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The (Monu)MENTAL Meltdowns of Liberals

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot – Commentary

According to Kathy Griffin, a faux comedian who’s pronouns are PTSD, and TDS, Kamala’s loss is all Taylor Swift’s fault.

“I know this will get me in trouble, but I really, really wish Taylor Swift had done an event with Vice President Harris in Pennsylvania two months ago. She is so powerful, and it’s not fair that the weight of the world is on a pop star’s shoulder.”

So, let me see if I understand this correctly…according to Kathy Griffin, if only Taylor Swift, who’s entire career is based on songs she’s written about the poor choices she’s made, and who’s fan-base consists primarily of girls who are too young to vote had done an event with Kamala in Pennsylvania…Kamala Harris would have won the election?

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The Woke Condiment Controversy

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot – Commentary

There are still some companies out there that seem intent on proving that they’ve learned absolutely NOTHING from what happened to Bud Light.

You remember Bud Light, the brand that used to be the best selling beer in America before they went woke and ignored their core consumers? They did the whole DEI thing with some flake by the name of Dylan Mulvaney, a dude pretending to be a dudette and faster than you can spill a beer while riding a mechanical bull…people went looking for a new brand.

It should come as no grand surprise that Heinz has joined in the buffoonery.

You might remember the BLM from buying mansions for the enjoyment of their Marxist leaders while doing nothing for the people they claimed to represent. Well, last week, the BLM got their panties all wadded up over a couple of ads put out by Heinz and decided to raise a stink. Naturally, it’s a load of crap, but since remodeling those mansions is probably done, they had nothing better to do.

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Tampon Tim’s Friends in Low Places

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot – Commentary

It’s been a week since the great VP debate between J.D. Vance, and Tampon Tim and there are a few things which I believe need to be highlighted.

Given all the clap-trap, falderal, cow-cookies and outright lies spewed by liberals over the years regarding what Donald Trump said about “good people on both sides,” which has been completely debunked even by liberal “fact-checkers” because the spin put on it by the propagandist media had to rely on editing the comment taken out of context. Imagine, if you will, how the propagandists would have exploded had Trump said what Tampon Tim said last Tuesday night.

Timmy was asked about his flip-flopping position regarding banning assault weapons, which he previously opposed but now supports. Timmy launched into a long-winded response, but that bloviation began with these words – “Yeah. I sat in that office with those Sandy Hook parents. I’ve become friends with school shooters. I’ve seen it.”

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A Potted Plant and the Pot It’s Planted In

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot – Commentary

To say that the situation at the world’s most expensive, and well-guarded assisted care living facility, the one at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., is deteriorating rapidly would be akin to saying the bad news is that the Titanic hit a speed bump, but the good news is that there’s now plenty of ice available on the promenade deck, or that the Hindenburg now has a smoking section.

The excuses for Joe Biden’s piss-poor debate performance were flying like wounded ducks. We were told that he had a cold. Uh-huh. One would think that if Joe had the sniffles, they would have said something BEFORE the debate, but BEFORE the debate, they told us he would show the world just how sharp he really was.

Then, a week later, we were told he had a cold AND jet-lag. Uh-huh. Jet-lag from WHAT, exactly? He had been under wraps for 10 days getting prepped FOR the debate, and hadn’t been anywhere but Camp David since coming home from an overseas flight…12 days before the debate…and I’m pretty damned sure there’s a bed on Air Force One.

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