Friday Fume

In the loony bin of socialist wombattery, there are just FAR too many issues from which to choose and SO little space to dedicate TO them.

Every week, I try to narrow it down and every week I have to leave the vast majority of the list out of the piece.

Forgive me.

This week is no exception to the rule.

Sit down, strap in and try to find a laugh or 2 to get you through the weekend.

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Do we have an illegal alien problem in these United States?

NOOOOOOOOO…….

Not if you ask THIS administration but…

Ask somebody ELSE like…Oh…I don’t know…

LAW ENFORCEMENT in ARIZONA!!!

Daniel Jupa-Fino, 21, of SONORA…MEXICO…Was arrested last week in Pinal County Arizona.

The ILLEGAL had just been involved in a traffic accident and low and behold…HE HAD MORE THAN 200 POUNDS OF POT IN HIS CAR!!!

This wasn’t Jupa-Fino’s 1st interaction with the law in our country either…

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Ignore Trayvon? Move on? Old News? THINK AGAIN!!!

I would like to take a moment and address all of this Trayvon and Zimmerman nonsense.

I am seeing it all over social media and frankly, enough is enough.

I’m talking about all those who say there should be nothing more said regarding Trayvon and Zimmerman. They say we need to focus and while I agree, I am still at something of a loss.

Focus on what, exactly?

It seems every other post I see telling me to focus is telling me to focus on something different.

Focus on Benghazi…THAT is THE most important thing.

Focus on Obamacare. THAT is THE most important thing.

Focus on Obama’s records fraud. THAT is THE most important thing.

Focus on the IRS abuse of power.

Focus on the NRA.

Focus on agenda 21.

Focus on abortion.

Focus on Extortion 17.

Focus on this…Focus on THAT…

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Unions to Obama on Obamacare: FIX THIS!!!

Ahhhhh…Tea is SO refreshing. Better than Kool Aid.

Remember when?

Remember when all those jack booted unions were all about Obamacare? How they told US that Obamacare was just what this country needed and how those of us who were against it needed to be met with a hit?

Those were the good ol’ days huh?

It was the Tea Party, our little angry mob, astro-turf, racist, terrorist grass roots groups railing against Obamacare that put a coat of shellack on Obama and the socialists in the 2010 midterms and the unions were still holding us to the point of a gun for it in 2011.

Remember Jimmy Hoffa the Lesser?

In 2011, HE let loose on the Tea Party and stated: “We’ve got to keep an eye on the battle that we face — a war on workers. And you see it everywhere. It is the Tea Party. And there’s only one way to beat and win that war — the one thing about working people is, we like a good fight.”

“President Obama, this is your army, we are ready to march. But everybody here’s got to vote. If we go back, and keep the eye on the prize, let’s take these son-of-a-bitches out.”

He’s a peach isn’t he?

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Friday Fume

It’s NOT that there are so many thugs in Chicago that’s been causing the murder rates there to remain so high.

According to Chicago’s SS Chief, Supt. Garry McCarthy, It’s…

Wait for it…

GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Yep, that’s right…The SUMMER WEATHER…has a role in the murder rate in Chicago.

Or…Is it global HUMIDITY???

It’s a lot hotter…ALL YEAR LONG…In Phoenix but Phoenix doesn’t have the murder rate that Chicago has.

Phoenix, you see, has a “dry” heat.

Now…MIAMI on the other hand…Is MORE humid than CHICAGO and just as hot but…MIAMI doesn’t have as high a murder rate as Chicago EITHER.

Hmmmmm…..

Have ya ever been to New Orleans?

It’s hot and GOD AWFUL humid in New Orleans and the place is CRAWLING with liberal creole cretins but they don’t have the murder rate of Chicago either.

THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE SHOT AND KILLED IN CHICAGO OVER THE 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND THAT WERE KILLED IN CAIRO!!!

It’s hot in Cairo.

In Egypt…

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The Best Way to Kill Obamacare? IMPLEMENT OBAMACARE!!!

Well, well, well…

So, our Muslim Brotherhood Dictator, Obama, wants to delay the employer mandate part of Obamacare until 2015.

Gee whiz…After the 2010 midterm shellacking the Dictator took, who would have ever guess he wouldn’t want this employment killer put on hold until after the 2014 midterms?

Oh…HE says there are things yet to be worked out and more time is needed for implementation.

Conservative pundits are saying it’s a transparent attempt to delay the first wave of really bad stull until after the midterms.

Socialist pundits are trying to convince us that the employer mandate really isn’t that big a part of the unaffordable healthcare act anyway.

I see more.

I see MUCH more to this than what immediately meets the eye.

I don’t see this as a delay in one part of the largest tax hike in American history…

What I see is far, far more disturbing.

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IT’S THE BORDER…STUPID!!!

One has to wonder how many of those in congress who signed on to the amnesty bill, lock the doors of their homes.

Allow me to explain.

When we start talking about border security, the numbers are large and it becomes hard for some to grasp all of the miles involved.

The CRS Report for Congress states that, according to the U.S. Geological Survey…

“The length of the International Boundary line of the U.S.-Canadian border, excluding Alaska, is approximately 3,987 miles, while  the length of the U.S.-Mexican border is estimated at 1,933 miles. The length of the Alaska-Canada border alone is 1,538 miles.”

Are those in the amnesty camp even starting to get it yet?

Perhaps a couple of charts will help the amnesty crowd to process the scope of the situation.

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The Formal Indictment of Barack Hussein Obama

As Conservatives and Tea Party faithful, we are constantly preaching adherence to that great document, beginning with the words, We the People…

Our Constitution is that document meant to limit the scope of government and to protect We the People FROM government.

We cite the Constitution, we hold it up as THE law of the land and we strongly disagree with those, whether within our own party of the opposition who seek to circumvent or ignore it.

Our Founders and Framers were far-sighted enough to know that such a document was necessary and arguably, for the exact reason with which we now face…A president who sees himself more as a King or a Dictator, a congress complacent to maintain status quo and the abuses of power against the people that go with those things.

But…

Today is the 4th of July.

Our Independence Day.

In past years, I have provided historical perspectives and behind the scenes essays regarding our starting point as a nation.

Well and fine however, this year, on Independence Day, we need something stronger. Something more pointed and something that rises to a call to action.

Today, we need…We REQUIRE…

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Weekend Edition: It Takes A Village Idiot

Before Hillary Clinton wrote a book about it, it was an old African proverb.

We, as conservatives, have railed against the notion but…Should we?

”It takes a village to raise a child.”

As I think back to MY younger days…To a large extent, there WAS a “village” involved.

My friend’s parents were part of that “village” and so was my church. There were the teachers in my schools, older kids who were either good or bad role models, extended family and neighbors.

Primarily, there were my parents but, to be fair, others; many others were involved in some way, shape or form. A “village” of sorts, I suppose and anything you did, right or wrong, good or bad, was seen by SOMEBODY who knew my parents and had no qualms whatsoever in reporting it TOO them.

Maybe it just took a village to keep an eye out.

There IS another old adage…

“Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot.”

The good news is…We have located the missing village idiots.

The bad news is…

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Liberals Want to Maintain 1965 Status Quo for Minorities

Today’s lesson in “How to Piss Off a Socialist” is simple…

Tell them that they are only allowed to vote once per socialist per election.

That is essentially exactly what a 5-4 decision from the United States Supreme Court said yesterday.

The law requiring certain states, once solidly blue and now, decidedly red, to provide proof that any changes they want to make to their voting procedures are not racist to the United States Attorney General, the 1965 law, was deemed old, out of date and unconstitutional by the Supremes.

What are socialists gonna do NOW???

Well, let’s see…

Obama said, “I am deeply disappointed with the Supreme Court’s decision today. Today’s decision invalidating one of its core provisions upsets decades of well-established practices that help make sure voting is fair, especially in places where voting discrimination has been historically prevalent.” 

Eric the corrupt and contemptuous Holder stated:

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Friday Fume

Well…Another week of EPIC socialist stupidity in the can.

We live in difficult times of warped socialist sensibilities and free-falling morals. It would be too much to handle if we couldn’t find a way to laugh at it from time to time.

At the end of every week, I meet absurdity with absurdity…HEAD ON and this week is no exception.

STAND FAST AND GET A GRIP…

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Look…You didn’t need to grow up in farm country to recognize the utter stupidity of the latest move by the Dictator’s Palace Guards.

As we all know, the Dictator was in Northern Ireland for a few days and staying in some posh lakeside resort.

Okay…

Apparently, surrounding the resort, one would find farm fields.

Oooookay.

So…The “SECRET” Service decided to pose as…FARMERS to patrol those fields and NOT be noticed or…Stand out regardless of HOW outstanding they are in their field.

THEY BOUGHT A FLEET OF BRAND NEW…

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