BREAKING!!!
Today, the FPI, (Food Police Idiots) the top law enforcement agency of the Nanny States of America, has issued an all points bulletin for a TERRORIST so vile, so despicable, as to be the cause of death and general mayhem to our nation’s children and children through the known world.
The bulletin reads…DEAD or ALIVE!!!
If YOU see this individual, call the FPI immediately.
DO NOT APPROACH!!!
THIS TERRORIST IS TO BE CONSIDERED DEADLY!!!
As we understand, via unnamed and anonymous sources, SEAL Team 6½ is now on HIGH ALERT and ready to spring into action without due credit to be given, upon the issue of a memo to be delivered to Admiral McRaven.
Appearing now, at the top of the FPI Most Wanted Terrorist List is…



These people, and I use THAT term loosely, who plotted the 9-11 attacks, killed 3,000 people and wished they could have done more, can’t focus on their trial because some women in the court proceedings at GITMO are not covered up from head to toe in hijabs???
Oh…Hello…Is it the end of the week already?

There’s an incendiary headline for you.
“We’re going in soon within a few weeks and we’re going to train the community and community patrols and community self-defense in Sanford. We’re not going to allow some Neo-Nazis to drive around and intimidate black people and we know what we know and are trained how we’re trained.
And we thought it was bad, during the Clinton administration, when the Lincoln bedroom was being rented out to celebrities and donors.
Imagine if one of our allies, during WWII, had let the cat out of the bag regarding D-Day…the date and the location or, leaked our information regarding Midway Island or the Doolittle raid. Imagine it, if you can, the damage that would have been done.
When was the last time our American military won a war?