Hard Place

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot – Commentary

Just over a week ago, Joe Biden was on the beach in Delaware…again…and he couldn’t even get crabs to show up, mostly because Cackling Kamala wasn’t there, and it’s a fair bet that she has them.

Meanwhile, future President, Donald Trump was on the beach in New Jersey, a notoriously deep blue state, and a crowd of between 80,000-100,00 people attended his rally. Many of them camped out Friday night and spent Saturday partying and waiting for the 5pm rally.

You couldn’t invent a more stark contrast between the two candidates, or their respective campaigns.

The DNC had to look at that contrast with renewed shock. The DNC has to know that they’re really stuck between dumb as a rock, and a hard place.

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Uncle Bosie and Other Biden BS

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot – Commentary

I know it’s been a few weeks, but there’s been so much going on lately that I haven’t had time to deal with this in a proper manner, but I just have NOT been able to get it out of my mind.

Joe Biden has told some whoppers over the years from being a truck driver, to having recent conversations with people who died years, or decades ago. He fought off Corn Pop, he’s been raised by Irish, Peurto Ricans in a black church, and he’s even gone so far as to claim he’s as sharp as a tack, but the story he told back on April, 19th, may well take the cake.

Now you know I’m a stickler for details and facts, and the details and facts surrounding that story don’t even come close to the version Biden told but…according to the official Pentagon records regarding the incident, it was a twin engine plane…not a single engine plane…Biden’s uncle was a passenger, not the pilot…the plane developed engine failure shortly after takeoff, it wasn’t shot down…and it went into the ocean hard, not crashed on the island.

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A Bridge Way Too Far

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

Well, I suppose somebody on the right side of the political aisle needs to be the voice of reason regarding the Francis Scott Key Bridge disaster, and since I’ve been seeing so many bone-crushingly stupid social media posts about it…I’m happy to step in.

Before I delve into some of this nonsense, allow me to say just how pleased I am that so many people who have been held as political prisoners in empty Wal-Marts since the Obama regime are now able to gain internet access.

It’s truly heart-warming.

Okay, one of the things I’ve seen posted over the past week, time and time again (and usually accompanied by the video) is that the bridge was intentionally detonated, as per the sparks seen coming from the top of the superstructure as the bridge was collapsing. Are you kidding me? That bridge had lights on it…along the top of it and sides…and you have to run the electricity somewhere. Common sense would hopefully lead some to understand that the power for those lights is being run…WHERE THE FREAKIN’ LIGHTS ARE.

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The 9-0 Meltdown

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

The gnashing of teeth and the wadding of panties began immediately after the ruling by the Supreme Court last week, and it was as though liberals never saw it coming.

I always expect histrionics from the liberals, especially in the mainstream media when things don’t go their way, but the level of Trump Derangement Syndrome amongst the propaganda media is now at an all time high. They are terrified and there are reasons for that.

Their boy, the doddering old fool, Joe Biden is only slightly more popular than Chlamydia, and Chlamydia Harris is polling at 28 percent. That’s not good heading into an election, and the propagandists know it. They also know that if Biden was to run…make that shuffle on his record, he would have dropped out before the election cycle began, and people are seeing through his lies.

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The FAA Goes WOKE

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

With all the problems our nation’s transportation sector has experienced over the past few years, from a series of train derailments, to enormous delays in air travel, one would think that our Transportation Secretary, Pete Buttigieg, would be trying to fix the problems that actually exist before he tries to fix make-believe issues that only exist of the addled minds of liberals. Sadly, that is not the case.

Just a couple of weeks ago, a door blew off of a Boeing jet while in fight. Somehow, nobody was killed or severely injured, but the mishap, which came after a series of warnings were ignored, has now prompted the FAA to warn parents not to have babies sitting in their laps during flights lest a part of an airplane suddenly divorce itself from the aircraft and babies start getting sucked out into the wild blue, or pink yonder.

The FAA, by the way, is the government agency tasked with overseeing our nation’s regulating of civil aviation. They are in charge of everything from the safety of aircraft, to maintaining operations with air traffic controllers at airports, to seeing to it that pilots aren’t drinking before they climb into the cockpit.

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