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Hey Liberals…Appropriate This

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

I think it’s pretty obvious at this point that liberals have way too much time on their hands, because the nature of their arguments against sane people have grown disproportionally obtuse.

Take that porn actress for instance…the one that the mainstream media thinks is above reproach…she’s suing President Trump for…of all things…defamation of character. If she wore panties, she’d have them in a bunch over what the President tweeted after she released a sketch of some dude she claims “threatened” her.

According “She Bangs a Lot,” some random man walked up to her in 2011 and told her…“Leave Trump alone. Forget the story.”

That’s a threat? Sounds like something between an opinion and advice to me but being a liberal with time on her hands, and sans working brain cells…to her…that’s a threat. Anyway, President Trump tweeted…“A sketch years later about a nonexistent man. A total con job, playing the Fake News Media for Fools (but they know it)!”

That’s not defamation of character…

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The Evolution of Monumental Idiocy

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

It’s no secret that liberals are really socialists, and that some actually have crossed over to being full-on communists. We all know that.

It’s also no secret that the overwhelming vast majority of all liberals, be they garden variety, socialists or communists, are also idiots.

Nobody with a working brain cell is going to argue with that assessment.

Liberals will argue that assessment, but that pretty well proves my point, doesn’t it?

The problem is that abject idiots have completely taken over the democrat party, our education system, the bulk of the mainstream media, and in some cases, elements of our judicial system. In fact, abject liberal idiots are now mentoring future idiots, indoctrinating them in the ways of idiocy, and raising idiotic behavior to an art form.

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Proving Darwin Was Right

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

First, it was the cinnamon challenge…a viral internet fad a couple of years ago where idiots would attempt to eat a spoonful of ground cinnamon in under 60 seconds…without drinking anything.

It was, of course, dangerous as cinnamon can coat the mouth and throat, which in turn can result in coughing, gagging, vomiting and inhaling of cinnamon, which in turn leads to throat irritation, breathing difficulties, and risk of pneumonia or a collapsed lung.

None of the risks prevented hundreds of millennials from trying to do it, and post their ill-fated attempts to YouTube, but luckily, that fad came to an inglorious end.

But…what’s a world without an obtuse fad?

The next big thing for millennial morons was the Tide Pod challenge…

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A Caravan of Broken Liberal Dreams

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Over the past week or so, a “caravan” of “immigrants” has been making its way from Central America, through Mexico, towards the United States, which has brought about a twitterstorm from President Donald Trump, as one might well expect.

Before I get into the nuts and bolts of it…let me first explain who is unabashedly behind this thing.

It just happens to be some group that calls itself, Pueblo Sin Fronteras, or, in English…People Without Borders. That, of course begs the question…just what in the hell does this group believe in aside from no borders?

Well…

Here’s their mission statement…

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Things Liberals Don’t Want to Talk About

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The 24/7 news cycle has not been kind to liberals, even though liberals, for the most part, are in control of it…but for those who actually pay attention to what is happening out there in the big old world…it’s what liberals aren’t talking about that is creating a deafening silence.

Let’s start with the latest school shooting.

No, not the one in Parkland, Florida last month, although that is the only one liberals, and their propaganda arm, the mainstream media WANT to talk about…it’s the shooting in Maryland that has fallen into the mainstream media’s cone of silence.

ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC, MSNBC and various other mainstream media outlets are still dry-humping the Parkland shooting because it fits their anti-2nd Amendment agenda and narrative. Those sources of fake news are still crowing over the student walkouts, and anti-2nd Amendment protests while their comrades in the halls of congress continue to demand a virtual end to the 2nd Amendment via legislation.

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Hillary’s Paul Revere Moment

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING…THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

That, according to the current wife of Monica Lewinski’s former boyfriend who, in a tweet on February 28th had her very own Paul Revere moment when she took to social media to proclaim…

“I say this as a former Secretary of State and as an American: the Russians are still coming. Our intelligence professionals are imploring Trump to act. Will he continue to ignore & surrender, or protect our country?”

In Revere’s case, it was one if by land, two if by sea…in Hillary’s case, one can suppose instead of lanterns in an old church steeples…its interns under Bill’s desk.

First of all…oh, really?

Second of all…oh, good grief….

And third off…

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The Cure for Liberal Conundrum Syndrome

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Personally, I am so glad that I’m a Conservative. There are so many, many reasons for my state of giddiness over it I hardly know where to begin, but I suppose one of the main reasons for my glee, is that I don’t suffer from a particular mental illness that afflicts a growing number of liberals.

To be certain, it’s reaching epidemic status, and I’m reasonably sure that the Centers for Disease control are trying to work up a vaccine to ward it off…but…judging by their success rate in combating the flu…

I’m not holding my breath.

Anyway…

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The Law of the Land in La La Land

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

This is the time of the year when states…all of them…introduce new legislative proposals, hoping, often times beyond hope, that such proposals will, indeed, become the laws of their respective states.

Some of the new proposals make sense, but, a vast majority are just plain stupid.

When it comes to stupid…

You can’t fix it, but you can sure find it in California.

Yes…that bastion of left coast liberalism, California, is perhaps the nation’s leader in butt-stupid laws every year, and this year is certainly no exception. Before we get into what may well be this year’s bone-crushingly stupid law proposals from the land of fruits, nuts and flakes…perhaps we should first have a look at what they’re trying to top.

Back in 2017…

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The FISA Memo, Russian Bots and Liberal Loons

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Okay.

For the purpose of understanding, to any extent one can understand liberal thinking, you’ll need to know what, exactly, a bot is before you proceed through this article, and outside of computer techno-geeks who rarely, if ever venture out of their parent’s basements to bore people with droning techno-babble…let me explain.

A bot is…“a device or piece of software that can execute commands, reply to messages, or perform routine tasks, as online searches, either automatically or with minimal human intervention,” and should not be confused with a living, breathing computer techno-geek.

My apologies to the scant few computer techno-geeks that actually have a life, do get out of their parents basements and, from time to time, bake brownies and babysit their niece.

Yes…I do know one such computer techno-geek…but that’s beside the point.

The point is…

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Too Many Liberals…Not Enough Straightjackets

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Liberals are desperate. That’s nothing new, but their desperation is growing by the day, if not by the hour, and they’re getting their socialist collective panties all wadded up.

In fact, they’ve become so desperate that they are now willing to blame President Trump for…any and everything that they, themselves do, regardless of how transparent the lie.

Take what happened in Hawaii last weekend as an example.

Last weekend, some numb-nuts issued an incoming ballistic nuclear missile alert that resulted in panic for the citizens of the Socialist Republic of Hawaii. Then, about 38 minutes later…

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