Friday Fume

It’s NOT that there are so many thugs in Chicago that’s been causing the murder rates there to remain so high.

According to Chicago’s SS Chief, Supt. Garry McCarthy, It’s…

Wait for it…

GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Yep, that’s right…The SUMMER WEATHER…has a role in the murder rate in Chicago.

Or…Is it global HUMIDITY???

It’s a lot hotter…ALL YEAR LONG…In Phoenix but Phoenix doesn’t have the murder rate that Chicago has.

Phoenix, you see, has a “dry” heat.

Now…MIAMI on the other hand…Is MORE humid than CHICAGO and just as hot but…MIAMI doesn’t have as high a murder rate as Chicago EITHER.

Hmmmmm…..

Have ya ever been to New Orleans?

It’s hot and GOD AWFUL humid in New Orleans and the place is CRAWLING with liberal creole cretins but they don’t have the murder rate of Chicago either.

THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE SHOT AND KILLED IN CHICAGO OVER THE 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND THAT WERE KILLED IN CAIRO!!!

It’s hot in Cairo.

In Egypt…

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The Formal Indictment of Barack Hussein Obama

As Conservatives and Tea Party faithful, we are constantly preaching adherence to that great document, beginning with the words, We the People…

Our Constitution is that document meant to limit the scope of government and to protect We the People FROM government.

We cite the Constitution, we hold it up as THE law of the land and we strongly disagree with those, whether within our own party of the opposition who seek to circumvent or ignore it.

Our Founders and Framers were far-sighted enough to know that such a document was necessary and arguably, for the exact reason with which we now face…A president who sees himself more as a King or a Dictator, a congress complacent to maintain status quo and the abuses of power against the people that go with those things.

But…

Today is the 4th of July.

Our Independence Day.

In past years, I have provided historical perspectives and behind the scenes essays regarding our starting point as a nation.

Well and fine however, this year, on Independence Day, we need something stronger. Something more pointed and something that rises to a call to action.

Today, we need…We REQUIRE…

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Liberals Want to Maintain 1965 Status Quo for Minorities

Today’s lesson in “How to Piss Off a Socialist” is simple…

Tell them that they are only allowed to vote once per socialist per election.

That is essentially exactly what a 5-4 decision from the United States Supreme Court said yesterday.

The law requiring certain states, once solidly blue and now, decidedly red, to provide proof that any changes they want to make to their voting procedures are not racist to the United States Attorney General, the 1965 law, was deemed old, out of date and unconstitutional by the Supremes.

What are socialists gonna do NOW???

Well, let’s see…

Obama said, “I am deeply disappointed with the Supreme Court’s decision today. Today’s decision invalidating one of its core provisions upsets decades of well-established practices that help make sure voting is fair, especially in places where voting discrimination has been historically prevalent.” 

Eric the corrupt and contemptuous Holder stated:

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Bob Mueller and the FBI – Down the Rabbit Hole

Remember when?

It was a month and a couple of days ago. May 16th, 2013.

Remember?

That was the day that the Dictator stood before the press and answered a few questions.

When did he find out about the IRS targeting Conservatives and Conservatives groups?

“I certainly did not know anything about the IG report before the IG report had been leaked through the press.”

Uh huh.

He had NO IDEA it was going on.

Then, the dictator stated: “We will be putting in new leadership that will be able to make sure that we…hold accountable those who have taken these outrageous actions.  It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, you should be equally outraged.”

Outraged?

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Friday Fume – The 100th Anniversary Edition

Today is a National Patriot milestone of sorts.

Friends and Patriots…THIS is our 100th Friday FUME!!!!

While I would love to take time to celebrate this monumentally minute feat, there’s just too much to be done and if we don’t find a way to laugh just a little…We’ll all go NUTS!!

Lois Lerner, on administrative leave is STILL logging into her EMAILS at the IRS…I’ll bet she can’t erase the evidence faster than the NSA can grab it.

The NSA has been collecting data on EVERYBODY and all they really needed to do to find out what CONSERVATIVES are thinking…IS ASK US…WE’LL BE HAPPY TO TELL EM TO GO TO HELL!!!

Morally bankrupt Bill Maher insulted and mocked TRIG PALIN!!! Just goes to prove that special needs kids are at least 100 flights above the ilk of socialists. Hey Maher…You wanna pick on the mentally retarded…PICK ON YOUR OWN SOCIALIST FRIENDS…Trig is WAY too smart to join the OCCUPY movement…HANG OUT with DICTATORS or BOO GOD AT A NATIONALLY TELEVISED CONVENTION!!! Compared to YOU…HE’S A MENSA CANDIDATE!!!!!

Good grief…That’s just a SMATTERING of the socialist bedpan remnants we have for ya this week. Put down your beverage of choice…no need in shooting it though your nose and into your keyboards…HERE WE GO>>>

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

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Is it Time to Replace the “S” With a “V” Yet???

Let’s take a look at how the Obama abuses of power have been resolved, shall we?

Yes…I said…RESOLVED.

Now, I know that most who read this article today will say that Obama’s “scandals have been anything BUT resolved and I would be in complete agreement with that but…That is CLEARLY not the viewpoint of this obtuse, insipid and corrupt administration.

How about we take a look at the cases and hold off on our final decision.

Here we go.

Obama’s Eligibility –  After YEARS of speculation over the Dictator’s eligibility to serve in the nation’s highest office and, with a good deal of that initial speculation centered around Obama’s birth certificate…

Obama HIMSELF…”RESOLVED”…the case by displaying what was, within MINUTES, determined to be a FORGED birth certificate.

That forgery was later confirmed by Sheriff Joe’s Cold Case Posse and lead investigator, Mike Zullo to be, INDEED, a forgery as they ALSO discovered to be the case with Obama’s Selective Service registration AND his Social Security number.

Move along…Nothing to see here…

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The Snowden Effect

The latest revelation of abuses of power by the Obama regime is troubling indeed.

It was leaked, late last week, that this regime, out of control, consumed with power and as paranoid as the day is long, has been spying on Americans.

Over the weekend, Obama ordered his henchman Holder to find out where the leak originated and then, just hours later, Snowden came forward, from HONG KONG and owned up to it…Sort of.

Edward Snowden, a 29 year old who says he worked for a time at the CIA and as a contractor for the NSA before becoming a contract worker for Booz Allen Hamilton, has let loose a real problem for the regime.

According to Snowden,  “When you’re in positions of privileged access …You recognize some of these things are actual abuses. Over time, you feel compelled to talk about it.”

“My sole motive is to inform the public as to that which is done in their name and that which is done against them.”

“I understand that I will be made to suffer for my actions,” but “I will be satisfied if the federation of secret law, unequal pardon and irresistible executive powers that rule the world that I love are revealed even for an instant.”

Snowden went on to say…

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Weekend Edition: Obama – Absolutely Corrupt Pt 2

“Trust” us.

“TRUST” us…To keep records of all your emails data, your phone data, your every key stroke and your credit card activity and not to read, listen to or divulge ANY of it to anyone says the very man who doesn’t allow his college records or thesis to be seen by a single American.

“TRUST” us.

No.

Not any administration regardless of which party or ideology is in charge.

No way.

TRUST the GOVERNMENT? Especially under THIS administration of malignant corruption whose IRS officials were divulging donor lists of Conservative groups to socialist opposition groups and candidates?

TRUST the very administration that handed weapons to Mexican drug cartels and buried the truth along with the bodies?

TRUST…THIS administration the way Ambassador Stevens, Sean Smith, Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods trusted this administration?

TRUST this administration will adhere to the Constitution, protect freedom of the press, our 2nd, 4th and 10th Amendment rights?

Not a FREAKIN’ chance.

Let me ask you this…And it’s important.

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Weekend Edition: Obama – Absolutely Corrupt Pt 1

Socialists…We told ya so.

Years ago, we told you that the government was spying on you but only while Bush was in office, did you give a damn.

We told you it was expanding under this Dictator named Obama.

You told us we were bat crap crazy. You told us we were conspiracy theorists with no basis for our warnings.

You told us we were just paranoid.

You were dead wrong.

We told ya so.

YOU bought into the bullcrap being blathered by a manure spreader.

WE didn’t buy it for a second.

We told ya so.

I’ll take it a step beyond too.

If you’re STILL shilling for this lying, corrupt snake oil salesman, Obama, YOU are as guilty of lying as HE is and equally lacking in integrity, ethics and morals and every bit as un American as is the ideology professed by the reprobate  in office and his many minions.

Make no mistake, the ideology of a pit of vipers is very dangerous indeed.

Just remember…We told ya so…

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Obama – Holder…Connect the Kenyan Dots

There may well be more to Eric Holder’s “possible” perjury and the DOJ’s spying on journalists than appears at first blush.

While congressional committees continue to probe the James Rosen situation and Holder’s obvious lying TO the committee…

I am taking another look at the DOJ and their spying on the Associated Press.

Now, we ALL know what the DOJ gave as the reason for the clandestine grab of AP phone records that could well have placed HUNDREDS of press reporters AND many Members of congress in the snoop-happy cross-hairs.

It was the DOJ’s attempt to find out who was leaking classified info TO the press.

Right???

Hold on…Not so fast…

I have a question.

If Holder and his goons were trying to find the source of leaks…Why wasn’t he spying on the only possible SOURCES of those leaks?

Obama’s inner circle.

Correct?

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