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The Cure for Liberal Conundrum Syndrome

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Personally, I am so glad that I’m a Conservative. There are so many, many reasons for my state of giddiness over it I hardly know where to begin, but I suppose one of the main reasons for my glee, is that I don’t suffer from a particular mental illness that afflicts a growing number of liberals.

To be certain, it’s reaching epidemic status, and I’m reasonably sure that the Centers for Disease control are trying to work up a vaccine to ward it off…but…judging by their success rate in combating the flu…

I’m not holding my breath.

Anyway…

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The Law of the Land in La La Land

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

This is the time of the year when states…all of them…introduce new legislative proposals, hoping, often times beyond hope, that such proposals will, indeed, become the laws of their respective states.

Some of the new proposals make sense, but, a vast majority are just plain stupid.

When it comes to stupid…

You can’t fix it, but you can sure find it in California.

Yes…that bastion of left coast liberalism, California, is perhaps the nation’s leader in butt-stupid laws every year, and this year is certainly no exception. Before we get into what may well be this year’s bone-crushingly stupid law proposals from the land of fruits, nuts and flakes…perhaps we should first have a look at what they’re trying to top.

Back in 2017…

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The FISA Memo, Russian Bots and Liberal Loons

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Okay.

For the purpose of understanding, to any extent one can understand liberal thinking, you’ll need to know what, exactly, a bot is before you proceed through this article, and outside of computer techno-geeks who rarely, if ever venture out of their parent’s basements to bore people with droning techno-babble…let me explain.

A bot is…“a device or piece of software that can execute commands, reply to messages, or perform routine tasks, as online searches, either automatically or with minimal human intervention,” and should not be confused with a living, breathing computer techno-geek.

My apologies to the scant few computer techno-geeks that actually have a life, do get out of their parents basements and, from time to time, bake brownies and babysit their niece.

Yes…I do know one such computer techno-geek…but that’s beside the point.

The point is…

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Too Many Liberals…Not Enough Straightjackets

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Liberals are desperate. That’s nothing new, but their desperation is growing by the day, if not by the hour, and they’re getting their socialist collective panties all wadded up.

In fact, they’ve become so desperate that they are now willing to blame President Trump for…any and everything that they, themselves do, regardless of how transparent the lie.

Take what happened in Hawaii last weekend as an example.

Last weekend, some numb-nuts issued an incoming ballistic nuclear missile alert that resulted in panic for the citizens of the Socialist Republic of Hawaii. Then, about 38 minutes later…

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A Hole by Any Other Name…

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Okay.

Let me just see if I have this straight…

The entire world seems to be on fire. The Palestinians, more correctly known as the Jordanians, are continuing to lob rockets into Israel, ISIS continues to issue threats from under piles of rubble where they used to have strongholds, Muslims continue to invade, rape and pillage Europe…

Venezuela is starving under socialism, North Diarrhea is hell-bent on launching nukes, The United Nations of Thugs, Thieves and Despots is ramping up their hatred of Israel…because Israel exists, and France is…well, France is still France and that’s a whole separate article.

Meanwhile, in our corner of the planet…

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The Craziest Democrat Strategy Yet

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

According to Neil Sroka, a liberal activist and spokesmouth for “Democracy for America,” which sounds suspiciously like “Organizing for America,” the 2018 strategy for his party’s midterm success should include the impeachment of President Trump.

Here’s exactly what he said…

“Democrats should run on an inclusive, populist agenda of free college and paid family leave, but shouldn’t shy away from supporting impeachment.”

Oh…please make that the foremost plank in the liberal/socialist party strategy.

PLEASE!!!

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Lessons Learned from Liberals in 2017

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

History is a funny thing isn’t it?

It has often been said that those who fail to learn the lessons of history, are doomed to repeat it, and that much is certainly true.

President Ronald Reagan once said, “The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.”

That too is very true.

So…now that 2017 is history, and because liberals are liberals, perhaps it’s time to have a look at just what lessons we learned from those who “know so much that isn’t so.”

To begin our history lesson…

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Why Liberals Really Hate Tax Cuts

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Armageddon is defined as…”the last and completely destructive battle.”

In other words…Armageddon is the end of everything, including life.

So…according to perennial moonbat, Nancy Pelosi, regarding the GOP tax bill “It is the end of the world. The debate on health care is life/death. This is Armageddon.”

I couldn’t find even a single liberal on the record disagreeing with her, so one can reasonably suppose that before the passing of that GOP tax bill just before Christmas, liberals as a whole believed that should it pass…the entire world would come to an end.

Well…

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Fire Mueller? What on Earth For??

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Stop.

Just…stop it.

Stop calling for the firing of Robert Mueller…leave the guy alone…let him finish whatever it is that he’s doing, and quit thinking that you’re helping the Conservative agenda by demanding that President Trump, or Attorney General Jeff Sessions fire the guy.

I know a good many Conservatives out there probably think I’ve lost it, or that I’m a RINO now, or possibly worse…but trust me on this…just stop wanting Mueller fired.

There is nobody in any realm of government today who is doing more to prove that President Trump has been 100% right all along, than Robert Mueller.

That’s right…you read it here first…

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Flunky Monkey See, Flunky Monkey Do

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

In the wide, wide world of places to go, and things to see…from time to time we all like to watch entities that appear to look quite a bit like ourselves, but think nothing of performing acts of self-gratification, ala Pee Wee Herman, and throw their own poo at the crowd of spectators.

Of course, I’m either talking about going to the zoo and standing in front of the monkey enclosure…or…watching liberals being liberals.

For the sake of this article, I’ve packed a travel bag, a couple of sandwiches and a soda and I’m off to Looneyville in an attempt to explain the behavior of liberal monkeys.

Oh, don’t think that I’m relocating…

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