Friday Fume

It’s NOT that there are so many thugs in Chicago that’s been causing the murder rates there to remain so high.

According to Chicago’s SS Chief, Supt. Garry McCarthy, It’s…

Wait for it…

GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Yep, that’s right…The SUMMER WEATHER…has a role in the murder rate in Chicago.

Or…Is it global HUMIDITY???

It’s a lot hotter…ALL YEAR LONG…In Phoenix but Phoenix doesn’t have the murder rate that Chicago has.

Phoenix, you see, has a “dry” heat.

Now…MIAMI on the other hand…Is MORE humid than CHICAGO and just as hot but…MIAMI doesn’t have as high a murder rate as Chicago EITHER.

Hmmmmm…..

Have ya ever been to New Orleans?

It’s hot and GOD AWFUL humid in New Orleans and the place is CRAWLING with liberal creole cretins but they don’t have the murder rate of Chicago either.

THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE SHOT AND KILLED IN CHICAGO OVER THE 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND THAT WERE KILLED IN CAIRO!!!

It’s hot in Cairo.

In Egypt…

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Weekend Edition: Obama – Organizing for the Muslim Brotherhood

After little more than a year of actually running a country, the Muslim Brotherhood ruined a country.

Shocker huh?

Egypt is a mess. Let’s be frank here…It’s a worse mess than it was before the Muslim Brotherhood took over and there is a reason for that.

Oh sure, change like that is never easy or fast but, under their new “President,” Morsi, their economy plunged to new depths, tourism, once the leading revenue source, has dropped to near zero and unemployment is going sky high.

The people OF Egypt have never really left the streets in protest since 2011’s “Arab Spring” and it’s only gotten worse in recent weeks.

There IS another reason, outside of Morsi, for the unrest.

Obama.

Obama was the one who said Mubarak had to go and, perhaps more importantly, Obama was the one who said that the Muslim Brotherhood must have a seat at the table in forming a NEW government in Egypt.

Obama backed the wrong horse.

Within his administration, Obama’s minions vocally backed his hair brained play.

Perhaps most notably there was James Clapper, Obama’s Director of National Ignorance who, in 2011, stated that the Muslim Brotherhood was, “very heterogeneous group, largely secular.”

Let’s decipher that comment and define it clearly…

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The Formal Indictment of Barack Hussein Obama

As Conservatives and Tea Party faithful, we are constantly preaching adherence to that great document, beginning with the words, We the People…

Our Constitution is that document meant to limit the scope of government and to protect We the People FROM government.

We cite the Constitution, we hold it up as THE law of the land and we strongly disagree with those, whether within our own party of the opposition who seek to circumvent or ignore it.

Our Founders and Framers were far-sighted enough to know that such a document was necessary and arguably, for the exact reason with which we now face…A president who sees himself more as a King or a Dictator, a congress complacent to maintain status quo and the abuses of power against the people that go with those things.

But…

Today is the 4th of July.

Our Independence Day.

In past years, I have provided historical perspectives and behind the scenes essays regarding our starting point as a nation.

Well and fine however, this year, on Independence Day, we need something stronger. Something more pointed and something that rises to a call to action.

Today, we need…We REQUIRE…

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Weekend Edition: It Takes A Village Idiot

Before Hillary Clinton wrote a book about it, it was an old African proverb.

We, as conservatives, have railed against the notion but…Should we?

”It takes a village to raise a child.”

As I think back to MY younger days…To a large extent, there WAS a “village” involved.

My friend’s parents were part of that “village” and so was my church. There were the teachers in my schools, older kids who were either good or bad role models, extended family and neighbors.

Primarily, there were my parents but, to be fair, others; many others were involved in some way, shape or form. A “village” of sorts, I suppose and anything you did, right or wrong, good or bad, was seen by SOMEBODY who knew my parents and had no qualms whatsoever in reporting it TOO them.

Maybe it just took a village to keep an eye out.

There IS another old adage…

“Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot.”

The good news is…We have located the missing village idiots.

The bad news is…

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Friday Fume

You would SWEAR I’m making this up but…NO I AM NOT!!!

Obama is in KENYA offering THEM a $53 MILLION dollar assist to…IMPLEMENT A PHOTO ID VOTER REGISTRATION CARD PROGRAM!!!!!

Over HERE…That’s considered RACIST!!!

In an obvious attempt to kill Sunday ratings…THE REGIME is hatching a plan to PUSH OBAMACARE ON NFL BROADCASTS!!!

I have no idea if that Obamacare covers pre-existing head injuries, steroid use OR GUNSHOT WOUNDS but…At least for the 1st 3-4 years of their careers…THE WORLDS BIGGEST, BADDEST, FASTEST AND STRONGEST ATHLETES CAN STAY ON MOMMY’S AND DADDY’S INSURANCE PROGRAM!!!

And… Bombastic Bloomberg is now going after…4TH OF JULY…SPARKLERS because…HE says they can be used by…TERRORISTS!!!!!

Just wait till he finds out what al Qaeda could do with SOAP BUBBLES!!!!!

It’s been yet ANOTHER week LOADED with liberal STUPIDITY and I can’t hold back any longer.

Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

So…There they were…Socialists in Texas…Raising hell and CHEERING on the murder of unborn children.

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Snowden…Hero, Traitor or Straight to Video D List Movie?

Ed Snowden.

A squirrely cross between Carmen San Diego and Waldo…

Where in the world IS Ed Snowden??

He WAS in Hawaii before he hightailed it to Hong Kong.

It was while he was IN Hong Kong that his hybrid leak of national security secrets and whistle-blowing regarding the NSA and their spying on ALL Americans became public knowledge. He gave a Q and A via the internet during his 2 week stay in the People’s Republic of China and then, boarded a plane for Moscow.

Supposedly flanked by Wikileaks lawyers and advisers, Snowden landed in Russia for a layover on what everyone believed was a run for Ecuador but, alas, the plane bound for a South American country not friendly to the United States left Russia with HIS seat empty.

So…Now we are left with a few questions…

Where IS Ed Snowden and, is he a traitor or a hero?

Let’s take the 2nd question first.

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Friday Fume

Well…Another week of EPIC socialist stupidity in the can.

We live in difficult times of warped socialist sensibilities and free-falling morals. It would be too much to handle if we couldn’t find a way to laugh at it from time to time.

At the end of every week, I meet absurdity with absurdity…HEAD ON and this week is no exception.

STAND FAST AND GET A GRIP…

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Look…You didn’t need to grow up in farm country to recognize the utter stupidity of the latest move by the Dictator’s Palace Guards.

As we all know, the Dictator was in Northern Ireland for a few days and staying in some posh lakeside resort.

Okay…

Apparently, surrounding the resort, one would find farm fields.

Oooookay.

So…The “SECRET” Service decided to pose as…FARMERS to patrol those fields and NOT be noticed or…Stand out regardless of HOW outstanding they are in their field.

THEY BOUGHT A FLEET OF BRAND NEW…

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TREASON By Another Name IS OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY

Seriously.

What in THE hell???

Obama’s latest proclamation is so far outside the realm of rational thought that it can ONLY be labeled as INSANE.

We are now going to have…

PEACE TALKS…

WITH THE TALIBAN???

What???

FIRST of all…

WE don’t negotiate with TERRORISTS.

EVER!!!

PERIOD!!!!!

Second off…

The Taliban are TERRORISTS and…

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Obama on Syria – Too Complex for Mere Mortals

Where liberty is concerned, America has a moral directive to help emerging nations and movements to achieve it.

That’s who we are.

It’s what we are.

But an internal struggle for power, where no liberty is in the offing regardless of which side is ultimately seated?

That is none of our damned business.

Syria, as it has been, under Assad, is a threat to our allies in the region.

Syria as it would be, under Islamic radicalism at the hands of those who would replace Assad…al Qaeda…The Muslim Brotherhood…Ansar al-Sharia…would STILL be a threat to our allies in the region.

While we can and should offer humanitarian assistance to those displaced by the civil war in Syria, where we can and to the extent that we can…Getting involved in the fight, via arms shipments to the “rebels,” is a foolish thing indeed.

There is no moral high ground there.

Arming the “rebels” who are al Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, with who we are currently at war in other theaters, is treason and…

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Bob Mueller and the FBI – Down the Rabbit Hole

Remember when?

It was a month and a couple of days ago. May 16th, 2013.

Remember?

That was the day that the Dictator stood before the press and answered a few questions.

When did he find out about the IRS targeting Conservatives and Conservatives groups?

“I certainly did not know anything about the IG report before the IG report had been leaked through the press.”

Uh huh.

He had NO IDEA it was going on.

Then, the dictator stated: “We will be putting in new leadership that will be able to make sure that we…hold accountable those who have taken these outrageous actions.  It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, you should be equally outraged.”

Outraged?

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