Recruit Woke, Go Broke

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So, according to the woke geniuses over at the pointy building with five corners, military recruits just aren’t smart enough to join our armed forces because they are having a tough time adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing.

The Pentagon (that’s the building with one more corner than a standard building for the benefit of future military recruits) says that in order to assist potential future military personal in passing the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, or ASVAB test, they will, in the near future be allowed to use a calculator.

According to somebody with a pointy head in the five cornered building, “The department is carefully considering the use of calculators for the ASVAB. We are taking a systematic approach, which will assess the impact of calculator use, and we are developing a way forward for calculator inclusion based on best practices in test development and psychometric theory.”

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A Broken Debate and How To Fix It

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What transpired in Milwaukee on Wednesday night wasn’t a serious political debate, it was an exercise in futility and  I’m about to tell you why in a 10 point recap.

First off, when the criteria to qualify for the debate was how much money a candidate has rasied, the entire premise for the debate is bogus. While poling this far out is suspect at best, a criteria for debate qualification should be weighted on how candidates are faring in straw polls, or what each candidate brings to the table based on statements made to the press or during previous runs for office. Money raised?

That’s the weakest reason to be taken seriously and is therefore bogus in my opinion.

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Historical Facts vs. Liberal Lies

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“Instruction includes how slaves developed skills which, in some instances, could be applied for their personal benefit.”

That’s the line from the “benchmark clarification” about slave labor the new Florida black history curriculum that has become the latest liberal panty wadding tool to promote racism in the United States.

Last week, Kamala Harris was once again in Florida and once again, according to the vapid VP,  “Right here in Florida,” she said, “right here in Florida, they plan to teach students that enslaved people benefited from slavery.”

But that’s not at all what the curriculum says…is it.

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A Delicate Explanation of Trans-Nonsense

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Have you heard what’s now the grand plan regarding how they want to deal with illegal aliens in the sanctuary city of New York City? Mayor Eric Adams, last week, hatched a desperate scheme by which New Yorkers would encouraged to allow illegal alien families to live in their homes for which the citizens would be paid $125 dollars per month…per illegal alien.

That equates to roughly $3,750 dollars a month per illegal alien.

And by “families” one can suppose it means two Guatermellon men, one Mexican National man, some guy by the name of Mahmoud from Buttkrakistan, two kids they’ve never met before and four black dudes with balls wearing dresses and all going by the name “Rosita” because they’re tired of living in Harlem.

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A Cancer In The Classroom

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I believe we can trace the rot and ruin of our nation’s education system back to a remark made in 1995 by the future U.S, Attorney General, Eric Holder. At least that’s when we should have become aware of the liberal plan and started to take steps against it.

In 1995, Eric Holder, then a U.S. Attorney, was speaking about “gun violence” which any thinking person knows is violence committed by the criminal elements of our society with guns, but that wasn’t then, nor is it today what liberal Marxists want you to believe. They want you to believe it is the gun, rather than the person holding the gun that is responsible.

Understanding that most people are either reasonable or smart enough to know that guns do not operate themselves, Holder, in his comments said, “We just have to be repetitive about this. It’s not enough to have a catchy ad on a Monday and then only do it every Monday. We have to do this every day of the week and just really brainwash people into thinking about guns in a vastly different way.”

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The Potted Plant Gets a Doctorate

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Given the current state of our nation’s asylums of higher indoctrination, it should come as no great surprise that they’re handing out dumbed-down diplomas like candy on Halloween, but dumbed-down doctorates?

One would think, or at least hope that doctorates would be reserved for the best and brightest, those few to whom 2+2 doesn’t equal 3 just because they want it too, and honorary doctorates should be going to those who have actually accomplished something grand in life.

Sadly, that’s just not the case

Recently, Joe Biden received an honorary doctorate from Howard University and before I tell you for what he was honored, allow me to provide just a speck of background on the Howard asylum of higher indoctrination. Howard is located in Washington DC, and is primarily an asylum of higher indoctrination which caters to black indoctrinees.

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Bud Light and the Woke Dystopian Shakedown

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The Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation, otherwise known as the HSBC has downgraded Anheuser-Busch InBev stock to hold amid a “crisis” following Bud Light’s marketing campaign featuring transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney.

According to Carlos Laboy, the managing director at HSBC’s global beverage sector, “There are deeper problems than ABI admit.”

Gee…ya think?

The most recent figures show that Bud Light sales are off better than 26% over last year, and the plunge didn’t start until the self-inflicted disaster of Bud Light’s partnership with Dylan Mulvaney. That raises a couple of good questions. How did Anheuser-Busch get the risk assessment so terribly wrong, and are they hiring the best people in their marketing department to gauge risk vs reward?

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Bud Light’s New Dumbest Idea Ever

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As the Bud Light saga continues, one thing has become perfectly clear…at the bottom of a deep hole, Anheuser-Busch continues to use a bigger shovel.

Last week, the “trans community” a community that comprises less than one percent of the American population issued a terse hissy-fit of a letter to Anheuser-Busch. That letter, from The Human Rights Campaign  Jay Brown read, in part, “At this moment, it is absolutely critical for Anheuser-Busch to stand in solidarity with Dylan and the trans community. However, when faced with anti-LGBTQ+ and transphobic criticism, Anheuser-Busch’s actions demonstrate a profound lack of fortitude in upholding its values of diversity, equity, and inclusion to employees, customers, shareholders, and the LGBTQ+ community.”

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Bud (No Wiser) Doubles Down on Stupid

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Well, here we are, a scant two weeks since I penned the commentary, “Drunk On Woke, Bud Goes Broke” and it’s already time for an update.

To refresh your memory like an ice-cold Miller Lite, Anheuser Busch hired what I referred to as “woke liberal arts major who has been indoctrinated most likely throughout her government “education” and certainly at some asylum of higher indoctrination,” by the name of Alissa Heinerscheid as their VP of Marketing, and in her bubble of wokeness, she decided that the way to attract what she called a younger demographic was to ““to evolve and elevate this incredibly iconic brand,” by partnering with Dylan Mulvaney, a dude pretending to be a woman.

Mulvaney is a “social media influencer” which is a fancy term for an abject moron.

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Idiots vs The Hard Cold Truth

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13 year old Jacob Stevens, of Greenfield, Ohio, took a TikTok challenge, and lost. The challenge entailed consuming 12 to 14 Benadryl tablets — more than six times the recommended dosage. The challenge was supposed to create hallucinations, and 13 year old Jacob Stevens’ buddies filmed him taking the challenge, and the massive dosage of Benadryl.

The kid started having seizures and collapsed.

His buddies got scared and left him on the floor.

Jacob Stevens was taken to a local hospital where he showed no signs of brain activity, and six days later, his family took him off life support. Jacob Stevens was buried last week.

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