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COVID-19 for Dummies

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I should like to address those amongst us who have been, for the past few of weeks, hording toilet paper. You know who you are.

We have seen you on the news and splashed about on social media with your shopping carts piled with a mountain of toilet paper in such a fashion that one would require a Sherpa to reach the summit were one so inclined to plant a flag atop Mount Charmin.

This, you claim, is because of the coronavirus, otherwise known as COVID-19.

COVID-19 is a RESPIRATORY illness.

For those amongst you who seem woefully unaware of what a RESPIRATORY illness is…it affects the lungs. That is the UPLOADING system, not the DOWNLOADING system. That is to say that contracting COVID-19 will not, I repeat NOT give you a case of the galloping guano however, HAD you contracted a virus with galloping guano as a symptom, to be perfectly honest, and giving due consideration to your mental state at this point you would now most likely be hoarding…

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Deep State vs Dark State…Part 2

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By Craig Andresen and Diane Sori – Right Side Patriots

In part one of ‘Deep State vs. Dark State’ we explain why what is referred to as Deep State United Nations cannot ever be the winner in the battle for control of what is actually Dark State, and why it’s simply but one of the many political entities buried deep within the abyss of what is generally considered to be Deep State. And that leaves only one possible entity as the driving force behind what is actually a global Dark State, but it’s a driving force that must be separated into two parts…the first part being a religious front and the second part being its all-important political operation.

And here we’re not talking about the death cult that is islam, but about the Holy Roman Catholic Church.

The Catholic Church…the political Catholic church as opposed to the religious Catholic church…a truly faith based church existing whether knowingly or unknowingly within a politically secular church. And why the Catholic Church…because both the religious and political Catholic church whether taken as one entity or as two separate entities is indeed the world’s largest financial power, compiler of wealth (including cash, property, artwork, gemstones, etc.), and surprisingly is the owner of one fourth of the world’s gold supply. Today’s Catholic Church has more material riches than any government, state, institution, corporation, bank, or trust currently in existence with an estimated net worth of anywhere between 400 billion U.S. dollars to two trillion U.S. dollars when all components are broken down and then added up. The Vatican alone is estimated to be worth at least $16 billion U.S. dollars.

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Deep State vs Dark State…Part 1

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By Craig Andresen and Diane Sori – Right Side Patriots

“Deep State”…a phrase most alluded to in regards to political fodder when the reality is that Deep State is not really political in nature…not political in the most common sense of the word…but political only in its manufactured misconceptions fed to the masses for general consumption.

And with that said, in this two-part investigative series we, Diane Sori and Craig Andresen writing together as Right Side Patriots, will attempt to expose with all-important documented facts what we believe to be the true nature and ultimate objective of Deep State. And by doing so we hope we can lay to rest some of the more popular, albeit unknowingly, manipulated thoughts in regards to who or what Deep State actually is.

So as our investigation into Deep State started to unfold several absolutes became indisputable truths with the first being that Deep State is not confined to these United States. Simply, this means that the term Deep State itself is a misnomer for Deep State’s reach is indeed global in nature. And it’s global to such a degree that it has but one specific objective in mind…to create a single governmental body that would preside over every man, woman, and child but not in the way we have been led…or should we say forcibly directed…to believe. And with our acceptance of Deep State being global in nature, we felt that a better way to describe the one true entity hovering over us all would be to call that entity alone Dark State for said entity has existed both in the sunlight and in the shadows long before it became the object of wild conspiracy theories.

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The Latest in Liberal Lunacy

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Ever feel that all the world is a dog, and you’re the fire hydrant?

That’s the way the democrat party, liberals, socialists and their voters must feel today, and those warm, moist feelings aren’t happy tears being cried by rainbow-farting unicorns.

Oh, the past couple of weeks have been banner weeks for the democrat party as they have carefully taken aim at their own feet and let loose with both barrels. They couldn’t have done more damage to themselves with a Bic lighter on the Hindenburg, or with a can opener on the Titanic. Team Trump should be working 24/7 just putting together campaign videos featuring the democrat party’s circular firing squad.

Honestly, I have never seen a political party implode like this before, and it is pretty damned entertaining. If it wasn’t for self-inflicted bad luck, the democrats wouldn’t have any luck at all.

Let’s just take the last couple of weeks as an example…

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Mr. Biden, It’s Time For Your Pudding

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“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

That is one of the most well-known sentences from arguably THE most famous document ever written. With those words, Thomas Jefferson ushered into being the greatest nation on Earth, and those words have echoed throughout the world to this day.

That document, our Declaration of Independence, and those words should be known by all Americans, and until recently, were taught in our schools.

In fact, anyone over the age of 35 is, or should be as familiar with that sentence as they are with their own names…

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The Best Reason Yet to Vote For Trump

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Over the past 5 years, we’ve heard and seen all sorts of histrionic behavior from the liberal/socialist left regarding Donald Trump, first as a candidate, and since his election.

The collective panty-wadding has been obnoxious, violent, silly, diametrically opposed to the pretend mantra of liberal tolerance, and in some cases, quite entertaining.

There were the safe space liberals who curled up in the fetal position on college campuses with their coloring books, Crayons, bottles of bubbles and their therapy puppies, but sadly, the supply chain for such items ran out when other like-minded socialists refused to continue to use their money for the collective good, and the puppies ran away.

Those were good times.

ANTIFA, which employed Nazi tactics in their effort to label Trump, and Trump supporters as Nazis ran out of steam for the most part when the socialist bus fuel pool also ran out of the support of other people’s money.

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Liberals Propose a New Way to End America

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The New Way Forward Act is THE most dangerous piece of proposed legislation I have ever seen. I guarantee it is the most dangerous YOU’VE ever heard of, and if this proposed pile of crap were ever to become law, the United States would be turned into a third world country.

But it is actually worse than that.

The bill is better than 4,000 words that are meant to erase our sovereignty as a nation, and designed to unleash upon law abiding citizens a tsunami of illegal alien criminals that wreak havoc on our streets, in our cities, and across whatever would be left of this once great nation.

The bill was introduced by Jesus Garcia, a liberal from Illinois, and is co-sponsored by the ilk of Ilhan Omar, AOC and 42 other liberals who see this as a way to fast-track a new voting bloc.

So, what’s in it?

How about this for starters…

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Biden Being Biden

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Being Joe Biden apparently means being in your own realm of not so real reality most of the time. He often has no idea where he is, as several times he says he’s glad to be in a particular city when he’s not even in that city’s particular state.

Being Biden also apparently means telling what sure seem to be fabricated stories from his own past. Stories like wrapping a length of chain around one arm and confronting a known gang thug named “Corn Pop.”

Then there was that other swimming pool story from Biden’s younger days when he claims little black kids at the pool liked to stroke the long blonde hair…on his legs…and how much he enjoyed that.

Being Biden must be relatively easy, not having to keep track of your whereabouts, making up tall tales from your youth, sniffing the hair of women and young girls, getting handsy like any other creepy old uncle, and occasionally insulting the very people you’re hoping will eventually vote for you.

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Free Vaseline and Other Empty Promises

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Russian collusion is over.

The Mueller report is over.

The Trump/Zelensky phone call with its quid pro quo, it’s extortion, and its bribery along with its “abuse of power,” and its “obstruction of congress” is over.

And impeachment is over too.

All of those things ended with liberals wadding up their collective panties, and with President Trump standing tall, still in the White House, and still their president, but all of those things had one thing in common…

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Overhyping the Underwhelming

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Outside of impeachment, of which I think the inhabitants of entire planet is growing tired, not to mention the inhabitants of all other planets in the known universe, there have been two other stories in the news that have captivated the headlines.

Now before I get into those other stories, allow me to quickly clear something up for skeptics, there are inhabitants on other planets scattered about the known universe, there must be or otherwise, why would there be a Miss Universe pageant every year?

Sure, Earth wins it every year, but that’s not really our fault. For those who insist that we are alone in the universe, I would challenge you to start your own, Miss Holier-Than-Thou pageant where the entries are as limited as your minds.

Okay, that said, allow me to get into the nuts and bolts of the only stories outside of impeachment that everyone seems to care about, and frankly, few should.

BREAKING NEWS…

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