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Holy Guacamole, Cow Farts and Reparations

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

It is now early April, 2019, and while the calendar says we’re 19 months away from the 2020 election, I can assure you we are both a whole lot closer than that to the campaigns in earnest, and it’s going to seem like an eternity before Election Day.

It seems like every few days, some other democrat crawls out of their hole, sees their shadow and announces that they too are running for the presidency in 2020.

At this point, it bears a striking resemblance to one of those little cars at the circus that stops at center ring and about a hundred clowns come pouring out of it. Politics in this metaphor would represent the circus, the 2020 election would be the center ring, and…

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Last Week’s News in Its Proper Perspective

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last week was a very interesting week, and one that I believe needs to be put in its proper, snarky perspective.

Ready or not…here we go…

Okay…Syria is all bent out of shape because, last week, President Trump officially recognized Israel’s sovereignty in the Golan Heights. Syria has, since 1967 accused Israel of occupying what belongs to Syria.

Ummmm…excuse me Syria…but perhaps you should have thought about the consequences of trying to invade Israel before you invaded Israel in 1967…and perhaps you should have considered the ramifications of getting your asses kicked in what has to have been one of the absolute shortest wars in the history of wars.

Sure…you figured…hey, new country, how ready could Israel possibly be to wage a war…right? Well, it took Israel just 6 days to whoop ya, and after doing so, Israel had every right to the Golan Heights…so get over it, and get over yourselves.

Syria…

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A Change in the Weather, Not the Climate

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

I’d like to take a bit of your time to talk to you today about the weather.

Sorry…I mean global warming.

Sorry…I meant to say…climate change.

Here in Nebraska, where I live, and you may not know where exactly that is so let me explain it this way…you know how, when you’re watching some weather lady give the national forecast on TV…well…we’re located directly behind where she stands while lying the rest of you about what it’s going to be like where you live.

Anyway, here in Nebraska last week…we had quite the weather…global warming/climate change event. We’re used to the climate changing here about every five minutes but last week was a doozy. Last Tuesday, it was beautiful, 50 degrees and sunny. Then last Wednesday, it started raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock from 2 in the freakin’ morning until it turned to snow at around 4 in the afternoon. The wind came up to about 60 mph and it snowed and blowed (a Nebraska saying) or snew and blew for the rest of you until about 2 in the afternoon on Thursday.

Well…

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Liberal BS and the Farting Cows of Doom

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The liberal agenda is all BS. 100 percent, absolute, undeniable bullcrap…and I believe that I can prove it.

Honestly, I don’t give a happy damn what plank from their agenda you care to bring up…I can show you how liberals have taken both sides of the issue when it suits them…and many times, they take both sides at the same time.

Sure it’s tricky. You have to be accomplished, pathological liars to do it. You have to be the absolute definition of hypocritical to pull it off, and you must, and I mean MUST have no shame…but we’re talking about liberals here so…

It goes without saying that liberals hate President Trump, and they hate Conservatives who support President Trump. Liberals also hate opinions that not fall into line with their own opinions.

Liberals hate religion, law enforcement, guns…people who own guns and large sodas.

The list of things liberals hate is far too long to compile here, but suffice it to say…liberals are indeed a hateful bunch and yet, they portray themselves as…

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Damn the Roses…This is the Socialist Derby

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

AND…they’re off…in more ways than one.

The liberal’s horse race for the White House is under way. Let’s call it the Socialist Derby and issue an immediate apology to the great state of Kentucky for purloining their moniker.

The problem is, all the liberal horses are running backwards. Have you ever seen a horse running backwards? It’s awkward, to say the least, and amusing at best. What it amounts to is watching one horse’s ass trying to get out front of the rest of the horses asses to see which horse’s ass can get to the glue factory last.

It’s not much fun for the horses…it’s gonna be sad for liberals who have their bets placed…but it’s gonna be a hoot for we spectators on the right side of the bleachers.

To fully understand the nature of this race, we’ll have to size up just a few of the horses asses in the running. Trust me…there are simply too many horses asses in this race to deal with all of them…which would require writing a book rather than an article, and I just don’t have time to write a book so let’s start with…

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A Very Bad Week For Liberals

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last week was a bad week for the stupid liberals…a very bad week…which has resulted in a perverse sense of glee on my part.

I just can’t help it.

As the liberals grow evermore desperate, they have started doing some of the most obtuse things that even a six year old could see as doomed to failure…but as we are all too well aware…your average liberal’s intelligence doesn’t rise to the level of your average six year old.

The real question is…from where do I even begin?

Okay…how about with what’s going on in the state of denial…Virginia?

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Fundamentally Transformed vs. Fundamentally Informed

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

So…last week, Tom Perez who heads the DNC went off on a bit of a rant regarding not so much the message, but the messengers.

At best, Perez’s statements are myopic.

In a clearer sense, his statements are emblematic of the big picture problem with liberals that have been systemic for quite some time.

The “we’re just not doing enough to get our message out there” line of thinking by the liberal elite, like Tom Perez, is nothing but an excuse…an attempt to divert the blame for what’s really going on left of the center aisle.

We’ve been hearing the excuse at least as far back as the presidential election of 2000, and it has become the standard first line of excuse for liberals ever since. After conservatives took the house in 2010…”we’re just not doing enough to get our message out there” was the first thing the liberal elite said. After losing the senate too, a few years later…there it was again…”we’re just not doing enough to get our message out there.”

After Hillary’s loss in 2016…

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Liberals Say It’s Trump’s Fault – Any Port in a Storm

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Earlier this Week, as hurricane Florence barreled towards the East Coast with a powerful storm, but before landfall, on Wednesday, September 12th, 2018…the Washington Post did what liberal fake news has become famous for…they blamed the impending hurricane on…

President Trump.

The title of the Washington Post op-ed? “Another hurricane is about to batter our coast. Trump is complicit.”

Here’s a tidbit from the poo-flinging fish wrapper…

“Yet when it comes to extreme weather, Mr. Trump is complicit. He plays down humans’ role in increasing the risks, and he continues to dismantle efforts to address those risks. It is hard to attribute any single weather event to climate change. But there is no reasonable doubt that humans are priming the Earth’s systems to produce disasters.”

Did you get that?

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Ocasio-Cortez…Nothing But a Facade

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Ross Barkan of The Guardian has called Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez “the future of the democratic party.” In fact, in a recent piece, Barkan said of Ocasio-Cortez, “Ocasio-Cortez is an unabashed leftist, supported by the Democratic Socialists of America and numerous progressive organizations. She ran on a platform of Medicare for all, abolishing Ice and a federal jobs guarantee. She was unafraid of calling out corporatism and capitalism.”

Tom Perez, the Democratic National Committee Chairman said that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez “represents the future of our party.”

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the woman who won the NY primary over liberal incumbent Joe Crowley, and she is an unapologetic, unabashed socialist. Ocasio-Cortez is also running on a platform of free everything for everybody…

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Wind Energy…Nothing But a Hot Air Scam

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last week, soon after recovering from the spectacle of Kathy Griffin’s televised pity party, in which she, a woman who is so white she is nearly transparent played the race card in an absurd attempt to garner sympathy because she claims she is being bullied by President Trump…

I was treated to the obtuse rantings and ravings of a nearly frothing at the mouth John Kerry regarding President Trump’s decision to leave the Paris Climate debacle.

Before I get into what’s really behind the liberal meltdown over the President’s rightful move on the climate thing…allow me to address Kerry’s absolute nonsense.

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