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Weekend Edition: Gun Appreciation Day

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Today is Gun Appreciation Day.

January 19th, 2013.

It’s not making those on the left…Liberals…Socialists…Very happy.

Why?

Guns.

The 2nd Amendment.

These are things greatly demonized by the left.

It’s time to put things in the proper perspective.

Those on the left aren’t going to like this much either.

I don’t care.

How many times have we already heard that the 2nd Amendment no longer applies because our founders never could have seen the advancement of weapons we have today?

The 2nd Amendment is irrelevant those on the left are quick to tell us and, they claim, it should be altered at the very least or, done away with completely.

Why? Because of assault “rifles” and high capacity clips?

Proper perspective…Remember?

At the time the 2nd Amendment was conceived and written…Muskets were the assault weapons of the day. Not many who were hit with a musket ball survived. Not in one piece anyway. It wasn’t terribly accurate and it’s range was limited but, it packed a deadly outcome.

There were less effective weapons. Knives, axes, clubs, pistols…

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Friday Fume

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If you think YOU had a tough time getting through this week…

At least it wasn’t revealed that YOUR fake girlfriend, who was in a fake car accident and diagnosed with fake cancer and who died a fake death wasn’t real.

Maybe Manti can go on Oprah and offer a fake apology.

Chances are…Nobody’s SUING YOU for doping to win bike races…

See…You’re cheering up already!!!

My friends…It’s Friday and…To paraphrase a great patriot…

”I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FUME!!!

Well, well…

129 days LATER, upon hearing of a good place to get a STRAWBERRY FRAPPE…

The head of the FBI has made his way to LIBYA to ask a few questions regarding…

What was it again???

Oh yeah…

BENGHAZI!!!!!

Good grief…

FBI Director Robert Mueller discussed the case in TRIPOLI with senior officials, including the prime minister, justice minister and intelligence chief.

Well…THAT should wrap things up huh???

I understand that while Mueller was there…

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URGENT!!! PATRIOT CALL TO ARMS!!!

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Yesterday, the Dictator issued a series of 23 Imperial Orders AND ADDITIONAL PROPOSALS including the outright ban of “assault rifles” in what can only be rightfully determined as an outright deconstruction of the Bill of Rights and the 2nd Amendment.

His proposed actions are unconstitutional.

It is also quite likely that he, as a Dictator, is in collusion with several entities including retailers and banks in this objective.

This is THE most egregious act of contempt for the Constitution and the American people I have ever seen a occupant of the oval office enact.

There can be no doubt, by anyone with an IQ of double digit proportions, of the Dictator’s agenda.

He means to disarm America.

Clearly he understands that as he moves “FORWARD” in his quest to “FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORM” America, God Fearing, Red Blooded Patriots will NOT stand for his SOCIALIST to COMMUNIST shift where GOVERNMENT controls the PEOPLE rather than the system set in place by our founders and framers in which the PEOPLE control the GOVERNMENT.

By disarming the people, this penny-ante Dictator is protecting his OWN hide and cares not a whip regarding the “children” whom he, in a brazen move of political expediency, presented to the public yesterday.

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It’s Good for the Goose – SCREW the Gander

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Yesterday…The Emperor granted to Pravda and Fox News, a Propaganda Conference.

How nice.

Throughout his telling of lies, The Emperor continually referred to raising the debt ceiling and the Republicans desire NOT to do so, as going to a restaurant and not paying the bill.

Excuse me but…If I didn’t have the money…If YOU didn’t have the money…WE wouldn’t GO to a restaurant for dinner.

At one point, the Emperor actually quoted John Boehner during LAST year’s debt ceiling debate in order to make his point on why there should be no argument about doing it AGAIN.

Ummm…Excuse me AGAIN but…

Back in 2006…The Emperor HIMSELF said…and I quote…

“The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies. … Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that ‘the buck stops here. Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better.”

I mean if we’re going to bandy about quotes regarding the debt ceiling which is directly relatable to our debt…

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Remember the Benghazi 4???

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It’s been 4 months since the attacks in Benghazi.

4 months.

How’s the search for the real killers coming?

Well…The only TERRORIST held in connection with the attack has been released from a jail in Tunisia due to a lack of evidence and, one can only surmise that the same lack of evidence is also responsible for keeping the only FILMMAKER who had nothing whatsoever to do with it locked up on federal charges not at all related TO the attack in Benghazi.

Obama, who has, time and time again, vowed to bring those responsible to justice apparently was unable to find a culprit in the golf courses of Hawaii during his recent $6 million dollar vacation which may well be due to the absence of strawberry frappes on sidewalk café menus there.

Meanwhile…

Ambassador Stevens, Glen Doherty, Sean Smith and Tyrone Woods are still dead.

Hillary Clinton who, reportedly knew a whole lot about what happened and what didn’t has, again, agreed to testify so long as a stomach virus, concussion, blood clot or wine tasting doesn’t interfere with the timing.

Shall we start a pool on the number of times she won’t be able to recall details?

There ARE survivors of the attacks. Those whom Tyrone Woods defied orders to save from the Consulate and those who managed to survive the attack on the CIA safe house.

Where in the HELL are they?

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Weekend Edition: Gun Rights vs Gun Control – The TRUTH

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The government can’t find 15 million ILLEGAL aliens and to be perfectly honest, they don’t WANT to but, by forcing gun registration…They WILL be able to find every LAW ABIDING gun owner in America. Am I the ONLY one who thinks something is wrong when the government, in an attempt to control people, does nothing about those who BREAK our laws and removes rights from those who ABIDE by the laws???

In the next few days, Joe Biden will submit his report on how to control you to the Emperor. Both he AND the Emperor have made it clear that Imperial Orders may well come into play against you regarding the 2nd Amendment.

Over the last few weeks, socialists, liberals and their pundits have not missed a single opportunity or microphone in their quest to demean and dismiss you, the law abiding gun owners of America.

They want you to believe that what they are about to propose or bypass congress to accomplish with regard to eroding your rights is for your safety and…of course…for the children.

Every time they want to remove some of your rights, it’s for the sake of the children.

BULL.

It’s time to make a few things crystal clear and I can assure you, liberals and socialists aren’t going to like this at all because…It’s the TRUTH.

How many times have we all heard a socialist, bent on controlling you by removing your rights, tell anyone within earshot that you don’t need an AR-15 to hunt deer?

Socialists are trying to SHAME you into bowing to their ideology and they HOPE you will be seen as the fool.

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Friday Fume

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As the warp speed march to full blown socialism continues, it’s getting harder and harder to survive each week without going stark-raving nuts.

As Patriots, we have to find a way to put an end to this insanity before we have no country left.

As we wait for the next shoe to drop, we must find a way to deal with the socialist fools and my favorite method is…LAUGHING!!!

Every Friday we let it out a little and laugh at the whole mess.

Today IS that day Friends and Patriots…

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well, it’s only a matter of time before the Emperor signs an Imperial Order to MANDATE we ALL PURCHASE these.

COMPUTERIZED SMART FORKS!!!!!

Yep….Your old eating utensils ain’t good enough anymore.

YOU NEED A HAPIFORK!!!

Relax…they only cost $99.00 EACH!!!!!

The HAPIFORK will measure how fast you eat…How much time elapses between each and every mouthful and…How many bites you take.

Right now, it has a USB connection so YOU CAN UPLOAD IT ALL TO YOUR COMPUTER or iPHONE but…

NEXT YEAR…

A BLUETOOTH VERSION WILL BE “ON THE MARKET.”

Bluetooth… WIRELESS…Which of course means there IS a possibility that…YOUR EATING HABITS COULD BE DIRECTLY UPLOADED TO…

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Gun Control – Rush to a Reckoning

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The Emperor, assorted socialists in congress, Hollywood and roaming socialists are all, lock, stock and smoking barrel in a full blown, hair-trigger panic over gun control.

They want it.

They want it right now.

The absolute desperation over gun control by socialists reminds me of something.

Let’s see…What was it again?

Oh yes…

OBAMACARE!!!

Socialists HAD to have Obamacare and they had to have it SO FAST they couldn’t even allow time for Members of congress, or the public for that matter, to READ the bill before they PASSED the bill.

This gun control nonsense is no different.

With Obamacare, we were all told some very specific things.

We were told it was NOT a tax.

We were told that EVERYBODY would be covered.

We were told there were no “death panels”

We were told it was…”AFFORDABLE” for crying out loud.

We were told that Obamacare would LOWER the cost of coverage.

We were told that Obamacare would CREATE jobs.

In fact, we were told a whole LOT of things about Obamacare and, as it turns out, EVERYTHING we were told about it was a lie.

Did I say that this “gun control” nonsense was no different?

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Friday Fume

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So friends…as Facebook tries their level best to clamp down on The National Patriot and our fellow CONSERVATIVE bloggers…We press on. We hope you will share the Friday Fume, our other articles and those of our great blogger friends found on our blog roll every day in conservative FB groups and with your friends.

It’s been another tough week but…WE’RE NOT GOING AWAY!!!

Our thanks too, to the Examiner, for running an article and looking into the FB matter yesterday…If we all stand together…WE WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!!

Now that I have THAT off my chest…It’s time to get down to the serious business of having some fun at the expense of socialists, liberals and the idiots who never fail to do the dumbest things.

Here we go…

Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well…

Obama’s LAPDOG will still be fetching the Emperor’s HOUSE slippers for the next 2 years.

John Boehner, who has spent the last 2 years listing hard to port, has been reelected to the Speakers chair.

After the vote, Nancy Pelosi who again came in second, made her speech in which she…AGAIN…called our nation a DEMOCRACY!!!

Ummm…

WE’RE A REPUBLIC AND IF YA DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE…SHUT YOUR BOTOXED PIE HOLE!!!!!

Good grief.

Then of course, it was Boehner’s turn to speak.

HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!

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Unconstitutional Fiscal Cliff Deals for Socialist Dummies

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How will the new UNCONSTITUTIONAL fiscal cliff tax deal effect our economy?

I’ll get back to that but first…

Let me count the ways.

First of all, the new legislation sets the standard for “rich” at $400k for an individual or $450k for a family rather than the $250k originally desired by the Emperor.

This will leave some small business in the NON rich category but not ALL small businesses.

Those small businesses which exceed the “rich” limit will have some options available to them. They can simply put the breaks on any planned growth of their business which will be the case for those approaching the limit or, they can downsize if they are just barely OVER the limit.

What will be the MOST likely scenario will be businesses raising the cost of goods or services to compensate for their increased tax bill.

THAT, of course means, those who BUY those goods or services will have THEIR taxes raised by proxy.

Then there is the fact that EVERYBODY…not just the “rich” will see a tax increase.

That’s right…Part of the new fiscal cliff tax deal is that everybody…EVERYBODY will see their PAYROLL taxes go UP which means EVERYBODY will have LESS take home pay.

Nice huh?

All that talk from the Emperor during his campaign about making sure that the middle class would NOT have their taxes raised?

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