Liberalism’s Moral Abyss

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The ship, the U.S.S. Liberalism, is sinking being dragged to Davy Jones’ locker by the weight of its own hypocrisy…and I have to admit, there is a certain amount of pleasure in watching it slip beneath the waves.

The NFL, once the highest floating ship in the American sporting world, has become a sunken, man-made reef. As players continue to disrespect the nation of fans who made them millionaires, and as league officials continue to cling to their liberal union inspired agenda of allowing such disrespect, the fan base is continuing to turn their backs on the kneelers, and turn off the televised games bringing the NFL to its lowest ratings ever.

Now even advertisers are floating away in life rafts trying to put enough distance between themselves and the rapidly sinking vessel so as not to get pulled down along with it.

Last week, while the players from New Orleans actually stood for our National Anthem, they suddenly took a knee in a show of disrespect for a New Orleans police officer who was recently murdered…

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Why Liberals Hate Columbus Day

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Ahhhhh…Columbus Day.

A holiday celebrated in many countries in the Americas and elsewhere which officially celebrates the anniversary of Christopher Columbus’s arrival in the Americas on October 12, 1492.

The day is also celebrated as “Día de la Raza” (“Day of the Race”) in many countries in Latin America, as “Día de la Hispanidad” and “Fiesta Nacional” in Spain, where it is also the religious festivity of la Virgen del Pilar, as Día de las Américas (Day of the Americas) in Belize and Uruguay, as Día del Respeto a la Diversidad Cultural (Day of Respect for Cultural Diversity) in Argentina, and as Giornata Nazionale di Cristoforo Colombo or Festa Nazionale di Cristoforo Colombo in Italy and in the Little Italys around the world.

Around here…

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The NFL Can Take Knee and Kiss My…

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

An open letter to the NFL…

Dear owners, coaches and assorted uniformed thugs, miscreants and felons,

For the past several weeks, we, the people who spend our hard-earned money on things like tickets, merchandise and the products you pretend to like and use…in other words…those of us who pay your ridiculous salaries…have a little something we’d like to share with you, but first…a question…

Just what is it you are protesting?

You claim it’s got something to do with the police, or injustice toward deeply tanned people by the police, or something else along those lines…right?

You do realize that more white people are killed by the police than black people…don’t you?

You do realize that the overwhelming majority of black people killed in this country of ours are killed by other black people…to the tune of about 93%…right?

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Prophecy and Politics – The End is Near

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

So much to do, and so little time.

Actually, whatever it was you had planned for the next week, month the rest of the year or perhaps even over the next several years…forget about it.

If you’ve been worried about bills that need to be paid, and who hasn’t been, or if you about to make some big investment hoping it will pay off down the road…

Forget about it.

There just isn’t enough time left to be concerned about anything.

Why not?

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The Whole DACA Deal Explained…Sort Of

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Since November 8th, 2016…liberals have been pitching a world-class hissy fit which officially began when Hillary refused to stumble across a stage in a drunken stupor to face her distraught legions who felt entitled to having her in the White House along with the return of Billy Boy to the scene of the staining.

Liberals first retreated to their safe spaces, also known as our nation’s college campuses with their coloring books, Crayons, therapy puppies and bottles of bubbles, only to emerge in the third week of January wearing vagina costumes and pink kitty caps.

Ahhh…those were the days…

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And the Bronze Binky Goes To…

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Lobotomized liberal lunatics are losing their last limp brain cells over imaginary or fabricated elements of racism, and the resulting meltdown is reaching epic proportions.

Does racism really exist?

Of course it does…but it exists only in the vast MINORITY of Americans, as evidenced by what transpired a couple of weeks ago in Charlottesville Virginia.

For more than five months, various racist organizations, including the Ku Klux Klan and an assortment of white nationalist idiots promoted, and advertised on anti-social media, their own websites and I’m reasonably sure in backwater trailer parks everywhere, that they were holding some sort of a rally in Charlottesville on a specified date, at a specific time.

Still with me so far?

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Weed Weasels, Statues and the Truth

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

So…today it’s statues that are being removed. Statues of Confederates to be precise, and why? Because some people claim to be offended by them.

It’s a conundrum really.

The terminally offended, which one can most usually find in the deep weeds of their natural habitat…on the left side of the political aisle…say that those statues, of Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis and the like just have to go. They must be removed because they are tangible reminders of the era of slavery.

Really?

Reminders of slavery? So, if those statues are removed…what? History is scrubbed clean of the stain of slavery?

It doesn’t work that way.

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Charlottesville…A Perfect Storm of Perfect Idiots

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

There was a whole lot of stuff going on in Charlottesville Virginia last weekend. There were a whole lot of people in Charlottesville Virginia last weekend who didn’t actually live there. There were many different groups represented, a vast number of diametrically opposite agendas and plenty of tension.

There was also something most clearly missing in Charlottesville last weekend…

Thinking.

Nobody there, engaging in this march, that protest or the other thing was thinking. In fact, it may well have been the largest gathering of a vastly divergent number of brainless morons I have seen in quite some time.

The alt-right was there…a brainless bunch of idiots. ANTIFA was there…a brainless bunch of idiots. White supremacist groups were there…brainless idiots all and Black Lives Matter was there…brainless idiots all, but if you think the brainless idiots in Charlottesville last weekend were confined to the aforementioned groups…

Think again…

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Government Waste – The Gift That Keeps On Giving

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

We all remember the shrimp on the treadmill…right?

That tiny, tasty crustacean, running his ass off on that little treadmill under water became a You Tube sensation once it was revealed that the U.S. government spent…HOW MUCH…on that particular study?

$682,570.00.

That’s like a gym membership, a personal trainer, a house full of gym equipment so that you could ignore the gym altogether even though you had the membership, a new car, a boat, and a really nice new house in many parts of this great country…

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A New Low in Public Education

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

In the politically correct society, which is being shoved down our throats daily by liberals, a few things have become commonplace…like participation trophies.

These are the trophies handed out like candy on Halloween to kids who simply show up at any given competition because we just can’t have only the winners getting some sort of an award…it hurts the feelings of the losers, and yes liberals, in life there are winners, and there are most certainly losers.

As adults, even in jobs that require the wearing of paper hats, one is expected to perform whatever task they’re assigned to a certain level…which means that flipping a burger when it is half done cooking is considered winning, while slapping said slab of meat on a bun half raw, is considered…losing.

Or at least, that should be the case, but…

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