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Sending the Me Too Movement to Davey Jones’ Locker

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At last, our long national nightmare is over. On June 1st, 2022, the jury returned with a verdict in the case of Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard and Johnny Deep walked away the winner having been awarded what amounts to $13 million dollars in damages.

The trial lasted most of six weeks and featured the airing of more dirty laundry than a 3 day seminar on the effects of explosive diarrhea held in the party room of an all you can eat bean burrito buffet.

Before I get into the real nuts and bolts of this commentary, allow me to give you the most accurate descriptions I can provide of the two combatants in this case. Johnny Depp is perhaps THE most wildly creative, absurdly talented and quite possibly the ultimate chameleon in the history of cinema having produced out of thin air some of the most iconic characterizations ever seen on the big screen.

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Why Gun Control Laws Don’t Work

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Uvalde, Texas…a name not soon forgotten…for it was here at Robb Elementary School where a lone gunman murdered 19 children and two adults. A bloodbath that should not have happened leaves enough blame to go around so as to encompass the whole of the left’s anti-gun, anti-police agenda.

Ban guns, ban assault rifles, ban any and all firearms…repeal the Second Amendment…place “Gun Free Zone” signs any and everywhere…this is the left’s answer to everything gun related as is the “Defund the Police” movement…a movement to replace police officers with community do-gooders who think that hugging someone is the answer to rising crime statistics.

But first, regarding guns and so-called “assault rifles,” know that no amount of banning, repealing, or signage placed will stop someone hellbent on killing innocent folks. And know that nothing will stop firearms from being bought “under the table” nor will anything stop the media driven, politically generated notion that it’s guns that kill people instead of accepting as fact that “guns do not kill people, people kill people.” And until those eight words become the reality of truth, America will still bear witness to gun violence being committed against innocent and defenseless persons…children assuredly amongst them for nothing feeds into the left’s anti-gun narrative more than the death of children.

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The Downfall of the Ministry of Truth

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So, the Biden regime, under puppet master Barack Hussein Obama has thrown an incomplete Hail Mary in their desperate bid to continue to be the arbiter of truth via censorship and lies, as the “Ministry of Truth” has bid us an abrupt farewell.

And as goes the “Ministry of Truth” so too goes its Mary Poppins, Nina Jankowicz from the Department of insecurity. The rise and fall of this Orwellian thought police state was fast, but not fast enough to provide cover for the liberal Marxist party.

They say sunshine is the best disinfectant and the Biden puppet show along with the DHS got more sunshine than northern Alaska in late June. Unfortunately, it will take much more than sunshine to disinfect the swamp.

Let’s start with Jankowicz and the fact that she’s an abject moron.

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Take Your Chosen Pronouns and Buzz Off

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So,  it has come to light that in Wisconsin, in Kiel, Wisconsin to be specific, three middle school boys have been charged with sexual harassment. Those are serious charges but what on earth did they do?

Were they making comments regarding a good looking teacher? Did they touch someone inappropriately? What exactly happened?

Well, that’s exactly what the mother of one of the offenders wanted to know. What did Rosemary Rabidoux’s 13 year old son, Braden do to wind up being charged with sexual harassment?

It was explained to Rosemary, by the principal, that her son Braden had failed to address a student by that student’s…chosen pronoun.

OH THE HORROR!!

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Wake Up and Speak Freely

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DHS has created a Disinformation Governance Board to combat online disinformation. That should scare the ever living crap out of any American who has at a minimum, two working brain cells. It flies in the face of our 1st Amendment which sates in VERY clear language, “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

A disinformation governance board directly violates our 1st Amendment as it is specifically designed to abridge the freedom of speech and the press.

Alejandro Mayorkas, the head of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced that the agency he heads up had created a division that will be monitoring what people post online to seek out lies because, as he put it before a congressional hearing, “The goal is to bring the resources of (DHS) together to address this threat.”

Oh really, and what threat IS that exactly?

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A Tangled Web of Nincompoopery

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Certainly, we are not the first batch of people to live in strange times. Strange times have been around since time was invented. For instance, thousands of years before God calmed down after getting laid and having a son, he was supposedly pranking people by encouraging them to kill their sons, advocating eye gouging and the pulling of teeth, turning people into pillars of salt and drowning others with whom he disagreed. That was either the advent of social media censorship, or it was just plain strange.

In ancient Egypt, when you died, if you were deemed to be important enough, somebody pulled your brain out of your nose, covered you in some sort of gooey sap-like substance, dehumidified you to near dust levels, wrapped you up in strips of linen and left food in your tomb so that you could enjoy your afterlife to the fullest extent that anyone whose brain had been yanked through their nose possibly could..

People whose brains were yanked out through their noses in ancient times are called mummies, while people who go through that same process today are called democrats and they’re still voting but even by ancient Egyptian’s standards, that had to seem pretty strange.

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The Weather vs The War

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Just over a week ago, John “Lurch” Kerry found an open mic at the annual CERAWeek conference in Houston and proclaimed, “We’re already seeing climate refugees around the world. If you think migration has been a problem in Europe in the Syrian War or even from what we see now, wait until you see 100 million people for whom the entire food production capacity has collapsed.”

Oh, this is just too rich. You didn’t really think I could let this go without giving it the treatment, did you?

Lurch, the grand poohbah of bull poo and Biden’s U.S. special presidential envoy for climate, just can’t contain his contempt for the fact that there are bigger fish to fry than the weather. According to Lurch, nobody should be giving a flying rat’s ass about being on the verge of WW3, out of control inflation or gas prices creeping up faster than Biden creeps up to 12 year old girls for a good old fashioned hair sniffing – GODDAMIT – FOCUS ON THE FREAKIN’ WEATHER.

Before I dismantle his absurd remark, allow me to first point out the glaring problem with “climate change.”

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Welcome to the New, “New Normal”

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Two years ago last week was the last day we saw “normal” in our country, and the shame of it was, we didn’t realize it then. Over the past two years, NOTHING has been normal but we’ve all been told that we need to embrace the “new normal” whatever the hell that is.

Remember the good o’ days? Back when Fauci used to be everywhere? When we weren’t allowed out of our homes, weren’t allowed to gather for a funeral, or a wedding, and weren’t allowed to go to grandma’s house for a turkey dinner?

Remember when we all had to walk about wearing a face diaper and the aisles in the grocery were one way to cut down on the passing along of COVID?

Remember when you couldn’t get toilet paper because idiots were hoarding it due to a RESPIRATORY illness?

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The Cause, Effect and Ripple Effects of Globalism

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Since August 24th, 1991, Ukraine has been an independent country, and in those 31 years, Ukraine has done nothing to Russia. Yes, since its inception, Ukraine has been corrupt. That should go without saying, but that has been their problem and nobody else’s.

The corruption in Ukraine has been part and parcel of the government there. It has not been the agenda of the Ukrainian people although the people there have been taken advantage of by their government, and they have not enjoyed the sort of freedoms they expected when their nation became an independent state.

To be clear, the government, through several changes in leadership has been corrupt, a level of corruption that has eased somewhat under the current leadership of Volodymye Zelensky, but because of their version of the swamp, corruption continues to exist in Ukraine.

That’s all a commentary for another day. What’s pressing right now is the situation at hand, and the response to all of it from liberal Marxists in our own swamp.

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Hillary, Biden and the Democrat Party’s Impending Collapse

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To fully understand where we are regarding the Durham investigation into the fake “Russian Collusion” mess, we must first remember where we’ve been, and to that end, we must go back to when the first investigation into it started. That was Robert Mueller’s investigation, and when that started, Adam Schiff and the rest of the liberal Marxists were bound and determined to protect the special counsel to give Mueller the opportunity to bury Trump.

The problem for Schiff back then was the same problem the liberal media propagandists had and the same problem Hillary, her campaign and the rest of the liberal Marxist mob had. They knew the whole story was a complete and utter fabrication. They KNEW it. They ALL knew it but they all went along with it because they hated Trump.

They fabricated the Steele dossier, used the fabricated dossier 4 times to get FISA warrants to look for dire they knew didn’t exist, they launched a Russian collusion impeachment with a parade of witnesses who admitted under oath that they had witnessed nothing, morphed the Russian collusion impeachment into some sort of manufactured Ukraine phone call alleged strong-arm move supposedly by Trump and all the while buried the strong-arm tactic Biden bragged about on video when he got the Ukrainian prosecutor fired because that prosecutor had the real dirt on Hunter Biden.

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