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Too Many Liberals…Not Enough Squirrels

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last Tuesday, at Orlando International Airport, is where an unidentified passenger tried to take something onto a plane, and the airline told the woman…no way.

The woman was about to fly from Orlando to Cleveland on a Frontier Airlines flight and in a small tote, she had something that the airline told her she could NOT keep on board.

To be fair, the woman, when she paid for her ticket online, did add that she would be traveling with…a support animal. People travel with support animals all the time. Some people have emotional support dogs…others have, perhaps, an emotional support cat.

Whatever the case…most airlines allow most support animals to fly with their emotionally needy people, but…when this woman got on board, and the Frontier Airline flight attendant saw her emotional support animal…she was told that she could not…no way, no how…remain on the plane with an emotional support…

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Liberals Say It’s Trump’s Fault – Any Port in a Storm

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Earlier this Week, as hurricane Florence barreled towards the East Coast with a powerful storm, but before landfall, on Wednesday, September 12th, 2018…the Washington Post did what liberal fake news has become famous for…they blamed the impending hurricane on…

President Trump.

The title of the Washington Post op-ed? “Another hurricane is about to batter our coast. Trump is complicit.”

Here’s a tidbit from the poo-flinging fish wrapper…

“Yet when it comes to extreme weather, Mr. Trump is complicit. He plays down humans’ role in increasing the risks, and he continues to dismantle efforts to address those risks. It is hard to attribute any single weather event to climate change. But there is no reasonable doubt that humans are priming the Earth’s systems to produce disasters.”

Did you get that?

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The Mainstream Media Monkeys Up Racism

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The fake news mainstream media propagandists are at it again, this time going after Florida gubernatorial candidate Ron DeSantis and trying to label him a racist.

True to form, any time liberals are losing an argument on merit, they cry “racism” and hope that the mere accusation is enough to brand their opponent as unworthy of the position.

Last week, DeSantis won the Republican nod in the primary to run against liberal, and socialist, Andrew Gillum who as the Mayor of Tallahassee, Florida has an abysmal record regarding both the economy and crime.

After his primary victory, DeSantis was doing an interview with Fox News when he made a comment that liberals, and his opponent, who happens to be black, seized upon as racist.

Here’s how the liberal fake news mainstream media is portraying it…

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The Race to the Bottom of the Barrel

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The race is on.

No, not the 2018 midterm race…not even the 2020 presidential race.

I’m talking about the race to see which liberal can be the most un-American…the race to the bottom of the barrel, and it’s a tight race with the lead shifting with almost every tweet, each interview or statement made by some abject liberal idiot.

Andrew Cuomo, the governor of NY and an idiot of the 1st order said last week that, “America was never that great.” Really? When we beat the British in the Revolutionary war…we weren’t that great? When we beat them in the sequel, the War of 1812…we weren’t that great? When we abolished slavery we weren’t that great? When we united north and south, when the south figured out how to grow economically without slave labor, when we won 2 World Wars, instituted the Civil Rights Act, went to the moon, invented things, created things, pioneered things, cured things and did all the other things that have become the envy of the world…we weren’t that great?

I’ve got news for that monumental moron…

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Hey Liberals…Neener Neener

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

In the past several articles here in The National Patriot, I have outlined the pitfalls of socialism…not that conservatives aren’t already aware of such things…and not that liberals would read those articles even if they could read.

The overwhelming history of socialism is that, everywhere it has ever been implemented, and every time it has been implemented, it eventually collapses in failure.

Last week, in several primary races leading up to the 2018 midterm elections this November, liberals need look no further than their own candidates to witness such a collapse.

In the weeks and days leading up to several key primaries, liberals sent their socialist collective darlings…Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Cynthia Nixon and Bernie Sanders, otherwise known as the Marxist Sisters and the namesake of Weekend at Bernie’s…on an extended road trip to whip up support for their fellow socialist candidates.

It didn’t end well….

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Trump’s Strength vs Obama’s Weakness…C’est la vie

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last week, Hussein Obama delivered a speech in Johannesburg, South Africa, and while not mentioning President Trump by name, obviously aimed his comments at him.

At best, the speech was obtuse.

“Look around. Strongman politics are ascendant suddenly, whereby elections and some pretense of democracy are maintained, the form of it, but those in power seek to undermine every institution or norm that gives democracy meaning.”

With all due disrespect intended…not every leader of the Free World can be as weak, and as ineffectual as Hussein was during the 8 years of his regime…and good leaders don’t even want to try.

Hussein said that “strongman politics” is on the move. “It’s on a move at a pace that would have seemed unimaginable just a few years ago. I’m not being alarmist; I’m simply stating the facts.”

In a way, Hussein is correct…

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Better to Leave Old Hatchets Buried

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Oh, for the love of GOD…what will liberals be offended by next?

Apparently, they are now pretending to be offended by…Cowboys. That’s right…cowboys…as in the Wyoming Cowboys, the namesake of the University OF Wyoming.

Here’s the deal…

The University of Wyoming has unveiled a new slogan, “The world needs more cowboys,” and critics, including liberal snowflake faculty members and Native American whoo-whoo Indian groups, are calling the new slogan…sexist…racist and counterproductive to university recruitment…because it excludes at least 80 different genders that liberals have been pretending exist, and people of color.

Associate professor and liberal indoctrination specialist, Ellen Currano, claimed she honestly thought the new slogan was a joke until she looked it up and discovered that “The world needs more cowboys” was indeed a serious slogan.

Oddly, I felt the same way regarding Currano’s claim to be offended by the slogan…that both she, and it were jokes, until I looked it up…

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Mad Maxine…As Unstable As They Come

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

“A Member, Delegate, Resident Commissioner, officer, or employee of the House shall conduct himself at all times in a manner that shall reflect creditably on the House.” (House Rule 23, clause 1.)

Given that particular rule, and considering what House member Maxine Waters said to a small group of like mindless liberals in Los Angeles…“If you see anybody from that Cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd and you push back on them! And you tell them that they are not welcome, anymore, anywhere,” it would seem Mad Maxine is in trouble.

Her statement, an incitement to violence could, and should get her expelled from the House, and it could, and should land her ample arse in an official investigation from which jail time could, and should be forthcoming.

That is the most of Mad Maxine’s problems, but it’s the least of the problems for the liberal party.

Let me explain…

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Circus Cannons, Guatermelons and the Law

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

How anyone can be 6 feet, 8 inches tall and exist without a spine is quite beyond my comprehension, but somehow James Comey is still walking upright, so one can suppose it is possible.]

Late last week, the backboneless coward Comey traveled to Ireland and let loose his truest feelings regarding the United States when he told a crowd that upon entering the Emerald Isle, he and his wife wanted to tell customs that they were from Canada, because…and I’ll quote the giant invertebrate here…

“My wife and I were joking, not really joking; we wanted to tell the people on the customs line coming here that we were Canadian. And we were joking but it’s funny because it reveals a truth: I’m ashamed.”

Naturally, Comey was talking about the policy of separating illegal alien kids from their illegal alien parents at our southern border, and he added…

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A Simple Solution for Illegals and Liberals

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

According to a 1997 legal settlement, DHS could detain unaccompanied children captured at the border for only 20 days before releasing them to foster families, shelters or sponsors, pending resolution of their immigration cases.

That was expanded through other court rulings to include both unaccompanied and accompanied children.

Then, in 2008, the William Wilberforce Trafficking Victims Protection Reauthorization Act required…that’s REQUIRED unaccompanied minors from countries other than Mexico and Canada to be placed in the care of the Office of Refugee Resettlement, or relatives in the U.S., while they go through removal proceedings.

That legal settlement, and that Act are at the center of what liberals are now decrying as the inhumane separation of illegal alien kids from their illegal alien parents and naturally…

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