How to LOSE an Election in 10 Easy Steps

As we have an election in a short 8 ½ months, primaries in just 3 months and, since we haven’t done this sort of thing for the last 15 months or so…I thought now might be a good time for a refresher course in how to LOSE an election.

Somehow, we, as Conservatives, screwed it up back in 2010 and actually won the darn thing.

If memory serves…It was called a shellacking and, we certainly wouldn’t want to have THAT again.

Would we?

So…Let’s get started…

How to LOSE an election.

1) RESEARCH

Don’t do your own.

It takes time…It’s hard and it simply isn’t necessary in this day and age. There are PLENTY of folks scattered about on social media that you don’t know a single thing about who will be more than happy to do your research for you.

By all means…TRUST them.

There are a lot of axes out there and more than enough people willing to grind them and, it really doesn’t matter whether or not THEY share YOUR values and ideology…THEY did the research and, according to them…PIGS can FLY.

Just go with it.

Next…

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Obama’s SOTU – Doin’ the American Hustle!!!

Obama was the star of his own show and a legend in his own mind.

Last night’s State of Dismay speech clearly put a fine point on THAT bit of narcissism wrapped in union, butt-kissing flattery.

With nods to manufacturing, education and job training, Obama laid out yet another agenda to keep that tingle running up the union leg.

He announced that, with a stroke of his mighty pen, he has increased SOME federal contract worker’s minimum wages to $10.10 per hour.

Whoopty-doo.

Do you have ANY idea how many people will benefit from THAT???

In a world where the government contracts out more than $700 MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS for a website that doesn’t work…Neither do I but…If can get me the line item on the number of illegals “hired” to replace the toilet paper in the little nerds room…WE’LL BOTH KNOW!!!

He announced, with arrogance, that under his guidance the economy is getting better.

If by “better” he meant at a stagnant growth rate of 2.2%…

Naturally, the applause from the left side of my SOTU surround sound speakers was…

Sickening.

Applauding 2.2% as a growing economy is akin to giving a gold medal to whoever comes in last during the upcoming  4 man Olympics bobsled run.

The truth of the economy is that it sucks and it’s not getting any better.

Unemployment down to 6.7%???

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Inside the Obama (Who’s Your Daddy?) Conspicuous Theory

Yesterday’s article in The National Patriot, The REAL Obama: An INDONESIAN, Muslim, Socialist Puppet, seems to have lit a fire.

The overwhelming resemblance between Obama and Mohammad Subud, the Indonesian, former Muslim and founder of the Subud cult is undeniable but that, predictably, didn’t deter liberals from collectively gnashing their teeth.

Conservatives, on the other hand, respectfully questioned the subtle differences between the 2 men with the difference in hair texture and skin tone being their primary points of discussion.

I would like to address those differences here.

First, the hair.

There is no doubt that Obama has hair most often associated with black or African ancestry while Subud’s hair was that of the Asian or Indonesian persuasion.

To explain the difference, one must look into both men’s backgrounds.

Simply put, we have very few points of reference regarding Subud’s ancestry. No information regarding his parents, grandparents and no photos to use as comparisons.

His genetic makeup is something of a mystery but, I’ll get back to this shortly.

Obama, on the other hand, is a different story.

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Friday Fume

Yet another week of obtuse liberal/socialist insanity is in the books and history will not treat it kindly.

I, on the other hand, will treat it with every last ounce of due respect it deserves.

The morons.

We’ll dispense with the quick hits this week and just…DIVE RIGHT IN to the SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL…THE LIBERAL END!!!

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well…Did ya hear about Wendy Davis…Texas’ own Abortion Barbie?

It seems a while back she was telling her life story during a Texas fillybuster.

FILLYBUSTER…

Its TEXAS…What do want for nothing?

Anyway…

As it turns out…If she wrote down THAT version of the Wendy Davis story…YOU WOULD FIND IT IN THE FICTION SECTION!!!

Having been caught fabricating her past…The overjoyed-at-the-notion-of-on-demand-abortion Davis, tried to calm the waters that are pulling her political career down the toilet by EXPLAINING that she might have…STRETCHED the truth a little.

That’s like saying CHRIS CHRISTIE STRETCHED THE WAISTBAND OF…

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Benghazi Bombshell: Help Denied – The Inside Job

When it comes to Benghazi…The more dots we are given to connect, the sharper the treasonous picture becomes and now, thanks to the Senate Intelligence Committee Report, we have even MORE dots on the page.

Imagine, if you will, having command of C-110 transferred, in the middle of an attack, to someone who doesn’t even know there is a second complex, full of Americans, in the attack zone.

You don’t have to imagine it.

It is a point of fact.

Let’s back up a bit and define a few very important details.

C-110.

What in the hell is C-110???

C-110 is a 40 man, Special Ops unit specifically trained for rapid response when Americans find themselves in harm’s way in foreign countries.

It is also known as, EUCOM CIF.

C-110 was under the control of our military’s European Command.

WAS…Being the key word.

The attack, NOT in QUESTION but, IN FACT was…

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Obama Promised Transparency – Robert Gates Delivers!!

Well, now…Retired Secretary of Defense Robert Gates has written a book, “Duty” which will be released within days and IN that book, he lets loose on several things but, the one that is raising the most eye brows, is the revelation regarding both Hillary and Obama and their opposition to the 2007 surge in Iraq.

Let’s get a few things straight here before we delve into the ramifications and the meaning of that bombshell.

First…Robert Gates has served this country through various administrations. He was the Deputy CIA Director for Reagan…The Deputy National Security Advisor and later, the CIA Director for Bush 41…And, the Secretary of Defense for Bush 43…A position he was asked to continue, by Obama.

Gates became the only career CIA OFFICER ever to rise to the level of CIA DIRECTOR and the only questionable activity in his record was due to the Iran/Contra affair but…

In the final report from the Independent Counsel for Iran-Contra Scandal, Gates was deemed, “close to many figures who played significant roles in the Iran/contra affair and was in a position to have known of their activities. The evidence developed by Independent Counsel did not warrant indictment…”

Gates’ service clearly, was driven by patriotism rather than partisanism.

There are those who claim he is doing nothing in this book except grinding an old axe but…

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Weekend Edition: NY Times – Covering (UP) Benghazi – Pt.2

In yesterday’s Weekend Edition, I outlined the desperation of last week’s New York Times attempt to provide cover by reintroducing that lame and false You Tube fabrication for the Benghazi attacks.

I also kicked down the door as to who would have HAD to be involved, why and to what ends.

I went so far as to expose the preemptive nature behind the cover story AND the actions of 8 Democrats in the house.

If you missed it…Have a look at the truly disgusting nature of those who would conspire, collude, commit and cover up acts of TREASON.

But, I said there was more and, there is.

To truly delve into the desperate nature of liberals, Obama, his administration, Hillary and the New York Times…One must fully realize how far the Times is willing to go and why.

Last week, The NY Times released an editorial regarding Benghazi and that You Tube video ass covering story stating: “Months of investigation by The New York Times, centered on extensive interviews with Libyans in Benghazi who had direct knowledge of the attack there and its context, turned up no evidence that Al Qaeda or other international terrorist groups had any role in the assault. The attack was led, instead, by fighters who had benefited directly from NATO’s extensive air power and logistics support during the uprising against Colonel Qaddafi. And contrary to claims by some members of Congress, it was fueled in large part by anger at an American-made video denigrating Islam.”

The Times didn’t stop there.

Oh…SOMEBODY is TRULY desperate…

Last Thursday, they actually made a claim SO outrageous, SO absurd, that it defies common sense and DEFINES desperation.

As their latest effort at providing some sort of “reasonable” doubt for any upcoming trial of either Hillary, Obama or BOTH was falling apart due to REAL FACTS garnered from SWORN TESTIMONY provided by CIA BENGHAZI SURVIVORS behind the closed doors of the house oversight committee…

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Weekend Edition: NY Times – Covering (UP) Benghazi – Pt.1

Last week, the New York Times garnered publicity by trying to claim that the 9-11-2012 attacks in Benghazi really WERE because of an obtuse, low budget, You Tube video that, essentially, nobody saw.

The fallout was decisive from their inopportune editorial.

Members of congress from both parties quickly derided the opinion piece as bunk, citing evidence gathered via sources under oath from house and senate hearings that pointed directly toward al Qaeda and their affiliate, Ansar al Sharia…al Qaeda by another name.

Many called the NYT piece what it was.

Cover for Hillary’s 2016 ambitions but…

I contend there is more to it than that.

Much more to it than that.

Before I delve into what that much more is, we need to take a quick look at the claims made in the Times.

First…

Here is the direct quote from David D. Kirkpatrick of the Times in that piece:

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Friday Fume

Gee WHIZ what a week.

We have an 11 year old girl being told by socialists that she CAN’T…SELL…MISTLETOE to help pay for her braces but…IT’S PERFECTLY OKAY TO…SIT THERE AND BEG FOR THE MONEY…

The Department of Energy just blew ANOTHER…$139 MILLION BUCKS on a “LOAN” to FISKER ELECTRIC CARS!!!

Wonder if the problem THERE was…THE FISKER PLANT WAS POWERED BY…SOLYNDRA SOLAR PANELS???

And…

Some people are getting’ all bent outta shape because NORAD has SANTA escorted by FIGHTER JETS!!!

Listen…He has to fly all around the world…Over IRAN…AFGHANISTAN…NORTH KOREA…ALL THE DIFFERENT BUTT-KRACKISTANS…and plenty of other places where CHRISTMAS…IS ABOUT AS WELCOME AS IT IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE…

I WANT THAT FAT, JOLLY ELF…PROTECTED!!!!!

My Patriot Friends…Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s start with this…

Yesterday, we heard of a 33 year old teacher from Texas who was GUNNED DOWN and KILLED in…

BENGHAZI!!!

This comes on the heels of the 80 something year old VETERAN who was jailed in NORTH KOREA a couple of weeks ago.

Remember those 2 “hikers” who were held in IRAN a couple of years ago???

SERIOUSLY…WTH???

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Barack HUSSEIN Obama – Islam’s TROJAN HORSE!!!

When you look at a number of Obama quotes, there are some things that should come as no surprise.

 “We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world — including in my own country.”

“Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”

“These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”

“I made clear that America is not – and never will be – at war with Islam.”

“Islam is not part of the problem in combating violent extremism – it is an important part of promoting peace.”

Need I continue?

Yes…I believe, to make the point crystal clear…I do.

“That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.”

“Throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality.”

“Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality”

Are you starting to get the picture?

Maybe THESE quotes will help…

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