How to LOSE an Election in 10 Easy Steps

As we have an election in a short 8 ½ months, primaries in just 3 months and, since we haven’t done this sort of thing for the last 15 months or so…I thought now might be a good time for a refresher course in how to LOSE an election.

Somehow, we, as Conservatives, screwed it up back in 2010 and actually won the darn thing.

If memory serves…It was called a shellacking and, we certainly wouldn’t want to have THAT again.

Would we?

So…Let’s get started…

How to LOSE an election.

1) RESEARCH

Don’t do your own.

It takes time…It’s hard and it simply isn’t necessary in this day and age. There are PLENTY of folks scattered about on social media that you don’t know a single thing about who will be more than happy to do your research for you.

By all means…TRUST them.

There are a lot of axes out there and more than enough people willing to grind them and, it really doesn’t matter whether or not THEY share YOUR values and ideology…THEY did the research and, according to them…PIGS can FLY.

Just go with it.

Next…

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From a Constitutional to Banana Republic

Tuesday evening, the Dictator delivered his State of Future Mandates speech to a 60% ungrateful nation.

Don’t they realize what the remaining 40% who approve of his highness have embraced?

BIG GOVERNMENT is WORKING in their minds.

There are now more people collecting welfare than ever before.

Big government works.

There are more Americans than ever utilizing food stamps.

Big government works.

More and more Americans have applied for and received disability compensation than ever before and, it doesn’t even matter whether or not they actually need it.

Big government works.

More Americans have been thrown off the health insurance plans they had and, would have liked to have kept, than have signed up for the propagandized, “BETTER” and more “AFFORDABLE” Obamacare and, of those who have signed up, the overwhelming majority are those signing up for expanded Medicaid along with those Americans who are older and more in need of healthcare than those who are young, healthy and NECESSARY to carry the financial burden.

Big…Government…

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Obama’s SOTU – Doin’ the American Hustle!!!

Obama was the star of his own show and a legend in his own mind.

Last night’s State of Dismay speech clearly put a fine point on THAT bit of narcissism wrapped in union, butt-kissing flattery.

With nods to manufacturing, education and job training, Obama laid out yet another agenda to keep that tingle running up the union leg.

He announced that, with a stroke of his mighty pen, he has increased SOME federal contract worker’s minimum wages to $10.10 per hour.

Whoopty-doo.

Do you have ANY idea how many people will benefit from THAT???

In a world where the government contracts out more than $700 MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS for a website that doesn’t work…Neither do I but…If can get me the line item on the number of illegals “hired” to replace the toilet paper in the little nerds room…WE’LL BOTH KNOW!!!

He announced, with arrogance, that under his guidance the economy is getting better.

If by “better” he meant at a stagnant growth rate of 2.2%…

Naturally, the applause from the left side of my SOTU surround sound speakers was…

Sickening.

Applauding 2.2% as a growing economy is akin to giving a gold medal to whoever comes in last during the upcoming  4 man Olympics bobsled run.

The truth of the economy is that it sucks and it’s not getting any better.

Unemployment down to 6.7%???

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Regulation Nation and the Laws Congress NEVER Voted On

I’ve said it before and, I’ll say it again, and again…and AGAIN if necessary…

No one election…No ONE president can or will turn this country around, get it back to its rightful exceptionalism or return the Constitutional Republic to the vision entrusted us by the founders and framers.

It will not take as little as 2 years…4 years…8 years…a decade or even a generation.

The hill we climb is nothing short of Everest and getting to the summit is just the first step in what will be a monumental battle.

As we approach the 2014 midterms and then, the 2016 presidential elections, we MUST, as conservatives, identify and elect those willing and ABLE to reign in government and return the power of the Republic back to it’s proper place.

We the People.

This is the goal of the Tea Party and why, in fact, we are so feared by the liberals and socialists from the hallowed halls of Washington DC to the street corners of liberal Meccas from sea to shining sea.

The “fundamental transformation” of these United States is what they’re after.

They no longer want a Constitutional Republic.

THEY want socialism or it’s evil twin, communism.

Big…BIG government under control of a ruling class of self-proclaimed “elites” and a collective, raising the children of village idiots subservient to and answerable only to…the government.

GOVERNMENT, they believe, makes the ONLY good decisions and why, should the PEOPLE, of all people, be allowed to run GOVERNMENT rather then THEIR nirvana of the GOVERNMENT ruling the PEOPLE…

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Summer in Antarctica – An EPIC Global Warming FAIL

You can tell and TELL liberals that shooting themselves in the foot isn’t a good idea but do they LISTEN???

Nope.

Over and over again they seem hell bent on PROVING that a liberal can be led to knowledge but you can’t make them learn.

Case in point…

For a week now, a gaggle of 74 liberal idiots have been stranded…On a ship…

STUCK in the ANTARCTIC ICE…

Waiting for rescue.

Why are they there???

TO RESEARCH…GLOBAL WARMING of course!!!!!

They just had to SEE for themselves the effects of the MELTING POLAR ICE CAP.

Oh…

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Weekend Edition: The Delusional World of Media Matters

HOLD THE PHONE!!!

STOP THE PRESSES!!!

WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS!!!

Media Matters has…Declared…VICTORY over…FOX NEWS!!!!!

For years, Propaganda Matters has waged war against Fox News in much the same way a light breeze has waged war on the Rocky Mountains but…IT’S OVER!!!

PROPAGANDA MATTERS HAS DECLARED THAT LAST FRIDAY, DECEMBER 13TH, 2013, WAS…VFN DAY.

That, of course would be…VICTORY over FOX NEWS Day!!!

Oh…Never mind that Fox News continues to be THE most HIGHLY RATED news organization in the land…That’s just a technicality.

According to Amanda Terkel, “In the coming years, Fox will no longer be the center of Media Matters’ universe. Media Matters has effectively discredited the network’s desire to be seen as ‘fair and balanced.’”

And how “effectively” HAS Media Matters been regarding the “discrediting” of Fox News?

Well…When it comes to TRUST and who DO you…FOX is rated higher than ABC News.

For that matter, Propaganda Matters…Fox is ALSO rated higher as a TRUSTED news organization than… CBS News…CNN… MSNBC…Comedy Central…NBC News…and PBS.

THIS JUST IN….PROPAGANDA MATTERS HAS DECLARED VICTORY OVER FOX NEWS!!!

Never mind that FOX has the highest rated morning show of any cable network and…The highest ratings in the afternoon too. Then, there’s the FOX News number 1 rated “The Five” which, oddly enough, airs at 5 eastern time.

Did ya hear???

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Tea Party Rising

The stakes have never been higher.

With the 2014 midterm election but a year away, 47% of Americans will be faced with one of the hardest choices they will ever make in a voting booth.

Will they side with the GOP Republicans or will they join the Tea Party Republicans?

Here is what they face.

The GOP…The ESTABLISHMENT Republicans or, as I and many fellow writers call them…RINO’s…have set the terms of their 2014 midterm races.

They want to crush the Tea Party.

Congressman Steve LaTourette of Ohio…a RINO…Puts it this way: “We’re going to be very aggressive and we’re going to get in their faces.” La Tourteet claims he and his fellow RINO’S intend to raise $8 million dollars to beat the Tea Party in his state.

Across the nation, the Establishment plans on running ATTACK ads AGAINST Tea Party Candidates.

They plan to AGGRESSIVELY attack such CONSERVATIVE organizations as the Heritage Action, Freedom Works and the Club for Growth.

In short…The GOP plans to do exactly what LIBERALS plan to do…

REMOVE THE TEA PARTY FROM EXISTENCE!!!

Therefore…I submit this question:

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Unable to Defend Their Agenda, Liberals Attack the T.E.A. Party

The die has been cast for the 2014 midterm elections as well as for the 2016 general elections and liberals know that the overriding issues for either election are not in their favor.

This is why we have seen ramped up efforts on the part of liberals to demonize the Tea Party.

Make no mistake, these are preemptive strikes.

During the 2010 midterms, liberals took the Tea Party far, far too lightly and the result was a major shellacking. Liberals lost the house and with it, the smooth waters for Obama’s socialist agenda.

Now, Obama’s party is running scared, sensing a sequel to those 2010 midterms.

Historically, midterm elections do not favor the party in power and liberals know that all too well.

To combat the coming storm, liberals are now increasing their efforts to label Conservatives as the party of evil, vile and destructive agenda motives.

Arsonists…Hostage takers…Terrorists…purveyors of domestic violence…Demanding ransoms…Extremists…Racist…

You have heard the labels and they will only become more vile as we approach the 2014 elections with the Tea Party square in the crosshairs.

The liberal core voters are uninformed, will vote democrat, as they have for decades, even in the face of their own reality, and they are gullible, believing whatever they are told by their party regardless of the truth.

The truth of the Tea Party is exactly the opposite of the liberal propaganda.

The Tea Party.

The…

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Friday Fume

The inescapable fact that liberals and socialists are BAT CRAP INSANE has been on FULL DISPLAY once again this week.

You just can’t make this stuff UP.

Before we get into the thick of what hit the fan over the last 7 days…

Let me give you a few quick hitters.

3 middle school students from Virginia Beach have been…EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR because they were PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS…ON PRIVATE PROPERTY…BEFORE SCHOOL WHILE WAITING FOR THE BUS!!!!!

Another clear-cut case of ZERO TOLERANCE for COMMON SENSE!!!!!

AL QAEDA TERRORISTS in LIBYA have “STOLEN” hundreds of REAL guns, an undisclosed number of high tech night vision goggles,  and dozens of Special Operations transports armed with machine guns, fragmentation grenade launchers, and STATE-OF-THE-ART…HIGH TECH CLASSIFIED GPS ON-BOARD UNITS!!!

STOLEN???

Like kids STEAL candy on HALLOWEEN???

And…

With IRAN TRYING TO BUILD NUKES…

North Korea HAVING nukes and a GROWING METH MANUFACTURING OPERATION…

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Obamacare Govt. Home Visits – One Nation Under Socialism

What you are about to read will affect socialists, liberals and Conservatives alike. Read it to the end and share the link to this article.

And now we are able to connect more dots in the evolving, disgusting, anti-American picture of socialism in our nation under the oppressive regime of Obama.

This will set your teeth on fire.

Remember all the socialist outcry for more gun control in the wake of Newtown?

Remember the demands for gun confiscation and the socialist compromise of registration?

Now we know why.

Connect the dots.

Senate amendment 3276, Sec. 2716, part c. buried deep within the OBAMACARE bill makes it ILLEGAL for doctors to “collect any information relating to the lawful ownership or possession of a firearm or ammunition.”

That is exactly why socialists and their leader, Obama, have been putting the pressure ON lawmakers to MANDATE registrations of weapons and ammo and exactly why they want to EXPAND the list of “weapons” which must be registered.

Even conservatives and the NRA have said they have no problem with background checks but…They are WRONG to do so.

The skunk in the gun registration woodpile is…

OBAMACARE!!!!!

Here is why.

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