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The Obama Doctrine and the al Qaeda Apocalypse

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You can’t win a war trying to win the hearts and minds of the enemy because, in no uncertain terms, our enemies are not imbecilic, touchy feely liberals.

The enemy, al Qaeda, the Taliban, Ansar al-Sharia…Whatever their nom de plume might be  today, are not weak in the knees, sissified, groveling appeasement worms and trying to win their hearts and minds is like trying to teach pigs to sing.

It’s a waste of OUR time and it annoys the PIGS.

Did we win the hearts and minds of the terrorists in Iraq?

Nope but, Obama did tell them when we were leaving.

Have we won the hearts and minds of the Taliban in Afghanistan?

Nope but, Obama HAS told them exactly when we’re leaving.

How about in Libya?

Did we win the hearts and minds of Ansar al-Sharia by giving them weapons and hiring them as guards for our diplomats in Benghazi?

Ummm…Nope…They took those weapons, ousted their Dictator with them and then, turned them on OUR diplomats in Benghazi.

One thing is certain.

Our enemies don’t see one bit of strength in a “lead from behind” strategy.

“Time and space” for diplomacy to work in Iran?

That’s laughable and nobody’s laughing harder than Iran.

The dawn of the Arab Spring in Egypt led to the ousting of a new and even more diabolical Dictator, Morsi, in a military coup.

So much for Obama’s man of democracy, Morsi,  in Egypt and OUR 2 bit Dictator can’t even bring himself to utter the WORD coup.

Did anyone else notice that as long as the Muslim Brotherhood was in charge of Egypt, Obama had not a qualm in the world regarding the sending of F-16’s and tanks TO Egypt but…

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Weekend Edition: Benghazi – The War on Truth

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Between the Benghazi attacks on 9/11/2012 and the 2012 election…Obama, the Liar in Chief, touted the demise of al Qaeda 37 times.

“A day after 9/11, we are reminded that a new tower rises above the New York skyline, but AL QAEDA IS ON THE PATH TO DEFEAT and bin Laden is dead.”

That’s what the LIAR told his Kool Aid drinking faithful in Las Vegas the morning after the attacks.

“Four years ago, I promised to end the war in Iraq — and we did. I said we’d wind down the war in Afghanistan — and we are. And while a new tower rises above the New York skyline, AL QAEDA IS ON A PATH TO DEFEAT, and Osama bin Laden is dead.”

“AL QAEDA IS ON THE RUN and Osama bin Laden is no more.”

“I ended the war in Iraq, as I promised. We are transitioning out of Afghanistan. We have gone after the terrorists who actually attacked us 9/11 AND DECIMATED AL QAEDA.”

“Thanks to sacrifice and service of our brave men and women in uniform, the war in Iraq is over, the war in Afghanistan is winding down, AL QAEDA HAS BEEN DECIMATED, Osama bin Laden is dead.”

Those are just some of the quotes. There were several variations but…According to the LIAR, Obama, al Qaeda was finished…Thanks to HIM.

Yesterday it was announced that…

ALL OF OUR EMBASSIES IN ARAB COUNTRIES WERE TO CLOSE DUE TO AN UNSPECIFIED…

AL QAEDA THREAT!!!!!

Al Qaeda, as it turns out, was never on the run, never on the path to defeat and most clearly, had never been decimated.

Oh…WE, as CONSERVATIVES knew that all along but, it just didn’t fit into the Dictator’s reelection plans.

He lied.

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Friday Fume

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Can you believe we made it through another WHOLE week of this socialist crap?

ME EITHER…But we did and we’re thankful for it.

Nancy Pelosi wants to have a “CONVERSATION” on RACE and JUSTICE when she’s at home next week. I’ll bet the mild mannered folk across the bay in OAKLAND ain’t gonna be jiggy wit it though.

The socialists in congress say that the IRS needs an additional $12 BILLION dollars next year because…APPARENTLY…IT’S GONNA COST MORE TO LEAK ALL OUR MEDICAL INFO THAN IT DID TO POST 110,000 SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS!!!

And…The thugs, thieves and despots at the United Nations have decided that November 19th, 2013 be…INTERNATIONAL TOILET DAY!!!!!

I say we send em OBAMA for the FIRST CEREMONIAL FLUSHING!!!!!!!

If you can’t tell, it’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

What have we here???

“An analysis of one textbook cannot provide a balanced understanding as to what the students in Brevard Public Schools are learning throughout their academic careers.”

Those are the words of Brevard County Schools spokeswoman, Michelle Irwin, as she defended…DEFENDED a Prentice Hall World History textbook being used by 9th graders that contains…

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Putting the RINOS on NOTICE!!!

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Let’s get something straight.

I am not preaching to the choir here.

I’m preaching to the sour note hitting organist.

RINOS…LISTEN UP!!!

We the People, affiliated with various Tea Party organizations from sea to shining sea have had enough of Obama, the socialists in congress and, frankly, we’ve had enough of you.

Let me ask Tea Partiers this question.

Have you visited the GOP website recently?

It’s pathetic. AS pathetic as the GOP establishment’s last 2 chosen presidential candidates.

I went to the GOP site yesterday and was absolutely astonished by what I found there. Okay, let’s be clear…I was astonished by what I DIDN’T find there.

The CHAIRMAN of the GOP…One Reince Priebus…As not posted an article, blog or memo to Republicans since his MLK piece LAST APRIL!!!!!

PATHETIC!!!!!

We have “scandals” breaking out week by week and sometimes day by day from this current, absurd, criminal and treasonous administration and NOTHING on the GOP website from PRIEBUS?????

Priebus has yet to pen anything regarding the IRS and their targeting of TEA PARTY and CONSERVATIVE groups. Nothing. Not a word. Zip…Zilch…ZERO!!!

Any Priebus blogs on the need to wash our hands of the IRS and reform, from top to bottom the tax code?

Nope. Not one.

NSA???

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Obama’s “Grand Bargain” of Recycled CRAP

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And now there can be NO question about it.

The Dictator’s REFOCUSING on the economy is nothing but ANOTHER attempt to take taxpayer money and spend it on silly, ineffectual government debacles.

Stimulus 2.0.

Obama has proposed a “GRAND BARGAIN” in which he will graciously lower corporate taxes and, in return…HE will be granted MORE STIMULUS dollars to spend as he sees fit.

The LAST thing we need now, with a national debt rapidly approaching 17 TRILLION dollars, is MORE government spending.

Spending on WHAT exactly?

Oh…The usual Obama suspects…Infrastructure…Manufacturing and Community Colleges because those shovel ready jobs from the FIRST stimulus WEREN’T…BRIDGES are primarily built by GOVERNMENT workers, UNION workers or GOVERNMENT UNION WORKERS and Community Colleges can, with proper government taxpayer assistance, turn out indoctrinated graduates in HALF the amount of time as 4 YEAR colleges.

That’s the exact same line of crap he was shoveling that gave us stimulus 1 and it was a failure.

Last time around we got…

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Hillary’s “ACCOMPLISHMENTS” To Be Subject of Mini-Series

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Well…Won’t this be special?

NBC, in a transparently obvious, desperate attempt to draw attention away from Obama’s “phony” scandals, is already promoting their yet to be shot…4 hour long mini-series on Hillary Rodham Clinton…The soused spouse of the first black president…Horn dog Bill.

For some unknown reason, the Obama propaganda machine believes it will take 4 hours to show a Kool Aid soaked socialist audience all of her “accomplishments” as our Secretary of a Debouched State.

If you remember, when the previously concussed Clinton finally appeared before both the house and senate committees investigating Benghazi, each and every socialist, knowing full well that Hillary would be running for the oval in 2016, paid her astonishing and dripping with ooze praise for…

What was it again…

Oh yes…Logging a MILLION MILES on an airplane.

NOT ONE praised her for what she did while that broom with wings was sitting on the tarmac but…PRAISE THE HEAVENS…She flew it a MILLION MILES!!!

Perhaps Sen. Bob Casey, D-Penn., summed it up best when HE stated: “What I think is a widely-shared sentiment today of gratitude and commendation for your work. We don’t have time to give a full listing of the achievements you deserve credit for.”

And…Those achievements ARE?????

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Friday Fume

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Friends, Patriots…Lend me your eyes!!!

It takes quite a bit to knock me from my office chair but, even I was picking myself up from the floor this week.

The press was agog all week over some whining, drooling, diaper filling little brat who can’t even speak but…Enough about Barney Frank.

We have a string of socialist celebrities vowing to boycott Florida over the Zimmerman verdict. Hmmm…They’ll go to Cuba, consort with despots, cry at Hugo’s funeral and champion Che but, let 6 women find an innocent man NOT GUILTY and THEN they get their panties in a wad???

Morons.

And HUD has decided to map EVERY SINGLE CITY in the country to…Get this…ELIMINATE SEGREGATION!!!

That’ll go over like a fart in church down in Sanford Florida where all the blacks in one neighborhood want to force all the white/Hispanics out.

Well…It’s the end of the week and it’s time to let it all loose. Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming!!!

Well, of all the lame-brained ideas.

For those few in the military who worship at the altar of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS…

There’s now a push by socialists to have MILITARY…ATHEIST…CHAPLAINS!!!!!!!

APPARENTLY…THESE NON-COM-POOPS HAVE NEVER NOTICED THAT THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS IN FOXHOLES!!!!!!

Perhaps, after a war…the atheists can put NOTHING on a hilltop and then WE…WHO HAVE FAITH…CAN SUE THEM!!!!!!!

EXACTLY WHAT “CHURCH” WOULD THESE atheist chaplains REPRESENT?

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Obama Administration – Transparently Devoid of Ethics

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Janet “The Border is More Secure Now Than Ever Before” Napolitano is heading for the Socialist Republic of California to run an entire Asylum of Higher Indoctrination network.

Good riddance.

Now, the Dictator has tapped a new number 2 for the Department of Homeland Insecurity.

Alejandro Mayorkas, the Director of the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services.

It would seem unreasonable for any but a socialist, abhorrently anti-American criminal administration to appoint, as the second in command of our homeland security, someone currently under FBI investigation for procuring visas for CHINESE investors who had already been denied…Not once but TWICE.

Enter the ties to Hillary Clinton.

Mayorkas somehow obtained the necessary visas for a group of Chinese investors who were making those investments through a company whose CEO and President is Hillary Clinton’s BROTHER.

Those Chinese “businessmen” had been denied U.S. visas by…

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Socialism – The Mental Disorder Explained

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Socialism is a disease. It’s a mental affliction and it causes those infected with it to lose their minds.

It’s also contagious.

As the disease afflicts liberals, its progressive nature turns them into socialists.

It starts in childhood unless inoculated against and is fostered through the government school system where it becomes an epidemic.

Many, already infected in THEIR youth become carriers, spreading the disorder to others.

Symptoms are visible and include the eating of bean sprouts, the wearing of Birkenstocks even during winter, extremely short hair cuts on women and long hair on men, a constant and improvable belief in global warming,

Perhaps the MOST notable signature symptom of SMD (Socialist Mental Disorder) is the uncontrollable proclivity to blame others for your own ideology’s behavior.

A case study can be made with Ed Schultz.

Just a couple of nights ago, Schultz, host of a barely seen MSNBC propaganda show, made a rather odd statement.

He blames Detroit’s financial demise on…

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Trail of IRS Abuses Leading DIRECTLY to the OVAL OFFICE!!

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Paging William Wilkins.

William Wilkins to the House Oversight Committee!!!

As Conservatives and Tea Partiers, we have been roundly scolded, dismissed and jeeringly taunted by socialists for even suggesting Obama’s “scandals” showed a similarity to Watergate.

We were roundly scolded, dismissed and jeeringly taunted when we said Obamacare was an unaffordable and downright crappy law too.

Turns out…We were 100% correct on both counts.

Paging G. Gordon Liddy, I mean…William Wilkins.

William Wilkins to the House Oversight Committee!!!

Last week, due to testimony under oath to the House Oversight Committee, we learned that William Wilkins, an OBAMA appointee to the IRS was DEEPLY involved in the IRS targeting of Conservatives and Tea Party groups.

Wee Willy Wilkins is much more than an appointee however.

Wee Willy is a long time Obama crony. A big-time donor to Obama’s campaigns and a staunch and deeply entrenched liberal/socialist.

It was Wilkins who, pro bono,   defended the wrong Rev, Wright and secured his church’s ability to maintain its tax exempt status amid the all too public politicization spewing into the pews from the racists pulpit.

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