Obama – Put Your Hands UP and Get Your Feet Off the Desk

Every Time Ed Snowden sneezes, there’s a breaking news update.

If the guy breaks wind, I’m reasonably sure the media would glom onto it as though a petrified rat had just been found on Mars.

Why?

Because Ed Snowden is a wanted man. He’s on the lamb and he’s looking for a nice, quiet little communist community where he can settle down.

Wanted.

For espionage.

In a “phony” scandal.

Under a long defunct provision called the Espionage Act of 1917.

ESPIONAGE they say. He has harmed the nation’s security…Or so they say.

As Snowden prances about the globe applying for asylum and being turned down and, as he finally gets out of the Moscow airport…Snowden is America’s most wanted American.

I have to tell you…I don’t get it.

What’s so special about Ed Snowden anyway?

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Hillary’s “ACCOMPLISHMENTS” To Be Subject of Mini-Series

Well…Won’t this be special?

NBC, in a transparently obvious, desperate attempt to draw attention away from Obama’s “phony” scandals, is already promoting their yet to be shot…4 hour long mini-series on Hillary Rodham Clinton…The soused spouse of the first black president…Horn dog Bill.

For some unknown reason, the Obama propaganda machine believes it will take 4 hours to show a Kool Aid soaked socialist audience all of her “accomplishments” as our Secretary of a Debouched State.

If you remember, when the previously concussed Clinton finally appeared before both the house and senate committees investigating Benghazi, each and every socialist, knowing full well that Hillary would be running for the oval in 2016, paid her astonishing and dripping with ooze praise for…

What was it again…

Oh yes…Logging a MILLION MILES on an airplane.

NOT ONE praised her for what she did while that broom with wings was sitting on the tarmac but…PRAISE THE HEAVENS…She flew it a MILLION MILES!!!

Perhaps Sen. Bob Casey, D-Penn., summed it up best when HE stated: “What I think is a widely-shared sentiment today of gratitude and commendation for your work. We don’t have time to give a full listing of the achievements you deserve credit for.”

And…Those achievements ARE?????

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Ignore Trayvon? Move on? Old News? THINK AGAIN!!!

I would like to take a moment and address all of this Trayvon and Zimmerman nonsense.

I am seeing it all over social media and frankly, enough is enough.

I’m talking about all those who say there should be nothing more said regarding Trayvon and Zimmerman. They say we need to focus and while I agree, I am still at something of a loss.

Focus on what, exactly?

It seems every other post I see telling me to focus is telling me to focus on something different.

Focus on Benghazi…THAT is THE most important thing.

Focus on Obamacare. THAT is THE most important thing.

Focus on Obama’s records fraud. THAT is THE most important thing.

Focus on the IRS abuse of power.

Focus on the NRA.

Focus on agenda 21.

Focus on abortion.

Focus on Extortion 17.

Focus on this…Focus on THAT…

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Friday Fume

After this last week, I don’t know whether I’m coming or going. It’s been a WHIRLWIND of socialist depravity.

There’s been so much happening all at once that I scarcely know where to begin. Put on your helmets my Patriot friends…This one is a CLASSIC!!!

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

We’ve got shrimps on treadmills and we’re building robotic squirrels.

We spent $9.3 million on robotic bees. ROBOTIC BEES…BECAUSE THE REAL THING AIN’T BAD ENOUGH!!!

What’s next? HOLOGRAPHIC ANTS???????

When the IRS wasn’t TARGETING CONSERVATIVES…They spent $60k OF YOUR MONEY  on a Star Trek themed training video.

Who do they think they ARE??? THE GSA?????

And HERE’S well spent taxpayer dollars… $1.18 million on…PUPPET CHOREOGRAPHY…Which I assume was dance lessons for Obama.

BUT…

SEQUESTER IS MAKING ALL OUR LIVES MISERABLE!!!!

Well…Not ALL our lives….

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Is Gun Control a Distraction? LOOK, a SQUIRREL!!!

There are signs that the socialist bed wetters are becoming even more desperate and the “gun control” debate is fast becoming their barometer.

The pressure is rising.

In the wake of Newtown, the Dictator vowed to use all the power of his office not to let the crisis go to waste and, with pint-sized props standing behind him, he signed 23 Empirical Orders to decree some “measure” of “gun control.”

Nearly all of his “orders” were feckless.

Since then, he has taken every opportunity to stand on various stages, complete with human props, to extoll “gun control” and demand passage of unconstitutional measures. He even made it a key focus of his Hate of the Union speech and yes, he had props in the gallery for that too.

Sandy Hook Children…The Sandy Hook Children’s Choir,…Sandy Hook Parents…Aurora survivors…Cops…You name em and they’ve been useful puppets for the regime.

Now, little by little, the message has been changing.

Sure, the Dictator continues to criss-cross the country at $180,000/ hour but now he’s just PRETENDING to demand passage of a “gun control” bill.

Even HE knows it’s not gonna happen despite flying 11 Newtown parents back to DC on Air FARCE One to lobby senators.

So…Why all the push?

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Friday Fume

Let there be no doubt that the asylum is being run by the inmates.

While we HAVE made it to the end of another week, we are by NO MEANS nearing the end of socialist idiotic buffoonery.

Now, we COULD just hunker down in a corner and cry into a blanket but, as always, I take a different approach. I say we find a way, every week, to LAUGH at the insane behavior of those out to destroy us through their moronic behavior.

Yes, today IS Friday and I hope that YOU will take a few minutes to join me in keeping sanity alive.

I’m Fuming!!

Oh yeah…THIS is gonna work.

In an effort to get tough with North Diarrhea, John, “I Hate America” Kerry is trying to pressure CHINA into doing something about it.

Can’t ya just hear him begging?

“Come ON!!! I took YOUR side of things in Nam now…SUCK IT UP AND GET ME OFF THE HOOK HERE!! We’ll borrow more money from ya! We’ll forget about the hacking stuff. PLEEEEEEEEASE???”

The problem over there is Dennis Rodman’s best friend. That waste of a sperm cell is THREATENING EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE U.S. AND SOUTH KOREA!!!

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Dear Leader vs Dear Leader From Behind

Tensions in the Korean peninsula are rising quickly.

In the north, THEIR Dictator is doing far more than rattling his sabre. He…Kim Jong Un-stable has declared that a state of war exists between the north and South Korea.

OUR Dictator is puffing out his chest, unwilling to call the nuclear armed enemy of our allies an enemy.

North Korea is a horrible place. There, one will find gulags filled with whole families deemed enemies of the state. There one will find mass poverty, starvation and a “government” hell bent on holding their people down.

No internet. No cell phones. No contact whatsoever with the outside world.

Education in North Korea has all but been outlawed and what there is of it is nothing more than propaganda force fed to the young to bolster their absurd claims that the rest of the world is a far, far worse place then the misery they experience every day.

Kim Jong Un-stable is genetically insane.

No amount of diplomacy can alter that fact and no amount of diplomacy or medication will ever keep him sedated. Those who suggest otherwise are, themselves, delusional. Diplomacy can only reach peaceful solutions between those who share a common desire for peace.

Now, Un-stable has rockets aimed at South Korea and at U.S. military bases in the pacific region. He has made public his intentions, whether achievable or not, of attacking the United States.

And what has OUR Dictator done?

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