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Friday Fume

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My head is SPINNING from yet ANOTHER full week of LIBERAL NONSENSE!!!

You would think I’m making this stuff up but…NOOOOOOOO…

Let’s see…

Some woman in DC managed to get herself LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM at her workplace AFTER HOURS and it took her 2 hours to BREAK THROUGH THE WALL TO UNLOCK THE DOOR!!!

She says she was in TEARS and was SO TRAUMATIZED by it that SHE HAD TO TAKE 2 DAYS OFF!!!

Which raises the question…

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GLADE AIR FRESHENERS DID THAT WOMAN EAT BEFORE SHE WENT IN THERE????

On January 1st, some dispensaries in the SOCIALIST REPUBLIK of COLORADO will start selling RECREATIONAL POT but…They’re afraid that a GANJA SHORTAGE WILL KILL THEIR BUSINESS ABOUT A WEEK LATER!!!

That should come as a relief to all Colorado 7-11’s as they’ll need the down time to RESTOCK THE DORITOS AND LITTLE MINI DOUGHNUT RACKS!!!

And…

Joe Biden says he and Obama are NOT exchanging gifts this year.

Probably a good thing really…I mean…

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Millennials – The Last Nail in the Obamacare Coffin

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According to Zeke Emanuel, Rahm’s brother, Obamacare architect, and a guy with all the warmth and charm of an inflamed hemorrhoid, the reason Young people are, in droves, NOT signing up for the insipid insurance program is that…

“No one has launched a big PR campaign to get these people signed up because of the problems with the federal website. We are about to launch a big PR campaign, and that, I think, is going to persuade a lot of people to sign up.”

Really?

After 3 ½ years of Obama campaigning on Obamacare…After his minions constantly telling the public how Obamacare was the greatest thing since sliced cheese and after all the ballyhoo surrounding a bill SO fantastic it had to remain under wraps until after it was passed…

Obamacare needs a “PR” CAMPAIGN???

Most folks think PR stands for “PUBLIC RELATIONS” but, most folks don’t have the double top-secret, Karl Marx decoder ring.

PR, in socialist speak means…

PROPAGANDA  REPRESENTATION!!!

Obamacare, according to Zeke, suffers from a lack of propaganda.

You see, for Obamacare to work, YOUNG people, steeped for the vast majority of their lives in socialism, via indoctrination centers mislabeled as “Public Schools” and, having had their brains soaked in socialism at asylums of HIGHER indoctrination masquerading as COLLEGES…MUST sign up for Obamacare and have THEIR bank accounts raided on behalf of older, sicker people.

What Zeke and Barry just can’t understand is that…

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Friday Fume

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Gee WHIZ what a week.

We have an 11 year old girl being told by socialists that she CAN’T…SELL…MISTLETOE to help pay for her braces but…IT’S PERFECTLY OKAY TO…SIT THERE AND BEG FOR THE MONEY…

The Department of Energy just blew ANOTHER…$139 MILLION BUCKS on a “LOAN” to FISKER ELECTRIC CARS!!!

Wonder if the problem THERE was…THE FISKER PLANT WAS POWERED BY…SOLYNDRA SOLAR PANELS???

And…

Some people are getting’ all bent outta shape because NORAD has SANTA escorted by FIGHTER JETS!!!

Listen…He has to fly all around the world…Over IRAN…AFGHANISTAN…NORTH KOREA…ALL THE DIFFERENT BUTT-KRACKISTANS…and plenty of other places where CHRISTMAS…IS ABOUT AS WELCOME AS IT IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE…

I WANT THAT FAT, JOLLY ELF…PROTECTED!!!!!

My Patriot Friends…Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s start with this…

Yesterday, we heard of a 33 year old teacher from Texas who was GUNNED DOWN and KILLED in…

BENGHAZI!!!

This comes on the heels of the 80 something year old VETERAN who was jailed in NORTH KOREA a couple of weeks ago.

Remember those 2 “hikers” who were held in IRAN a couple of years ago???

SERIOUSLY…WTH???

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Obama’s Desperate Lie: “Obamacare is Working”

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“The bottom line is, this law is working and will work into the future.”

Those were the words of Barack Hussein Obama, a pathological and compulsive liar on the first day of his 21 Days of Obamacare tour just 2 days ago.

“The bottom line is, this law is working and will work into the future.”

Keep that quote in mind…Not that I’m about to allow you to forget it.

6.2 MILLION Americans have had their existing insurance plans cancelled…SO FAR…because of Obamacare and this horse’s ass has the unmitigated GALL to stand before the American people and tell them…Tell THEM…that:

“The bottom line is, this law is working and will work into the future.”

There is no security…NONE…written into the Obamacare website system and YOU are MANDATED to turn all of YOUR private personal information including your social security number, your email address, your phone number, your tax information, your employment information, your income information and so very much more over TO that website and there is the liar in chief telling you that: “The bottom line is, this law is working and will work into the future.”

There have been THOUSANDS of “Navigators” hired to “ASSIST THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IN THE ENROLLMENT PROCESS” AND THIS ADMINISTRATION HAS ADMITTED THAT…BECAUSE THERE WAS NO BACKGROUND CHECK REQUIREMENT FOR THOSE “NAVIGATOR” HIRES…THEY MAY WELL HAVE HIRED…CONVICTED FELONS…TO HANDLE ALL OF YOUR PERSONAL, PRIVATE INFORMATION!!!

“The bottom line is, this law is working and will work into the future.”

We now know that 1/3 of those who THINK they have “enrolled in Obamacare HAVEN’T because, the system has garbled or lost ALL THAT PRIVATE, PERSONAL information before it ever made it to the insurance carriers and yet, the swine stands at the podium and states…

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The Obamacare Website – 100% SECURITY FREE

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The differences between the next 2 sentences are subtle but, distinctively important.

If you have already “enrolled” in Obamacare…You’ve been absolutely fooled.

If you’re planning to enroll in Obamacare…You’re an absolute fool.

Do not take either of those 2 sentences lightly and, take the latter of them extremely seriously because, your financial future depends on it.

As bad as the prices of Obamacare premiums are and, as the sticker shock of those premium rates spreads like the plague, it’s not the rates that pose the greatest threat to your financial security.

It’s the LACK of security…To be precise…It’s the lack of Obamacare website security.

It is, in fact, nonexistent.

Yes. You read that correctly.

Healthcare.gov has no end-to-end security.

None.

It’s not that, like so many OTHER parts of the site, it’s not working…IT’S THAT SECURITY FOR THE SYSTEM HAD NEVER EVEN BEEN WRITTEN FOR THE SYSTEM!!!

Were some individual parts of the broken Obamacare website security tested before that roll out?

MAYBE but…

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As an EPIC FAILURE, Obamacare is a Spectacular Success

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Socialist propaganda 101 is now in session.

According to the socialist Dictator’s minion, Jeff Zeintz, “There is a “night and day” difference between HealthCare.gov on October 1 and the same site on December 1.”

Night and day difference…NIGHT and DAY…

Here’s what Julie Bataille, chief propagandist for the federal agency charged with developing and operating (Socialist)HealthCare.gov had to say yesterday…”The website now works smoothly for the vast majority of users.”

Smoothly, she says…SMOOTHLY…

And then, there was the “Senior Aid to the Dictator, Obama” who stated…”(Socialist)HealthCare.gov is greatly improved after more than a month of intense repair work.”

GREATLY IMPROVED…

Back to Jeff Zeintz…“We’ve widened the system’s on-ramp – it now has four lanes instead of one or two. We have a much more stable system that is reliably open for business.”

Reliably open for business???

Well…

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The Obamacare Café – Eat What You’re TOLD to Eat

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America was promised that the Obamacare website would be fixed, up and running by November 30th, 2013.

Kathleen Sebelius TOLD congress that it WOULD be fixed. She TOLD them it would be DONE…By November 30th, 2013.

THAT, of course, was before Kathleen Sebelius told America that the Obamacare website would be running at 80% by November 30th, 2013.

80%…According to Sebelius and the Obama administration was their definition of…SUCCESS.

So…80% by November 30th but…THAT was before Sebelius told America that users OF the website would have a much better experience on December 1st on that Obamacare website  than they had when it rolled out on October 1st, 2013.

So…

We went from the greatest thing since sliced cheese before the October roll out to…”We’ll have it fixed” by November 30th, 2013 soon AFTER the October 1st roll out to…”We’ll have it running at 80% by November 30th and THAT will be a SUCCESS to…”WELL…You’ll have a better experience with the Obamacare website on December 1st than you did on October 1st.”

Here we are…Today is December 2nd, 2013 and how’s that Obamacare website doing?

In FACT…It’s working at 0% right now and this obtuse administration is claiming some element of success for that.

No…I did NOT miss a keystroke. I typed in 0% and I MEANT…

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Weekend Edition: Twas the Night Before Obamacare

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So…According to the Dictator…

“This holiday season, millions of Americans have a chance to get quality, affordable health insurance—many for the first time. If you have family members who are uninsured, you can play a big part in helping them find coverage that works for them. It might not always seem like it, but your family listens to you. So have the talk.”

Really?

Yes…Obama wanted you to talk to those gathered around your Thanksgiving table about…Obamacare.

He even suggested the things your holiday guests should bring to the feast.

No…Not cranberry sauce or that green bean casserole with the crunchy onion rings on top.

Here were his suggested side dishes for the main meal of Obamacare.

  1. Your Social Security Number
  2. Information about your employer and income— either a pay stub or a copy of your most recent W-2 tax form
  3. If you currently have health insurance, you’ll need your health insurance card or paperwork that includes a health policy number

Ummmmm…

Why not have your friends and family just bring a steaming HAGGIS???

But wait…There was more…

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How Liberals Would LIKE to Revise Thanksgiving

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We all know the basics of the story of the first Thanksgiving.

We know of the Pilgrims, their friendship with the Indians and how they came together at a feast to celebrate the first successful harvest.

But…

What if the story were written TODAY using LIBERAL mentality and a COMMON CORE approach to what liberals and socialists must surely see as THE most politically INCORRECT story of America’s history ever told?

Oh…How the story would change.

First of all…The Mayflower.

The ship that carried 102 Pilgrims to the new world would be HERALDED by the liberals for using WIND POWER and the Pilgrims CHAMPIONED for being GREENIES!!!

It’s not like they had a choice for had it been available in 1620…The Pilgrims would have CERTAINLY foregone the grueling 66 day journey for a 4 or 5 day cruise in a ship belching smoke and throwing the leftovers from each day’s all you can snarf buffet…overboard.

Next…

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Friday Fume

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Well…HERE’S a bit of LIBERAL/SOCIALIST WISDOM for ya…

Over in AMSTERDAM…It seems they have a problem with DRUNKS IN THE STREETS so…

THEY ARE PAYING THEM TO CLEAN UP THE STREETS…$13 BUCKS…A HOT MEAL AND…FIVE BEERS A DAY!!!!!

Sounds like a JOB OPPORTUNITY for that CRACK SMOKING MAYOR OF TORONTO…Doesn’t it???

Paula Deen called the guy who robbed her…20 YEARS AGO…a racist slur and now SHE has to live in a cave in Bolivia while…OPRAH SAYS ALL THE OLD WHITE PEOPLE SOUTH OF THE MASON/DIXON LINE HAVE TO DIE AND…4 DAYS LATER…SHE GETS THE MEDAL OF FREEDOM!!!

And…Scientists have found evidence of THE oldest life-form on earth…A 3.5 BILLION year old bacteria.

They’re calling it the…HARRIUM REIDUM DUMB-DUMB BACTERIUM!!!

It’s Friday friends and Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

Ummmmm….

Last week I gave you the idiot from PERU who married a TREE in ARGENTINA…Well…

Now we have word of ANOTHER marriage and…ANOTHER IDIOT!!!

It seem that Linda Ducharme has married the love of her life over the last 30 years.

Bruce…

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