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Uncle Bosie and Other Biden BS

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot – Commentary

I know it’s been a few weeks, but there’s been so much going on lately that I haven’t had time to deal with this in a proper manner, but I just have NOT been able to get it out of my mind.

Joe Biden has told some whoppers over the years from being a truck driver, to having recent conversations with people who died years, or decades ago. He fought off Corn Pop, he’s been raised by Irish, Peurto Ricans in a black church, and he’s even gone so far as to claim he’s as sharp as a tack, but the story he told back on April, 19th, may well take the cake.

Now you know I’m a stickler for details and facts, and the details and facts surrounding that story don’t even come close to the version Biden told but…according to the official Pentagon records regarding the incident, it was a twin engine plane…not a single engine plane…Biden’s uncle was a passenger, not the pilot…the plane developed engine failure shortly after takeoff, it wasn’t shot down…and it went into the ocean hard, not crashed on the island.

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A Bridge Way Too Far

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

Well, I suppose somebody on the right side of the political aisle needs to be the voice of reason regarding the Francis Scott Key Bridge disaster, and since I’ve been seeing so many bone-crushingly stupid social media posts about it…I’m happy to step in.

Before I delve into some of this nonsense, allow me to say just how pleased I am that so many people who have been held as political prisoners in empty Wal-Marts since the Obama regime are now able to gain internet access.

It’s truly heart-warming.

Okay, one of the things I’ve seen posted over the past week, time and time again (and usually accompanied by the video) is that the bridge was intentionally detonated, as per the sparks seen coming from the top of the superstructure as the bridge was collapsing. Are you kidding me? That bridge had lights on it…along the top of it and sides…and you have to run the electricity somewhere. Common sense would hopefully lead some to understand that the power for those lights is being run…WHERE THE FREAKIN’ LIGHTS ARE.

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The 9-0 Meltdown

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

The gnashing of teeth and the wadding of panties began immediately after the ruling by the Supreme Court last week, and it was as though liberals never saw it coming.

I always expect histrionics from the liberals, especially in the mainstream media when things don’t go their way, but the level of Trump Derangement Syndrome amongst the propaganda media is now at an all time high. They are terrified and there are reasons for that.

Their boy, the doddering old fool, Joe Biden is only slightly more popular than Chlamydia, and Chlamydia Harris is polling at 28 percent. That’s not good heading into an election, and the propagandists know it. They also know that if Biden was to run…make that shuffle on his record, he would have dropped out before the election cycle began, and people are seeing through his lies.

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The FAA Goes WOKE

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

With all the problems our nation’s transportation sector has experienced over the past few years, from a series of train derailments, to enormous delays in air travel, one would think that our Transportation Secretary, Pete Buttigieg, would be trying to fix the problems that actually exist before he tries to fix make-believe issues that only exist of the addled minds of liberals. Sadly, that is not the case.

Just a couple of weeks ago, a door blew off of a Boeing jet while in fight. Somehow, nobody was killed or severely injured, but the mishap, which came after a series of warnings were ignored, has now prompted the FAA to warn parents not to have babies sitting in their laps during flights lest a part of an airplane suddenly divorce itself from the aircraft and babies start getting sucked out into the wild blue, or pink yonder.

The FAA, by the way, is the government agency tasked with overseeing our nation’s regulating of civil aviation. They are in charge of everything from the safety of aircraft, to maintaining operations with air traffic controllers at airports, to seeing to it that pilots aren’t drinking before they climb into the cockpit.

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Where’s The Fire?

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

There’s never a Capitol Police Officer around when you really need one.

Take the Q-Anon Shaman, Jacob Chansley, as an example. When Shaman Chansley entered the U.S. Capitol on January 6th, 2021, he was just wandering around trying to enter locked doors until a Capitol Police Officer happened upon him in the right place, at the right time. Shaman Chansley was then ushered about the Capitol by more than one Johnny-On-The-Spot Capitol cop until they, on his behalf, found unlocked doors thus allowing the Shaman to enter previously locked rooms.

On the other hand, we have U.S. Congressman, Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) who had no such luck. Congress Bowman, unlike the Shaman, could not have been more alone in his moment of need. Locked out of Capitol, or more specifically IN the Cannon Building next TO the Capitol, Bowman TRIED pulling on the door, to no avail. At that point, Bowman did the only thing a guy in such dire straits COULD do…he pulled the fire alarm.

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Diverting Attention From Joe’s Woes

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

Regarding the 2024 election, Joe Biden really needs to step aside, but there are two problems with that. First, he’d be confused as to which side of the stage from which to exit, and second, while stepping aside, he’s likely to tip over.

Those two issues are, in a nutshell, the very reasons Joe needs to go. He’s feeble both mentally, and physically and the displays of his decline grow more glaring day by day.

It was announced by AXIOS last week, that Biden’s handlers are taking steps to minimize the chances that Joe will become a victim of gravity on a more consistent basis. AXIOS, a LIBERAL rag reports that Joe is wearing special shoes, to help with his balance, and is wearing sneakers more often to prevent him from slipping, and he’s also working with a physical therapist on his difficulties with walking.

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Racist Cars and Other Pinheaded Ideas

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

Did you know that owning a car makes you a racist?

It does, at least according to Pete Buttigieg. And where did Pete get that bit of information? He got it from a gaggle of 24 “leading experts” on transportation equity.

The next question, and rightly so would be just what in THE hell is “transportation equity?”

Well, apparently that’s the liberal notion that owning a car of your own means that you are the recipient of “white privilege” and thus, owning your own car is a clear and unmitigated example of “systemic racism” so…owning cars must be banned to…”protect the environment.”

Andrea Marpillero-Colomina, a member of the Advisory Committee on Transportation Equity says, “All cars are bad” and she has called for “zero emission transit.” 

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Recruit Woke, Go Broke

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

So, according to the woke geniuses over at the pointy building with five corners, military recruits just aren’t smart enough to join our armed forces because they are having a tough time adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing.

The Pentagon (that’s the building with one more corner than a standard building for the benefit of future military recruits) says that in order to assist potential future military personal in passing the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, or ASVAB test, they will, in the near future be allowed to use a calculator.

According to somebody with a pointy head in the five cornered building, “The department is carefully considering the use of calculators for the ASVAB. We are taking a systematic approach, which will assess the impact of calculator use, and we are developing a way forward for calculator inclusion based on best practices in test development and psychometric theory.”

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UFO’s, The Bible, and A Pillar of Salt

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

You’re free to not believe that aliens from worlds other than our own exist, but how then do you explain Dennis Rodman?

Recently, I have been seeing social media posts declaring, unapologetically, that UFO’s and space aliens do not exist because of…you know…the Bible. I have been told, in no uncertain terms that such aliens do not exist because God would have had to have created them but he doesn’t mention them in the Bible.

So sayeth the holier-then-thous.

Is it true? Does the Bible NOT mention space aliens?

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A Delicate Explanation of Trans-Nonsense

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this article, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

Have you heard what’s now the grand plan regarding how they want to deal with illegal aliens in the sanctuary city of New York City? Mayor Eric Adams, last week, hatched a desperate scheme by which New Yorkers would encouraged to allow illegal alien families to live in their homes for which the citizens would be paid $125 dollars per month…per illegal alien.

That equates to roughly $3,750 dollars a month per illegal alien.

And by “families” one can suppose it means two Guatermellon men, one Mexican National man, some guy by the name of Mahmoud from Buttkrakistan, two kids they’ve never met before and four black dudes with balls wearing dresses and all going by the name “Rosita” because they’re tired of living in Harlem.

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