The liberals out there are Frightful
But Fridays are Delightful
Against the party of Doom and Gloom,
Let me Fume
Let me Fume
Let me Fume….
Ahhhh…Rhode Island…our smallest state…Where this time of the year, every scene looks like a Currier and Ives complimentary jelly jar scene…Governor Lincoln Chaffe sits atop Mount CRUMPIT and SNEERS at all the WHOS in WHOVILLE!!!!!
This MAGNANIMOUS PUTZ is REFUSING to call the STATE’S CHRISTMAS TREE…A CHRISTMAS TREE!!
It is, according to him…a HOLIDAY TREE.
He doesn’t want to offend those who may not celebrate CHRISTMAS.
Ummm…besides CHRISTMAS…what holidays, exactly, feature a TREE of ANY KIND???
A thanksgiving tree?
No.
How about a New Year’s tree?
Nope.
Easter? Groundhog’s Day? 4TH OF FREAKIN’ JULY TREE?????